because it has to be the recipe for the most explosive diarrhea ever

2/7/2009 8:55:00 PM

worthless without pics

2/7/2009 8:55:33 PM

imagine brown water and a freckled upper toilet bowl

2/7/2009 8:57:25 PM

i have no imagination

the internet killed it

2/7/2009 8:58:02 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=557864

I'm with ya bud

2/7/2009 8:58:12 PM

here's what i can remember:

12" pepperoni and cheese pizza (about 27 hrs ago)
one egg (this morning)
1/3 of an 11x7 pan of half cookie half brownie that i made today (throughout the afternoon)
4 swiss rolls (2 morning, 2 couple hrs ago)
2 oatmeal creme pies (1 morning, 1 couple hrs ago)
~1 lb hamburger (3-4 hrs ago)

drank:
orange juice
mt dew
wild cherry pepsi
water

2/7/2009 9:01:23 PM

Quote :

"one egg (this morning)"

i bet this is the culprit

it hasnt been long enough for the hamburger to affect you

2/7/2009 9:06:33 PM

Since dinner last night I've had

a second ribeye
walnuts
milk
6 eggs
banana
oatmeal w/ honey, blue berries
oj
can of tuna
strawberries
2 gatorade and whey shakes
a sundrop
hershey kisses
beef bbq
sweet potato
salad
moar bbq
green beans

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM. Reason : ]

2/7/2009 9:07:30 PM

Quote :

"12" pepperoni and cheese pizza (about 27 hrs ago) one egg (this morning) 1/3 of an 11x7 pan of half cookie half brownie that i made today (throughout the afternoon) 4 swiss rolls (2 morning, 2 couple hrs ago) 2 oatmeal creme pies (1 morning, 1 couple hrs ago) ~1 lb hamburger (3-4 hrs ago) "

seriously if thats not a recipe for explosive diarrhea i dont know what is

you sure the hamburger was fully cooked? that's a likely culprit. 3-4 hours is plenty for undercooked ground beef

2/7/2009 9:08:38 PM

it might not be food either. there is a pretty nasty stomach bug going around

2/7/2009 9:09:12 PM

Quote :

"12" pepperoni and cheese pizza (about 27 hrs ago) one egg (this morning) 1/3 of an 11x7 pan of half cookie half brownie that i made today (throughout the afternoon) 4 swiss rolls (2 morning, 2 couple hrs ago) 2 oatmeal creme pies (1 morning, 1 couple hrs ago) ~1 lb hamburger (3-4 hrs ago)"

Wow what a diet!

2/7/2009 9:12:23 PM

Quote :

"it hasnt been long enough for the hamburger to affect you "

he said 3-4hrs.

4hrs is the hallmark for food poisoning.

2/7/2009 9:13:13 PM

i am one for very well done hamburger

so i doubt it was undercooked

2/7/2009 9:14:42 PM

how did you cook the egg?

2/7/2009 9:15:35 PM

scrambled

2/7/2009 9:16:16 PM

The likelyhood this came from one egg is very, very slim. Food poisoning from uncooked eggs is not nearly as common as media would lead you to believe.

2/7/2009 9:17:09 PM

^agreed

Stomach flu

2/7/2009 9:19:58 PM

im thinking the cheese from last night has stayed in the system somewhat and is just now becoming a bitch


i mean, im not going every 5 min or anything, in fact ive only stool'd once

2/7/2009 9:21:09 PM

It's the overwhelming amount of shit you've eaten, coupled w/ little fiber.

2/7/2009 9:22:37 PM

right

that's why i call it the recipe

2/7/2009 9:23:30 PM

Quote :

"4hrs is the hallmark for food poisoning."

4 hrs is the hallmark for vomiting, not explosive diarrhea

2/7/2009 9:25:13 PM

holy fuck

you people eat way too much

today i have had:

3 bottles of water
a tuna roll and a cucumber roll from sushi thai

2/7/2009 9:30:10 PM

It's your body finally fighting back against all the shit you put in it.

2/7/2009 9:32:03 PM

And you wonder why you are a fat tub of lard. You have the metabolism of a slug.

I don't eat too much, dipshit. "too much" is relative to goals, calorie expenditure, and metabolism.

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ]

2/7/2009 9:32:39 PM

gay people dont eat, duh

^who are you talking to

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 9:34 PM. Reason : ]

2/7/2009 9:33:44 PM

I guess when you guzzle cum shots.....(5g protien (i looked it up for the dieting gf a few years ago( ))

2/7/2009 9:35:09 PM

Quote :

"And you wonder why you are a fat tub of lard. You have the metabolism of a slug."

wrong.

i'm just never hungry, and i'm not going to eat something when i'm not hungry.

my metabolism is all fucked up because of my neuro problems.

2/7/2009 9:35:17 PM

He said "You People." That would include ME.


I would venture a guess that it is in no way helping..... And your comments still support my claim.....

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : ]

2/7/2009 9:35:40 PM

no, it's not, but it really doesn't make much of a difference if i force myself to eat like 2500 calories a day, i've tried. no matter what i do, how much or how little i eat, how much or how little i work out, i've stayed around the same weight for almost 3 years now.

so i just eat when i'm hungry instead of stuffing myself.

on a related note, it's ridiculous how little i spend on food every month

2/7/2009 9:37:33 PM