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DeltaBeta
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So I'm in Subway a few days ago (Grilled chicken breast on wheat, FTW) and there's this kid in line in front of me. He's maybe 11 or 12 and easily 200 pounds. I mean this kid was big. Anyway, he orders 2 footlong, which I'm hoping one of which was for someone else. These are cold cut trio's loaded up. He got cheese on there and the asiago cheese bread.

So the black lady behind the counter who's putting the stuff on his sandwiches asks him what he wants and goes through the list. At the end he says mayonnaise.

So she grabs the Lite Mayonnaise and puts it on there. The kid basically screams "I DIDN'T ASK FOR LITE MAYONNAISE!" all indignant. The lady puts the squeeze bottle down and says real calm and without giving a shit "Well, you NEED lite mayonnaise" and wrapped up his sandwiches.

I thought that kid was going to pass out. He turned so red. Mumbled something, paid for his shit and went bolting out of there like somebody had shot at him.

Everybody laughed.

2/3/2009 9:25:11 AM

pilgrimshoes
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be honest

it was you wasnt it

2/3/2009 9:26:40 AM

DivaBaby19
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HAH

2/3/2009 9:27:42 AM

Slave Famous
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how was he 11 or 12 without a parent or guardian

either he walked there, or we're talking about the next Latarian Milton

2/3/2009 9:27:52 AM

DeltaBeta
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LOL

No. They always accuse me of being on a diet in there though. I get the grilled chicken on wheat, no cheese, toasted with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and honey mustard.

"WHY YOU ON A DIET? YOU AIN'T FAT." is what I usually get.

^ He got into the passenger seat of a shitty old Mercedes that was all sideways in the handicap slot. I assume mom is also a behemoth and has a handicap tag for being a fatass as well.

[Edited on February 3, 2009 at 9:29 AM. Reason : *]

2/3/2009 9:28:08 AM

ShinAntonio
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haha 10/10

2/3/2009 9:44:16 AM

gunzz
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haha, nice poast

2/3/2009 9:45:26 AM

Muzition00
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maybe its glandular

2/3/2009 9:46:27 AM

puppy
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"No. They always accuse me of being on a diet in there though. I get the grilled chicken on wheat, no cheese, toasted with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and honey mustard.

"WHY YOU ON A DIET? YOU AIN'T FAT." is what I usually get."

that sort of response is stupid and uncalled for. I would say to them that "The reason I'm not fat is because I eat this way." Wow, people are stupid.

Funny story though. Lite or regular mayo is not going to make a difference for that kid considering that he's eating 2 footlongs loaded with all kinds of crap. I bet his mother is a fatass too.

2/3/2009 9:46:34 AM

WolfAce
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NO FATTIES

2/3/2009 10:02:28 AM

DeltaBeta
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This lady was the one who puts the lettuce and stuff on. The meat department was the lady standing 3 feet from her. I guess she thought the mayo thing was her civic duty.

2/3/2009 10:06:58 AM

DeltaBeta
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Going there again this week. Will see if any more hilarity ensues!!!!!11

2/9/2009 9:03:40 AM

ssjamind
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this thread is racist

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 1:39 PM. Reason : ]

2/9/2009 1:38:54 PM

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