in my calc class (yes, another one) and i decided she's cuter than the other one, and she reminds me of this chick i was basically in love with in like 3rd to 5th grade. something like that.

WHAT DOES I DO TWW? I NEED YOUR INPUTS ON HOW I GET TO BANGING!!!

2/5/2009 12:43:38 PM

treat her like shit

2/5/2009 12:44:41 PM

hang weights from your penis, its an ancient secret

2/5/2009 12:44:48 PM

Get used to the fact that you will die a virgin.

2/5/2009 12:45:46 PM

STEP 1: SAY HI
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: PROFIT

2/5/2009 12:46:22 PM

dedicate post number 10k to her honor

2/5/2009 12:46:51 PM

Quote :

"Champ Kind: What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens. "

2/5/2009 12:49:06 PM

post 10k is going to beating hypatoe and to olivia wilde

2/5/2009 12:49:17 PM

are you gonna bang her?

2/5/2009 12:49:52 PM

pls to be warm on monday so that i can ask her if she wants to get ice cream

2/5/2009 12:49:54 PM

i hope you are not serious

2/5/2009 12:50:49 PM

put it in her butt (without her consent, of course).

2/5/2009 12:51:45 PM

i would like to remind people that this is a half serious thread. more like 1/8 serious, but is for post count +1 and lols more than real shit (unless real shit is genius or humorous)

2/5/2009 12:52:40 PM

chunky monkey for the win. Bitches did ice cream

2/5/2009 12:57:42 PM

is there a cold stone near campus? do want.

2/5/2009 12:58:31 PM

In other news I got to move to the cute girls group in one of my classes.

2/5/2009 1:14:45 PM

^

2/5/2009 1:15:27 PM

throw rocks/mud/feces

2/5/2009 1:16:50 PM

^^I had to anyway. I was nice and moved once. Then I was stuck in the back of the room which I didn't like. Then the teacher said he didn't want both grad students in the same group, so the guy and me switched places and now I sit in front of the room next to the cute girl. It makes class more enjoyable.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2009 1:18:20 PM

She reminds you of an 8 year old??

That's kinda sick dude.

2/5/2009 1:21:21 PM

she also reminds me of this chick i was with the summer before my senior year of high school.


i might actually have do say hi to this chick. i imagine she has a boyfriend, but fuck it

2/5/2009 1:39:04 PM

give up both girls are way out of your league. they are just nice to you cause youre special

2/5/2009 1:46:17 PM

^how does you be nice to someone you've never interacted with? srsly

2/5/2009 1:47:01 PM

Get used to the fact that you will die a virgin.

2/5/2009 1:48:00 PM

not entertaining. srsly guys nothing to do for like another hour, and you aren't being entertaining!

2/5/2009 1:48:32 PM

2/5/2009 1:49:42 PM

Quote :

"how does you be nice "

like i said

2/5/2009 1:50:26 PM

^

2/5/2009 1:50:59 PM

Quote :

"so like i def did that shit on purpose. srsly "

2/5/2009 1:51:37 PM

ninja'd something more cereal in there

2/5/2009 1:53:15 PM

Quote :

"pls to be warm on monday so that i can ask her if she wants to get ice cream "

monday its gonna be maybe 50.

why dont you go get some hot chocolate you ignoramus. girls like to cuddle when its cold. not be more cold

2/5/2009 1:58:13 PM

that wasn't serious you ignoramus

2/5/2009 1:59:20 PM

well you still being a virgin and all, you never know. your game is weak. your egame even probly sucks worse

2/5/2009 2:03:08 PM

am i?

2/5/2009 2:04:48 PM

wtf, mate? you only attracted to calc chicks?

2/5/2009 2:20:18 PM

you are in college at NCSU...you should know how to talk to girls by now

2/5/2009 2:39:02 PM

i'm turned on by their big.... intelligence

^no wai

2/5/2009 2:40:42 PM

its not like they have cooties...its the complete opposite, they have something you REALLY want so there is no reason not to talk to her

2/5/2009 2:44:57 PM

the n00b knows all

2/5/2009 2:44:58 PM

haha

2/5/2009 2:46:07 PM

wtf is wrong with this kid

2/5/2009 2:53:29 PM

really? is it like world of warcraft points or something?

2/5/2009 3:05:26 PM

i wish i had a business card with job title: potential lunch winner. I could say "hi, i'm BigEgo." and then give her my business card and be like "let's have lunch, call me"

2/9/2009 12:30:21 PM

what happened with the first chick?

2/9/2009 12:31:14 PM

wait till a day comes around where you learn something pretty difficult. then spark the conversation with "some lecture eh? i definately didn't understand that shit" then hope she bites.

2/9/2009 12:32:39 PM

she existed but the point of the thread was for lulz so i didn't do anything. this thread is mostly for lulz but i'm more seriously considering doing something this time

2/9/2009 12:32:53 PM

Quote :

"throw rocks/mud/feces"

lol elementary school

2/9/2009 12:33:30 PM

i could always pull her hair and shit and see if she catches on haha

2/9/2009 12:34:32 PM

I suggest memorizing this song and dance, then serenading her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

2/9/2009 12:46:49 PM

^i can do most of it, and already have it on my phone to play if i wanted to really impress her. just gotta perfect my dance moves before i break it out.

i think e=mc vagina would be better though

"vagina, vagina, i want to have sex with your vagina"

2/9/2009 12:53:20 PM