Who would be the top picks ?

For example, if basketball was the name of the game, the my fellow darkskins and I would be off the board first

NYM would protest, and we might let him be 6th man

Football, obviously some of you swine motherfucks would go first...Big Hit Sunday, Jaybee, evan, etc...

For a beer pong team, thats tougher, since those skills aren't as apparent just going by physical stature...I'd take diva baby because she would have the best distractions for the other team

For freestyle rap group, it would be me, treetwista, big hit sunday and drunknloaded...gunzz could chaperone and drive our tour bus

For porn team, like bangbus style where we'd drive around and pick chicks and bone em while we filmed it, it would be me, pilgrimshoes and Mr. Johshua...and Jbaz would be the camera man, and he would talk a lot like they do in gonzo films

Lastly, for a fighting team, like a 4 on 4 battle royale, it would be Big Hit sunday and Jaybee as the two heavyweights, Theduke666 as the all around Guile Type, and Joe Numbers with the provision that he would get a bionic arm with a rocket launcher/chainsaw on it

list other teams here and explain your reasoning

2/2/2009 2:45:48 PM

k

2/2/2009 2:47:04 PM

I could swim and smoke weed.

Reason: I swam in highschool.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : -]

2/2/2009 2:47:38 PM

I would rank highly for the second tier sports, racquetball and ultimate frisbee

2/2/2009 2:56:23 PM

Woot!

^I'd agree with that.

2/2/2009 2:57:54 PM

im not a swine and i bet the duke weighs more than me

2/2/2009 2:58:56 PM

your a breeding slave

you would be the one that fucked all the woman slaves untill your loads dissapated, at which point you'd be castrated and made to work indoors

but for football, I see you as a linebacker type

2/2/2009 3:00:36 PM

i'll lead the tap dancing team

2/2/2009 3:32:29 PM

Quote :

"Lastly, for a fighting team, like a 4 on 4 battle royale, it would be Big Hit sunday and Jaybee as the two heavyweights, Theduke666 as the all around Guile Type, and Joe Numbers with the provision that he would get a bionic arm with a rocket launcher/chainsaw on it"

I think that dude "Mantis Tuna" or something would be there. Not sure why Jaybee is on the list though, so maybe you could just knock him off.

2/2/2009 3:34:34 PM

^^^^ i doubt it, big man. i'm about 185 lbs.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : ^]

2/2/2009 3:35:50 PM

Jaybee has a low center of gravity and would be hard to suplex

also if they ever decide to negociate a peace treaty, his debate skills would come into play

2/2/2009 3:40:43 PM

if there was a swim team you could pick me.

or a being really unique and awesome team. i'm also good at that.

also, i excel at drinking games...if you can excel inconsistently that is

2/2/2009 3:42:29 PM

I, too, was on the swim team.

2/2/2009 3:43:23 PM

Lol, you are one entertaining, but odd TWW persona...

And I'm good with being a 6th man. Come on and throw up some 3s and never really break a sweat. Does it get better than that? Shit, that's pretty much all I did in HS...

2/2/2009 3:43:27 PM

of course we wouldn't have a swim team, unless you guys did bong hits beforehand

and you are way too small to be good at drinking games

you need to weight at least 150 to have any real chance of holding your own

2/2/2009 3:43:59 PM

Quote :

"BIONIC ARM CHAINSAW"

2/2/2009 3:44:43 PM

^^^yeah, you could be the 6th man on the court and the utility infielder for the baseball team.

Not the best at anything, but a good dude to have on the team in about 10 different sports.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 3:45 PM. Reason : asfd]

2/2/2009 3:45:14 PM

i'll take soccer, basketball, and swimming

2/2/2009 3:45:23 PM

Quote :

"your a breeding slave"

Mandingo nigga

and yea ud have to include mantisstunna and furikuchan on the fight team

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : d]

2/2/2009 3:46:29 PM

also i have been working on my hackey sack skills recently. i'm just sayin.

2/2/2009 3:47:04 PM

Quote :

"Not the best at anything, but a good dude to have on the team in about 10 different sports."

I was pretty damn good at baseball before I fucked up my elbow... honorable mention all-state my junior year at 2B.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : basketball was just for fun though. same w/ hockey.]

2/2/2009 3:47:36 PM

Also if we had a bank robbing team

I would be George Clooney and Don Cheadle and treetwista would be brad pitt

dnl would be bernie mac and jaybee would be that old rich guy

and gunzz would be andy garcia

2/2/2009 3:49:20 PM

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"Jaybee has a low center of gravity and would be hard to suplex"

Who suplexes someone during a fight?

2/2/2009 3:51:27 PM

Most fights, typically a few punches are thrown, then somebody slams somebody and it becomes a ground game

Since Jaybee has the build of E. Honda, he would be tough to get down

2/2/2009 3:52:56 PM

but who will be your Julia?

2/2/2009 3:53:57 PM

I would be the owner of BoSox, Celts and Pats tww teams!!

2/2/2009 3:55:49 PM

mmm probably that Rachel Mary lady, she's kinda foxy

2/2/2009 3:56:46 PM

Quote :

"For porn team, like bangbus style where we'd drive around and pick chicks and bone em while we filmed it, it would be me, pilgrimshoes and Mr. Johshua...and Jbaz would be the camera man, and he would talk a lot like they do in gonzo films "

looool

2/2/2009 3:56:51 PM

but Julia was super classy

pick another

2/2/2009 3:59:34 PM

ambrosia

but she would need a face and body double for most of the scenes

2/2/2009 4:01:03 PM

ahh yes only super classy broads marry con men

2/2/2009 4:01:16 PM

LOL

so wrong

2/2/2009 4:01:41 PM

honestly im not one to mack on internet people but from what I've seen Joie and kadwackle are passable for Julia stand in's

2/2/2009 4:03:17 PM

ok, i thought of a game i dominate in. flip cup. i am always overlooked because i am clumsy and don't pay attention so i usually get picked last. but now my friends have caught on. when we play survivor flip cup and i am one of the last standing, people are singing a different tune my friends.

2/2/2009 4:11:21 PM

flip cup is what people play when they don't have enough cups for beer pong

i will certainly not be sponsoring a flip cup team

2/2/2009 4:12:27 PM

I don't think it would be socially acceptable to play drinking games like that at any party I've gone to in like the last 2 years. I haven't been to a good old keggar in ages. Mostly it's like wine tastings and small get togethers now. What have I become?

Though, I'll probably be in the drinking games hardcore when I go to Snowshoe with some college friends in a few weeks...

2/2/2009 4:13:52 PM

you must have never played extreme survivor flip cup. we play with MORE cups than a beer pong game. seriously. it is intense. you might need to pop a xanax before you play

2/2/2009 4:14:57 PM

yeah i understand that

i went to my first beer pong havin legit keg at a house party in like 2+ years the other weekend

it was nice to not just be in a bar all night

2/2/2009 4:15:05 PM

I avoid parties like that like the plague

I'm 24 and want to live like I'm 24

The day you see me at a wine tasting is the day I tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

2/2/2009 4:17:32 PM

kadwackie we might hafta challenge each other because I dominate any form of flip cup

2/2/2009 4:18:18 PM

Quote :

"The day you see me at a wine tasting is the day I tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck"

Well, I have friends who work for wineries in Napa. It's not like this is happening in Cary or something.

2/2/2009 4:19:22 PM

some people I work with took my to this art gallery where all they served was wine, melba toast, hummus, smoked salmon and green olives on toothpicks

I would have gouged my fucking eyes out if the women there weren't so good looking

2/2/2009 4:20:52 PM

E. Honda haha



I am down 15 lbs suckas, if I keep this up sign me up for Bantamweight

hes right about the low center of gravity shit, impossible to bring down

2/2/2009 4:22:14 PM

See I like those high sadity type things lol.

But then again I've been called that before.

2/2/2009 4:22:42 PM

yea it isn't house parties or anything. i mean just vacations (eg snowshoe, the beach) that i go on with my friends where this occurs. i mean i guess it could be called a "house party" since like 15 people stay in a house and a keg is involved. but it is just the most economical means of getting beer. and we are all friends, so not your typical house party. i haven't been to one of those in ages. i can't remember the last one i went to.

2/2/2009 4:23:55 PM

you need a corner/safety and i'm your man. i can play those positions like a motherfucker.

i can also run routes better than anyone on this board. other people are probably better than me at some of the other shit you gotta do as a WR (speed and shit) but there's no one that can run a better route than i

2/2/2009 4:52:36 PM

big deal if you can run a route if you aren't fast

speed is the name of the game

you could be a tight end if you're big enough

2/2/2009 4:54:46 PM

colter could play football. people are always sayin I'd be a perfect left tackle

2/2/2009 5:22:36 PM

fishing team:

restricted
pttyndal
pwrstrkdf250
wdprice3
slackerb
neuservrrat


i'm sure i left some folks out

2/2/2009 5:32:07 PM

what about the TWW pothead draft?




i guess it'd probably keep getting postponed.

2/2/2009 5:32:56 PM