-"you got champagne taste with beer money"

2/5/2009 3:11:31 PM

Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

2/5/2009 3:12:54 PM

Tough titty says the kitty but the milk tastes good.

2/5/2009 3:13:36 PM

Quote :

"spiffy"

2/5/2009 3:20:25 PM

I'm a baller on a budget

2/5/2009 3:23:29 PM

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Go fuck yourself"

2/5/2009 3:23:35 PM

"piddlin"

2/5/2009 3:25:19 PM

2/5/2009 3:25:26 PM

Sumitumo tires and they gotta be run flat

2/5/2009 3:28:22 PM

I can make a Sprite can disappear with my mouth.

2/5/2009 3:29:45 PM

I rock so much ice you could skate on a nigga

2/5/2009 3:30:38 PM

Orly..

2/5/2009 3:31:11 PM

girl i want to give you karats till you feel like a rabbit

2/5/2009 3:32:12 PM

wow the Ma$e one made me LOL all over myself

2/5/2009 3:35:06 PM

Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up
Medallion iced up, Rolex bezelled up
And my pinky ring is platinum plus
Earrings be trillion cut
And my grill be slugged up

2/5/2009 3:35:30 PM

come suck dis dick girl

2/5/2009 3:35:43 PM

I'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass.

2/5/2009 3:38:52 PM

"I really think you're the bees knees"

2/5/2009 3:39:44 PM

"I'm super serial"

I say that way too much

2/5/2009 3:41:05 PM

I sport diamonds like a tote a Tech.
Baby tote a 4-Nickel like he wear bagets.
Try to stay cool so I don't melt the diamonds round my neck.
I keep busta's in suspense of what I'ma do next.

2/5/2009 3:41:18 PM

Boys holla when they pass me, call me and harass me
They love me cause I'm nasty, but classy

2/5/2009 3:42:45 PM

Treat you like a convenient store, stick you up
Take you to the balcony, pick you up
So you can look at the city, while I'm diggin' you kitty
Then we drivin' to the sunset
Pull over, get up on the hood ma I ain't done yet

2/5/2009 3:51:14 PM

If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

2/5/2009 3:52:20 PM

do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?

2/5/2009 3:52:22 PM

i got a love jones
for your body and your skin tone
five minutes alone im already on the bone
plu i love the fact you got a mind of your own
no need to shop arund you got the good shit at home

2/5/2009 3:54:00 PM

I second

Quote :

"I really think you're the bees knees."

2/5/2009 4:00:40 PM

"what the problem is?"

2/5/2009 4:08:33 PM

Clean your glasses. You can't be an optimist with misty opticals.

2/5/2009 4:11:55 PM

" I wouldn't fuck her with your dick an him (points to other person) pushin"

2/5/2009 4:14:31 PM

hold your tater, gator

2/5/2009 4:43:27 PM

that ain't worth a plug nickel

2/5/2009 5:04:38 PM

some prefer cucumber a pickel and

shot who?

2/5/2009 5:12:23 PM

What's the difference between jam and jelly bitch?




















I can't jelly my cock down your throat

2/5/2009 5:19:35 PM

Quote :

"some prefer cucumber a pickel and shot who? "

hey n00b its some people like cucumbers pickeled.
What? huh?

2/5/2009 5:21:49 PM

hey girl lemme get dat butthole

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/5/2009 5:22:24 PM

lemme get in dem guts girl

2/5/2009 7:40:12 PM

Jacked her then I asked her who's the man; she said, "B-I-G" Then I bust in her E-Y-E

2/5/2009 7:42:04 PM

I'm schoolin' niggaz like the United Negro College Fund

2/5/2009 7:43:35 PM

back seat, windows up, that's the way i like to fuck

2/5/2009 7:44:17 PM

it's my body, i do what i want.

2/5/2009 7:51:45 PM

i'm going to take that, and just say "i do what i want" as my spiffy phrase

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 7:52 PM. Reason : ITS MY PARTY AND I"LL CRY IF I WANT TO]

2/5/2009 7:52:35 PM

^ lol. when i read that i sang it out in my head.

2/5/2009 7:53:47 PM

Quote :

"Clean your glasses. You can't be an optimist with misty opticals."

SPIFFTASTIC

2/5/2009 8:00:21 PM

it don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine

2/6/2009 10:53:36 AM

alright ramblers, lets get ramblin.

2/6/2009 11:05:09 AM

^ wrong thread?

2/6/2009 12:13:44 PM

your mom jacked me off

2/6/2009 12:14:03 PM

the ink of the scholar is holier than the blood of the martyr

2/7/2009 4:10:10 PM

silly faggot, dicks are for chicks

2/7/2009 5:05:13 PM

set em up

2/7/2009 5:06:57 PM