at carmicheal gym

... let me take a shower without having to feel awkward while you look at my balls...

... let me dry off without you walking by and looking at my balls...


bunch of cock lookers

2/2/2009 6:46:49 PM

2/2/2009 6:48:02 PM

2/2/2009 6:50:27 PM

I think I'd have a problem with people looking at mine if they weren't too busy trying to avoid its swinging parabola

2/2/2009 6:50:37 PM

2/2/2009 6:52:11 PM

look all they want

2/2/2009 6:55:41 PM

Quote :

"ncsu carmichael gym - m4m (ncsu) Reply to: pers-1017426367@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-02, 10:50AM EST I never thought I'd post on craigslist, but whatever, you were really cute. I benched while you did chest presses. I then went to do some triceps with that black handle thing, and you also went to the same area of the gym, but did chest and shoulder (I think). I glanced at you a few times and you glanced back. Then you went to do abs, and I followed. You used the yoga ball a few times and I just did weighted situps and cruches, along with a few planks. You had a nice unshaven face and were a little short than me. I'd really like to get to know you. Please send a pic of yourself. "

2/2/2009 6:59:43 PM

It blows my mind how many "straight" men shave their junk. If you take a mach 3 to your balls, you are a faggot.

2/2/2009 7:01:07 PM

good old craigslist personals

2/2/2009 7:01:34 PM

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"It blows my mind how many "straight" men shave their junk. If you take a mach 3 to your balls, you are a faggot. "

wrong.

2/2/2009 7:08:05 PM

Quote :

"It blows my mind how many "straight" men shave their junk. If you take a mach 3 to your balls, you are a faggot. "

you couldnt be any wronger. the fell of lips and tounge on smooth balls is fucking outstanding

2/2/2009 7:09:21 PM

god if shaving = faggot then i must be richard fucking simmons

2/2/2009 7:13:23 PM

anyone that takes a mach 3 to their balls needs to call me

they are most certainly NOT gay

2/2/2009 7:13:53 PM

haaaaaay

2/2/2009 7:14:25 PM

^^^^

not to mention, the less hair you have down there, the more time a broad will spend down there.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 7:14 PM. Reason : a]

2/2/2009 7:14:26 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaay joenumberboo

2/2/2009 7:15:08 PM

Quote :

"not to mention, the less hair you have down there, the more time a broad will spend down there."

Quote :

"god if shaving = faggot then i must be richard fucking simmons"

I hope clint eastwood comes to your homes and pounds the piss out of both of you. Be men for christ sake.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 7:17 PM. Reason : christ]

2/2/2009 7:15:35 PM

^ im going to show this thread to my waxer

i was just there on friday. smooth balls and butt ftw

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2/2/2009 7:18:33 PM

^^ ask every girl that has ever blown you if she would prefer it be shaved. I guarantee both of them will say yes

2/2/2009 7:22:16 PM

seriously. be manly and hairy. and props to your hand. if i was her, i would be seriously rethinking my relationship with you.

2/2/2009 7:22:22 PM

I grew out of the whole "the more body hair I have the more manly I am" thing in High School.

2/2/2009 7:24:45 PM

prove it ok

the both of yous

2/2/2009 7:25:30 PM

Smooth skin is, by definition, a female trait. Add that to your professed love for "eating ass", you are mos def going to have a cock in your mouth before you die. I'm sure it will be a hairless one.

2/2/2009 7:25:34 PM

so you don't shave your face?

2/2/2009 7:25:55 PM

Maybe if you didn't walk naked around a bunch of men you wouldn't have to worry about them looking at your junk.

2/2/2009 7:25:56 PM

tongue on skin = good

tongue on hair = bad

i think both sexes would agree. i think both the kicking licking and receiving teams would agree.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 7:29 PM. Reason : fixed ]

2/2/2009 7:27:08 PM

Quote :

"so you don't shave your face?"

No.

2/2/2009 7:28:14 PM

as long as women keep saying they like shaved balls, I will shave my balls

if that makes me not manly, then so be it. I will just be the unmanly dude with a chick's mouth on my balls.

2/2/2009 7:28:41 PM

First off, let me say that shaving is definitely the way to go. Especially if you like getting your balls licked and sucked. With that said, this shit is hilarious..

Quote :

"Smooth skin is, by definition, a female trait. Add that to your professed love for "eating ass", you are mos def going to have a cock in your mouth before you die. I'm sure it will be a hairless one. "

2/2/2009 7:34:30 PM

Quote :

"as long as women keep saying they like shaved balls, I will shave my balls"

So what if she says she likes you in her panties? What if you holding her purse makes her wet? Hell - you still would be getting your balls sucked, so what if you have on a bra? Who cares if you are a pussy whipped half man who is so feminized, he has no fuckin clue.

You are a disgrace to men everywhere. Turn in your razor burned cock.

2/2/2009 7:34:47 PM

Quote :

"god if shaving = faggot then i must be richard fucking simmons"

2/2/2009 7:35:31 PM

then i guess i am a disgrace to men everywhere, but my pussy resume speaks for itself

2/2/2009 7:36:54 PM

i can't take a shower naked in front of other people. fucking cock lookers

2/2/2009 7:38:12 PM

aha, while some guys are obviously getting some head and enjoying it....

there's GGMon....worried about what other guys are doing with their balls

2/2/2009 7:38:18 PM

nah, he's just making another failed troll attempt

2/2/2009 7:40:20 PM

there are ways to avoid razor burn.

here's the thing about balls, if you have them, you won't end up holding your woman's purse

and if you shave them, you might get something that you do want.

2/2/2009 7:40:22 PM

never gotten razor burn using a fusion

2/2/2009 7:41:52 PM

^^ I am totally making that my facebook status

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 7:42 PM. Reason : a]

2/2/2009 7:42:03 PM

well I want some shaved balls in my mouth

please stop posting and put them there ok?

2/2/2009 7:42:29 PM

Quote :

"then i guess i am a disgrace to men everywhere, but my pussy resume speaks for itself"

Does she allow you to pick out the bra and panties, or can you have some input?

Hey - if the woman like it, you have to do it - am I RIGHT?

2/2/2009 7:42:36 PM

^ so you haven't ever picked out sexy lingerie for your SO?

i do for her, and she for me.

2/2/2009 7:57:04 PM

the only thing he has picked out are those little teenie tiny pieces of toilet paper stuck in his butt crack hairs

2/2/2009 8:01:24 PM

i believe the word you are looking for is dingleberries

2/2/2009 8:08:57 PM

reminder: no butt hair = no dingleberries

2/2/2009 8:09:40 PM

joe, do they wax your taint too?

I've been looking for a good taint waxist in my area

2/2/2009 8:10:57 PM

yes dingleberries!! like the cha cha cha charman bear

2/2/2009 8:11:09 PM

^^^very good point

or using moist wipes

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 8:11 PM. Reason : a]

2/2/2009 8:11:24 PM

kat has grossed me out tonight

2/2/2009 8:12:35 PM

Quote :

"i do for her, and she for me."

So you pay a man to make you look like a woman, you eat ass with the passion in which picasso paints and you wear lingerie your "girl" picks out for you.

Ya - you tasted another mans spunk (if not, you will very soon) .

2/2/2009 8:13:19 PM

hahahaha was it the dingleberries?

2/2/2009 8:13:48 PM