Here is a link to his "A. Resume"

http://www.triduanum.com/memo.pdf

I'm not sure which is the bigger selling point, the outrageous mortgage fraud or the epic grammar skills.

The good stuff is all in the first couple of pages.

2/5/2009 9:34:49 AM

tl;dr

2/5/2009 9:40:16 AM

Summary:

19 your old kid gets hired by mortgage broker. Over the next several years commits mortgage fraud on a scale of nearly $1 billion dollar bucks. Discuss it in retail in his resume, including his usage of crystal meth, cocaine, etc. Want to be hired to clean up the mortgage mess. Has the writing skills of a 12 year old.

2/5/2009 9:50:34 AM

^And clearly still on drugs during the penning of this resume.

2/5/2009 9:56:55 AM

"Panzi scheme"

2/5/2009 10:00:23 AM

Ponzi scheme.

A la Charles Ponzi.

2/5/2009 11:05:52 AM

Quote :

"DISCUSS IN RETAIL"

2/5/2009 11:07:42 AM

I have a strong prejudice against Jareds on account of the Subway ads

2/5/2009 12:15:00 PM

I have a strong prejudice against Jareds on account of the Subway ads "He went to Jared!!!??!" ads

2/5/2009 2:43:25 PM

I have a strong prejudice against Jareds on account of the Subway ads it being a name that typically denotes douchebaggery.

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2/5/2009 2:46:22 PM