I already got me a recipe for some teriyaki cat in case shit goes down.

2/6/2009 2:40:23 PM

i have no pets.

i would starve

2/6/2009 2:41:06 PM

how exactly could you be in a place where this would happen and not be properly supplied?

2/6/2009 2:41:07 PM

I'd have to be snowed in for like 4 years to eat all the food in my kitchen.

2/6/2009 2:41:08 PM

No. I'd follow the custom of the sea and kill and eat whichever roommate drew the short straw.

2/6/2009 2:41:18 PM

i'd train my pet to hunt mice

and bring them back to me

and we would feast on mouse kebabs

*nom*

2/6/2009 2:41:44 PM

r.i.p. jonathan

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

2/6/2009 2:42:03 PM

hell no. i'd get my dog to help tunnel our way out

2/6/2009 2:42:28 PM

All I am saying is this is just another reason to get a pet.

2/6/2009 2:42:31 PM

fuck now i want some teriyaki chicken from that chinese place by where i used to work back home in high school

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 2:44 PM. Reason : well in reality it probably was teriyaki cat]

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 2:44 PM. Reason : or was it?]

2/6/2009 2:43:57 PM

Quote :

"I already got me a recipe for some teriyaki cat in case shit goes down."

that's hardly even starving, it'd be like eating out at Ten Ten lol

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 2:44 PM. Reason : .]

2/6/2009 2:43:58 PM

I got my recipe from an Iron Chef.

2/6/2009 2:44:26 PM

ten ten is good son. at least the one in south charlotte is

2/6/2009 2:46:01 PM

Ten Ten what what.

2/6/2009 2:46:29 PM

more like ten/ten

2/6/2009 2:48:19 PM

Me: Can I have some terkaki chicken please?

Waiter from Japanese carry-out: Fwied or white wice?

2/6/2009 2:50:06 PM

you want fri ri?

2/6/2009 2:51:00 PM

White wice, thanks you.

2/6/2009 2:51:33 PM

BUT WHO WAS ON PHONE

2/6/2009 2:52:59 PM

i want some good japanese now. fuckin nakato

2/6/2009 2:53:04 PM

The best is the spot in Mission Valley or @Crabtree right beside the the hat shoe in the foodcourt.

2/6/2009 2:54:31 PM

are there any good "sit down" japanese restaurants for lack of a better term? i wanna see a japanese volcano and get shrimp thrown into my mouth

2/6/2009 2:56:49 PM

Mura in North Hills.

2/6/2009 2:57:18 PM

fuck it then, i'll just wait till spring break and hit up nakato!

2/6/2009 3:01:45 PM

my roommate and I would eat the new guy

2/6/2009 4:24:31 PM

If if you had to resort to eating just a little bit of yourself to survive long enough for help to save you, what part of your body would you eat?

2/6/2009 4:25:34 PM

gopher, everett?

2/6/2009 5:26:40 PM

If I was snowed in for 3 months w/ my dog, I sure as hell would eat him.

I'd be bawling all the while, but I'd still do it.

Any animal will turn on its master if pushed far enough, I figure.

2/6/2009 5:33:33 PM

2/6/2009 5:34:14 PM

Hey, it was either me or Mr. Whiskers.

2/6/2009 5:35:58 PM

my fish? yes.
my crickets? yes.
my lizard? doubtful.
my cat? no.
my [future] dog? no.

Quote :

"3 months"

Oh wait, never-mind. I've got more than 3 months of food already. (Not counting my hurricane pack)

2/6/2009 5:57:11 PM

I think I do as well.

My water supply would only last 3 weeks, but I have plenty of firewood to melt snow.

2/6/2009 5:59:00 PM

define snowed in. like, could I not even open a window? because as long as I can get a gun out of the window I could shoot birds and shit. then the dog would come in handy, because he could run and fetch them while I sit by the fire

2/6/2009 5:59:31 PM

40 feet deep.

2/6/2009 5:59:57 PM

2/6/2009 6:01:26 PM

then I would most likely run out of oxygen well before the 3 months was up

2/6/2009 6:02:06 PM

Fuck the bullshit I am talking about being snowed snowed in. Like you're in a prison cell.

^ This is pruely hypothetically on the assumption that a physical phenomenon happened.

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 6:04 PM. Reason : /]

2/6/2009 6:02:42 PM

a plane crash analogy would have been much better. being snowed in in your home wouldn't be that terrible

2/6/2009 6:04:33 PM

In my version of being snowed in it does.

2/6/2009 6:05:03 PM

then don't call it "snowed in", because it'd have to be waaaay over my roof for me to be snowed in prison cell style.

2/6/2009 6:05:26 PM

This is not real folks. Anything goes.

2/6/2009 6:05:55 PM

yeah, say something like "if someone cemented your ass in your house and there was no way to get out, but yet they pumped oxygen in so you could breathe, would you eat your dog after 3 months?"

I mean, if you are asking if we could survive being snowed in, then we will tell you how we could survive without eating our dogs.

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 6:07 PM. Reason : a]

2/6/2009 6:06:38 PM

Yeah, that could happen with by a human effort, so that's fair scenario as well.

2/6/2009 6:07:40 PM

well then, i'd have to say that i would not eat my pets due to snow

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : V yeah.]

2/6/2009 6:08:16 PM

if I was cemented into my home with no chance of escape or ability to get any other food, then why bother eating the dog? I will die anyway eventually

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : a]

2/6/2009 6:08:31 PM

None. Great.

2/6/2009 6:08:54 PM

your house would probably cave in before that

2/6/2009 6:09:50 PM

I have walls reinforced with ship-steel slats that I got from my boy in the Navy.

2/6/2009 6:10:44 PM

/

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 6:13 PM. Reason : /]

2/6/2009 6:12:54 PM

^ wrong thread?

2/6/2009 6:13:28 PM