yea u noe me

This has been a big business presentation

2/5/2009 7:55:19 PM

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.

2/5/2009 7:55:51 PM

ahaha

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[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 7:56 PM. Reason : i should have acne, but i don't. i drink tea and sodas like all day]

2/5/2009 7:56:15 PM

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 7:56 PM. Reason : stupid chrome not highlighting the http://]

2/5/2009 7:56:18 PM

if it is the stuff put in food then no. I get tremendous headaches from it.

2/5/2009 7:56:22 PM

more like blacne cream, amirite?

2/5/2009 7:56:31 PM

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl.

2/5/2009 7:57:24 PM

on a serious note, O.P.P are the shit

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[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:01 PM. Reason : plural?]

2/5/2009 8:00:29 PM

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth.

2/5/2009 8:00:58 PM

D.V.N.O

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2/5/2009 8:10:13 PM

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style postion was fun, it reminded him what it would be like to rape a girl.

2/5/2009 8:11:52 PM