Because all criminals are unshaven men in all black who will run terrified from a siren.
2/3/2009 7:23:12 AM
viagra commercialsBecause all men who suffer from ED are middle-aged, middle-class and married. mcdonalds commercialsBecause all mcdonalds employees are polite, attentive, helpful, and speak with perfect grammar. valtrex commercialsBecause all herpes sufferers are attractive and in heterosexual relationships with other attractive people.. Car commercialsBecause all drivers go joy riding down beautiful winding roads, or spin out on wet parking lots.
2/3/2009 8:04:04 AM
alaaaaaaaaaaarrrrmmmmm forcetoday
2/3/2009 8:19:13 AM
CPI SECURITIES! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
2/3/2009 8:24:39 AM
^LOL that one makes me laugh evertime I see it.They neeeed to have some ghetto bitch like "THA FUCK YOU DOIN IN MY HOUSE?"
2/3/2009 8:42:30 AM
i just want to know if the ghetto voice is actually part of the alarm system or if that's just for the commercials. I don't know if I could take that seriously as my alarm system
2/3/2009 8:43:29 AM
the guy sits in the doggy door like he's not gonna fit through when he's some skinny white dude thats smaller than the dog living at the house
2/3/2009 8:43:31 AM
it was just for effect I guess my commercial will only work on SNL.What if was me as the voice going "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay whatcha doin?"
2/3/2009 8:45:16 AM
2/3/2009 8:52:40 AM
I wish they would ban doorbells in commercials. Every time that fucking Swiffer commercial comes on where the mop rings the doorbell, my dog goes ape shit for 15 minutes.
2/3/2009 9:45:33 AM
2/3/2009 10:07:33 AM
speaking of alarms, mine goes off in 5 hours. I'm out.
2/4/2009 1:22:01 AM
CALL 1-800-2-6-7-2000 and 1
2/4/2009 1:53:29 AM
i like the sonic hearing one, with the old bitch "BINGO"
2/4/2009 3:00:45 AM