and posting on the wolf web
2/10/2009 2:20:51 AM
I believe one or the other, but not both.
2/10/2009 2:27:09 AM
no, it's quite possible to do bothi am doing so right now
2/10/2009 3:34:39 AM
I was studying last nightI was not posting on the wolfwebThis is because any claim to do both at once is a bald-faced lie, and you are bald-faced liars for claiming otherwise.
2/10/2009 3:35:32 AM
2/10/2009 3:36:40 AM
Well, obviously. I remember last Sunday in church, the sermon was about how homosexuals are transparent.Literally, not metaphorically. You're like glass, but only if glass was all male and then you had sex with it.
2/10/2009 3:49:08 AM
i have actually had sex with glassit was not a fun experience, and i swore i would never consume alcohol ever againthat lasted about a week or so.
2/10/2009 3:51:27 AM
I'm not sure how to respond to that. I mean, I drink. A lot. Frequently. And I can't say I've made it with glass yet.Based on that fact and your statements I am now assigning glass the male gender in all circumstances. In time, this will pervade the English language, and in hundreds of years American children will ask their parents, "Why do we call the window 'he?'" And they will say, "Because of the wolfweb, son."Except, you know, they'll say it in Chinese, or maybe Spanish, but you get the idea.
2/10/2009 3:56:16 AM
it's like how we call ships "she"
2/10/2009 4:05:25 AM
^Because men want to get inside her... well... other men
2/10/2009 4:07:13 AM