snitches get stitches

2/2/2009 11:26:00 AM

2/2/2009 11:26:24 AM

so you lost the dance off?

2/2/2009 11:26:46 AM

k

2/2/2009 11:30:48 AM

OMAR LOL

2/2/2009 11:34:05 AM

ahhaha i wish it was one of those kind omar


its like jury duty except you gotta snitch

2/2/2009 11:41:47 AM

They're going to have to put you in the witness protection program. you won't be able to talk to your friends or family ever again


Goodbye jackleg....or should I say....Goodbye PABLO JIMMENEZ DE LOS SANTOS!

2/2/2009 11:44:47 AM

You better not rat me out jackleg. Stick to the story you are being paid to tell. I know people who make people dissapear.

2/2/2009 11:44:56 AM

Quote :

"They're going to have to put you in the witness protection program. you won't be able to talk to your friends or family ever again "

if i didnt know any better, i'd think thats kinda what happened to during and after the time i "went to arizona"

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ^aha, im wayyyy off the grid, you'll never find me!!!1]

2/2/2009 11:45:48 AM

do you ever question your life choices...the ones that even put you in this situation to begin with?

or were you and your little brother playing in the park and watched a drug deal and mob hit go down?

2/2/2009 11:46:05 AM

do you ever question how big a douchebag you really are? im doing my civic duty sucka

2/2/2009 11:47:17 AM

suspend quagmire

2/2/2009 11:47:32 AM

nah id expect such silly comments out of him.

i do good deeds and the jesus will <3 me forever

2/2/2009 11:56:35 AM

I'll end your world jackleg. Remember what we discussed. She fell on the bullets.

2/2/2009 12:00:16 PM

2 things

1) this isnt even about her, and i know she fell

2) my life is over, i am sad. so sad im looking for a video on youtube to express it on my face boook

2/2/2009 12:07:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw

2/2/2009 12:08:54 PM

Quote :

"do you ever question how big a douchebag you really are?"

never...i'm arrogant, but i have very good reasons for my arrogance

Quote :

"suspend quagmire"

won't happen...i might be annoying, but i rarely do anything suspension worthy

crazy how people get so upset over teh intarweb, though

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2009 12:09:03 PM

yeah, that reminds me: anyone seen hooksaw, lately?

i miss my buddy.

2/2/2009 12:11:18 PM

FykalJpn - i was thinking about IM SO RONERY

Quote :

"never...i'm arrogant, but i have very good reasons for my arrogance"

you should question it at least some, i can think of lots of people worse than me that youd want walking down a dark alley with your sister at 3m

and i havent seen hooksaw. or any tww spottings! its awesome!

2/2/2009 12:14:26 PM

snitches is bitches who get stitches and end up in ditches

2/2/2009 12:16:13 PM

I am upset and I didn't even know it until I was told so in this thread

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : h]

2/2/2009 12:28:44 PM

sup j'leg

2/2/2009 12:29:11 PM

coolin coolin

2/2/2009 12:32:12 PM

I, too, am coolin

2/2/2009 12:40:51 PM

2/2/2009 12:42:40 PM

i aint coolin at all.

im an uptight motherfucker.

2/2/2009 12:43:43 PM

my sideburns are sweating

i have sideburns now. im 90210

2/2/2009 12:44:39 PM

THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE YOURSELF ONE BADASS PONYTAIL

2/2/2009 12:45:30 PM

i think hurley and i would get arrested if we ever hung out. just misdemeanors, but lots of them

2/2/2009 12:46:33 PM

jackleg :

2/2/2009 12:47:10 PM

^^ahahaaa


it could happen

2/2/2009 12:51:20 PM

jackleg:

2/2/2009 12:52:31 PM

Quote :

"snitches is bitches who get stitches and end up in ditches"

don't you kinda sorta rely on snitches/CIs to get shit done?

2/2/2009 12:52:37 PM

if he does, lets hope he's smarter than those brainiacs in tallahassee

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : added a link for a nice long read]

2/2/2009 12:54:30 PM

A leopard cannot change its spots. No matter what Jecklag does, he is still a criminal at heart.

2/2/2009 12:54:30 PM

^^^ not when you are a traffic cop

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : ^^^

2/2/2009 12:54:57 PM

i tend to agree, ggmon. but only partly. depends on what the criminal behavior is. if you quit drugs and drugs were your only link to illegal doings, then its very possible to change your spots.

violent people, rapists, murderers, i agree

2/2/2009 12:57:33 PM

Is it weird that I'm 27 and have never gotten jury duty?

2/2/2009 2:39:13 PM

I got mine last year....but they didn't need me.

2009 is your year Mr. Joshua!!! I can feel it.

2/2/2009 2:44:07 PM

I don't think they'll take me anyway. I'm prejudiced against everyone.

2/2/2009 3:06:38 PM

^^^

i'm +10 years on you and never gotten it.

2/2/2009 3:38:25 PM

wtf

i'm 27 and i've been called 2 times

i've come up with good excuses both times

and have never actually gone

2/2/2009 3:43:10 PM

oh its not jury duty, im a witness to a crime

but... i'm 30 and have never been asked to do jury duty ever. it sucks. and im registered to vote, have a license, pay tax, my name is in all the places, and im not a felon. no idea how i havent been picked.. or why

i'd love to do it

2/2/2009 4:14:02 PM

I've been served twice in the past 3 months. Nothing big, just a lawsuit from work and the vendor felt the need to send a copy to my house.

2/2/2009 4:19:19 PM

I'm 30, and have never been called for jury duty.

My wife's already been called and she's only been a citizen for a little over a year.

2/2/2009 4:20:50 PM

Mail order?

2/2/2009 4:23:03 PM

yeah one of them south africans

2/2/2009 4:23:31 PM

really? me too. my wife's a russian mail order bride.

7 years and she's only run off on me twice.

2/2/2009 9:44:42 PM

What service did you use? I've had a hard time finding reliable reviews online.

2/3/2009 1:15:10 PM

I used the 'drink a case of miller lite and say stupid shit to the girl with the cool accent and somehow get her number' service.

2/4/2009 7:21:30 AM