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How To Throw A Pirate PartyIf you are looking for a/an loltastic way to celebrate your next birthday, how about a pirate-themed costume party? Start by sending invitations in the form of a buried :cat: map with an X marking the location of your wut. Make a sign for the front door that reads: "Ahoy, NIGGERES." And fill the house with lots of butthurt booty - Mom's silk bitches, satin fucksticks, and whateva costume jewelry for starters. As your guests come aboard, tie a bandanna around their fuck, place a/an serious patch over their earlobe, and give them fake tattoos for their arms and left elbows. And remember, when the cake is presented, sing a rousing version of "Happy Birthday" using your pirate name, like "Happy birthday, dear jalapenos -face EUPHALO ITT!" Then, and only then, may you cut the chocolate homie with your peacelike sword.
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