So say you wake up one night and there's a bad guy in your room with the intent of killing you/raping you/kidnapping you etc.. If you reach under your bed (or in your nightstand, bedside table, whatever) what do you find there ?

There was a rustling outside my window last night and I woke up and thought it might have been a murderer because I'm on the first floor. So I reached under my bed and grab my 9 iron and get in my Casey Jones ready stance before I saw it was only a squirrel

I know some of you yokel fucks have shotguns and high powered rifles, but what do the rest of you have ?

2/3/2009 9:45:48 AM

sharp kitchen knife, tape, scissors

i had pepper spray but it expired

2/3/2009 9:47:04 AM

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"but what do the rest of you have ?"

sanity

2/3/2009 9:47:19 AM

my putter

2/3/2009 9:48:34 AM

a dog and an iron

2/3/2009 9:49:53 AM

Remington 870, but just b/c that's where it stays....not really worried about someone breaking in to kindap / rape

2/3/2009 9:50:13 AM

i keep my pistol loaded in the night stand next to my bed

2/3/2009 9:52:03 AM

20 gauge, but i'm no yokel

2/3/2009 9:53:16 AM

oh yeah, and a 90lb dog that sleeps at the foot of the bed

2/3/2009 9:54:47 AM

Remington 1100, it's unloaded but I have shells in my sock drawer near by

2/3/2009 9:54:56 AM

just a 3 battery mag light

2/3/2009 9:55:22 AM

My face!

ba-dum-CHING!

2/3/2009 9:55:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw

2/3/2009 9:58:35 AM

^^ftw

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" keep my pistol loaded in the night stand next to my bed "

and a 3D cell maglite on the floor next to the night stand.




and why the hate for yokel fucks? I'd like to maintain some level of defense from a possible home invasion


-side note-

I'm a fairly normal gun owner/collector, got my CCP, and do my fair amount of target shooting....you know, a "gun guy". WELL, One time at a defense pistol shooting competition (2006), I happen to overhear a fairly competitive guy chatting with his buddy about how he shot his TV on accident.


:facepalm:


[people who are very competitive or overzealous with the defensive shooting stuff actually hone their reactionary skills by doing a drill that's similar to Duck Hunt. The person pics something, like a "green shirt," and every time they see a green shirt on the TV, they grab the gun and "shoot" at the TV. this dude just forgot his shit was loaded

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2/3/2009 9:59:17 AM

yeah, I have no fear of a break-in seeing as I am in a nice neighborhood. plus, someone would have to have some serious balls to attempt to break into a house with a big ass barking dog. but you never can tell, and the loaded pistol helps me sleep at night

2/3/2009 10:01:13 AM

My big ass mean looking 80lb dog that growls anytime someone is outside my window and then will jump on you and lick your face to death.

TRY ME NOW!

2/3/2009 10:04:18 AM

it's where i keep my detachable penis.

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"oh yeah, and a 90lb dog that sleeps at the foot of the bed"

a 90 lb chicken.

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2/3/2009 10:06:54 AM

I find an M1 Carbine with 1 in the chamber and a full clip. Light, small enough for close quarters and a whole lot of bad news for an intruder.

I would like to skewer that kind of fuck with the bayonet on my SKS, but it's just too big to be of any use in home defense.

2/3/2009 10:08:42 AM

that sounded kinda hot (the M1 statement)

2/3/2009 10:10:55 AM

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"CASEY JONES STANCE"

2/3/2009 10:14:22 AM

M1 carbine, ftw. what a fine piece of equipment, truly fine.

2/3/2009 10:17:22 AM

nothing fuckers better not break in my dorm

2/3/2009 10:20:45 AM

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"a 90 lb chicken."

yeah, he's a big softy. but he barks his head off, and a would-be thief wouldn't know how soft he is unless they actually make it in the house and watch him run away pissing himself.

2/3/2009 10:22:29 AM

glock 19 on the table next to my bed and a 870 in the corner.

2/3/2009 10:26:25 AM

A pen.

2/3/2009 10:27:27 AM

hahahaha.

most of the large dogs i've come to know are all like that.

there was a mastif that is HUGE. scary as shit looking, but will knock you down trying to lick your face.

not a mean bone in it's body.

2/3/2009 10:27:54 AM

I've got a mean bone

but it aint in my body

2/3/2009 10:28:31 AM

fireman's axe i picked up at a yard sale

i play for keeps

2/3/2009 10:29:23 AM

Sig 9mm, loaded with 124gr. +P hollowpoints.

Have the holster strapped to my bed frame

2/3/2009 10:29:38 AM

Katana.

2/3/2009 10:29:54 AM

^you keep a motorycyle under your bed

2/3/2009 10:30:21 AM

Don't fuck with a dog that thinks he is a cat. DON'T DO IT

2/3/2009 10:41:42 AM

i got the stainless trey 8 in arms reach but i got mad other toast within 50 feet

2/3/2009 10:43:13 AM

I got 7 Mack 11s
About 8 38's
9 9's
10 Mack 10s
The shit never ends

2/3/2009 10:44:09 AM

that dog is all squished up in that bed.

2/3/2009 10:45:38 AM

Listen...when you get in this house I will knock you over and lick your face until you can't stand it anymore.

2/3/2009 10:47:23 AM

yeah, that was over at my buddy's house for Superbowl. He has a little yappy dog and Marley decided to take over his bed. Marley has a big ass bed over here that he barely even lays on.


as you can see, he loves doing the cat curl

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2/3/2009 10:47:33 AM

Cutco knives...but not for defense. Already have a good set of knives in the kitchen and didn't have anywhere to put them.

Plus they're still in their pleather zipper bag...so it would be kind of tough to reach down and get them, unzip the bag, and pick the right knife to defend myself.

2/3/2009 10:48:15 AM

a saiga 12 swat next to the bed

2/3/2009 10:48:37 AM

lol @ Cutco

2/3/2009 10:49:47 AM

2/3/2009 10:54:33 AM

I don't need any weaponry. I am a trained special ops agent who has been through more shit than you will ever imagine. I am one of the baddest motherfuckers on this planet and the stupid perpetrator who even gets an idea to break into my house will be dead before he ever steps foot on my property.

2/3/2009 10:54:47 AM

I was thinking of getting one of those shotguns that pops up with a spring loaded mechanism like Fat Joe had in Empire

Tho I'd probably fuck up and blow my own foot off if I ever tried to actually use it

2/3/2009 10:56:42 AM

I feel the safest when I have this sweet little lass hanging around the house

2/3/2009 10:59:19 AM

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"I don't need any weaponry. I am a trained special ops agent who has been through more shit than you will ever imagine. I am one of the baddest motherfuckers on this planet and the stupid perpetrator who even gets an idea to break into my house will be dead before he ever steps foot on my property."

ffut os

2/3/2009 10:59:36 AM

bassjunkie

2/3/2009 11:00:36 AM

How about the setup Denzel had in Training Day. The shotgun under the bed that swiveled. that was bad ass.

2/3/2009 11:01:01 AM

yeah but you'd have to jump off the bed and dive down there to use it

not feasible in that short period of time

2/3/2009 11:02:02 AM

I got a genuine Colombian machete and a wal-mart hatchet, because I don't really have gun money. But I've got a lot of experience with the machete.

2/3/2009 11:05:10 AM

i keep a lacrosse stick by my bed, but i really want a cricket bat

2/3/2009 11:10:45 AM