25 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR....


1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

2/9/2009 11:53:50 AM

Fart.

2/9/2009 11:55:16 AM

26. Pull teh emergency stop and engage in sexual intercourse.

2/9/2009 11:56:26 AM

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"Fart."

2/9/2009 11:57:30 AM

please donlt post your lame email jokes on TWW

2/9/2009 11:57:32 AM

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"6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" "

I laughed.

2/9/2009 11:59:43 AM

did you get this from some dumb chain email?

2/9/2009 12:03:42 PM

no. Mdub

i loled and wanted to poster

2/9/2009 12:07:25 PM

reminds me of something my mom or aunt or coworker would send me

2/9/2009 12:08:08 PM

god im fucking cool.

2/9/2009 12:09:14 PM

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"please don't post your lame email jokes on TWW "

2/9/2009 12:09:35 PM

Quote :

"please donlt post your lame email jokes on TWW"

2/9/2009 12:12:04 PM

i liked it

2/9/2009 12:12:38 PM

i liked it. i have seen it before, but it never gets old.

but question is, how many of those has anybody on here done?

2/9/2009 12:16:23 PM

Very few.

2/9/2009 12:18:26 PM

Yeah this is up there with the top 25 things to do at Wal-Mart. I think this was like the third email I ever got back in the 90s.

2/9/2009 12:19:07 PM

^or top 25 things to do in the produce section

2/9/2009 12:20:18 PM

27. have sex with nicklepickle ?

2/9/2009 12:26:43 PM

when i was younger i would try to get a good handstand in everytime i was in an elevator

2/9/2009 4:04:03 PM

28. to have sex with twoozles while she does a handstand?

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : .]

2/9/2009 4:04:32 PM

when i livedn in sullivan, back when (idk if they still are) the walls were carpeted in the elevators, someone left milk in their dorm over christmas, came back, drank it, then went to the elevator and vomited all over the carpet walls

the center elevator stank for the rest of the year

2/9/2009 4:05:20 PM

0/19

2/9/2009 4:06:13 PM

use to say with a straight face to friends in the UT elevator, "so how is that rash you got checked out, does it still hurt to walk?"

never got old

2/9/2009 4:12:18 PM

hum the tune to and/or start singing out loud Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up".. bonus points for dancing.

in other words, Rick Roll the elevator.

2/9/2009 4:14:33 PM

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" 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button."

2/9/2009 4:20:18 PM

Masturbate furiously and then fling your splooge while yelling "I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT!"

2/9/2009 4:22:31 PM

Meegs Joshua

2/9/2009 4:23:57 PM

My favorite thing to do in an elevator is play THE FLOOR IS LAVA and keep myself suspended on the walls/rails/ceiling for the duration of the trip.

2/9/2009 4:28:45 PM

I like to hit the alarm button twice really quickly and then hop around in my boxing stance.

2/9/2009 4:29:51 PM

throw a few practice jabs?

2/9/2009 4:40:35 PM

i enjoyed a hearty laugh on a few of those

2/9/2009 4:50:31 PM