so Im on duty, bored and start txting ppl. friend's bfs starts going all off on me, saying i text her too much.

chill out dude. i dont mean crap with it, and its mostly idle banter. talk about overprotective. funny as she only picked him up about a week or so ago.

whatever, criticize as needed

2/8/2009 11:42:22 PM

k

2/8/2009 11:42:47 PM

what did you say to him?

2/8/2009 11:43:13 PM

yes, tdub does make for a good blog

2/8/2009 11:43:20 PM

tell him you have over 500 posts on tww and are not scared to tell about him on there

2/8/2009 11:43:42 PM

keep texting

sounds like this schmoe won't be around long.

2/8/2009 11:44:04 PM

start calling her and talking a long time instead

2/8/2009 11:44:27 PM

on duty?

2/8/2009 11:44:35 PM

this happened to a couple i know recently. i lol'd

2/8/2009 11:44:49 PM

text him back:

"I was her friend before you and I'll be her friend after you're gone."

that way he'll hit you and she'll break up with him

...

then you'll have your chance!

2/8/2009 11:46:33 PM

Well, at least he's looking out for his interests.

How often are you texting said friend that this guy blows up on you?

2/8/2009 11:50:51 PM

normally i would say "attn users with <600 posts"

but i would wait an hour and reply "does he know we fucked?"

or

actually go fuck her just to spite him

2/8/2009 11:51:53 PM

"Do the letters FO mean anything to you?"

2/8/2009 11:51:59 PM

Quote :

"she only picked him up about a week or so ago"

set sail for fail

2/8/2009 11:52:13 PM

maybe you should quit texting the man's lady

2/8/2009 11:52:46 PM

^^whats it like in the 1950s?

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : lol]

2/8/2009 11:54:01 PM

^x10 probably official Jedi Council stuff...



[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : ^x10]

2/8/2009 11:54:11 PM

for real though, you want to fuck this girl. amirite??

2/8/2009 11:55:16 PM

lol jedi council

and he better be trying to fuck her

2/8/2009 11:55:57 PM

there was no text messaging in the 1950s

I MEAN COME ON MAN

2/8/2009 11:55:57 PM

WESTERN UNION stop

THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE stop

MOTHERFUCKER stop

2/8/2009 11:56:35 PM

lolol

keep textin mofo, you never gonna hit dat

2/8/2009 11:58:54 PM

lol damn thanks for all the support.

na we are just friends. i dont want to start anything but ya.

for the record ive got a gf so I dont need to get me in trouble either...

2/9/2009 12:01:21 AM

if you have a girlfriend and don't want to get in trouble texting other girls frequently is not the best plan. it doesn't matter if you are just "friends"--if you text her a lot and your gf finds out (never let your phone out of your sight) she will not find the friends explanation satisfactory.

2/9/2009 12:02:52 AM

^i'll stop texting other womens if you go to dinner with me

2/9/2009 12:03:57 AM

come on man.

no way you don't want to fuck this girl.

2/9/2009 12:04:37 AM

lol Woodfoot

2/9/2009 12:04:45 AM

the "stops" make the post, if i do say so myself

having never sent or received a telegram, i always wonder what the fuck that means in movies

Quote :

"never let your phone out of your sight"

rule number 1 with a cell phone AND a woman

2/9/2009 12:06:44 AM

Telegram text read aloud

pause

2/9/2009 12:07:34 AM

10/10 woodfoot btw, 10/10

2/9/2009 12:07:56 AM

Quote :

"if you have a girlfriend and don't want to get in trouble texting other girls frequently is not the best plan. it doesn't matter if you are just "friends"--if you text her a lot and your gf finds out (never let your phone out of your sight) she will not find the friends explanation satisfactory."

are you kidding me? in the real world, people are allowed to be friends with members of both sexes. anyone who thinks otherwise needs to grow up and lose the jealousy routine.

2/9/2009 12:09:43 AM

^your gf is probably fucking someone else

2/9/2009 12:12:12 AM

^^ well duh. but if you are secretly texting a "friend" of the opposite sex and are worried about getting in trouble for it...

well i guess that is just the "real world"

meh.

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 12:13 AM. Reason : hahaha sex.]

2/9/2009 12:13:17 AM

I'm actually pretty sure my wife isn't, but thanks for playing.

My post can apply to a lot of replies in this thread, actually.

2/9/2009 12:13:29 AM

Quote :

"but thanks for playing."

i literally cringe every time this is posted, which is a whole lot.

2/9/2009 12:14:04 AM

ohhhh he dropped the wife bomb on you

sigh. married people.

2/9/2009 12:14:32 AM

hahaha you said sex and you weren't talking about fucking.

2/9/2009 12:14:54 AM

Quote :

"I'm actually pretty sure my wife isn't"

that's what she wants you to think

2/9/2009 12:17:29 AM

I'll keep that in mind, simonn.

Anyway, I hope all of you end up with someone on the same level of maturity and trustworthiness as yourself, so that you can be friends with whoever you want to be friends with and not feel like you have to keep big parts of your lives secret from each other.

2/9/2009 12:17:42 AM

reply with the following:

Quote :

"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

2/9/2009 12:17:47 AM

^ 9/10

2/9/2009 12:18:26 AM

Quote :

"Anyway, I hope all of you end up with someone on the same level of maturity and trustworthiness as yourself, so that you can be friends with whoever you want to be friends with and not feel like you have to keep big parts of your lives secret from each other."

can i just have sex with them and not worry about the rest?

2/9/2009 12:19:31 AM

Sure, I didn't say married. I just said "end up with."

Choose your own adventure.

2/9/2009 12:20:12 AM

2/9/2009 12:20:35 AM

Quote :

"Choose your own adventure."

Is this like one of those goosebumps shits i used to read as a kid where you turn to pages and different plot lines happen?

if so i'm turning to page 69

2/9/2009 12:22:53 AM

always a good time on tww

na my gf knows i have plenty of female friends and knows where the lines are at.

I should probably also add i was texting about 5 ppl at once when this happened.

Neil, im really thinking about using yours if he sends something back. Id bet he turned the phone off after i tried to apologize so it probably wont go through. good to know ive got ppl covering my back.

as far as the star wars bit, yes im a true geek jedi. when you can find someone who has all their computers named after jedi, let me know and Ill have found my clone, that or another true geek.

2/9/2009 12:23:28 AM

^ I know that guy... the one you speak of...

his home network wifi ID is "outer rim"

2/9/2009 1:12:31 AM

^ I was referencing this after me, lol

2/9/2009 9:48:23 AM

tell him you love her long time

2/9/2009 9:49:14 AM

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2/9/2009 9:49:26 AM