I feel like a 15 year old kid. Sure its been about a year since I've had some regular action, and I feel like I'm going crazy. I can't think. I jerked off no less than 3 times yesterday and I'm obsessed. I have met a few girls I'm interested in, but nothing that I'm REALLY interested in. The last girl I was with I didn't really care much for and the sex was just so-so. Damn I really wish I could find a girl I actually thought was hot and smart so I could bang her every day. There is only so much drinking and smoking I can handle to try and distract myself.

2/11/2009 3:52:53 PM

ibtmtcc

2/11/2009 3:55:23 PM

Ibtmtcc

2/11/2009 3:55:53 PM

ibtmtcc

2/11/2009 3:56:46 PM

I predict great things for this poster. I shall follow his career with great interest.

2/11/2009 3:57:25 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/sites

2/11/2009 4:06:54 PM

/care

2/11/2009 4:08:17 PM

Hit yourself in the groin with a hammer.

Are you actually expecting helpful advice with this thread?

2/11/2009 4:09:48 PM

awesome thread

2/11/2009 4:13:21 PM

ibtl/transfer to cc

2/11/2009 4:16:00 PM

not expecting any reasonable advice, else i wouldn't post here. more to just get it off my chest and give you a laugh. and yes move it to chitchat. i dont know wtf the difference b/w lounge and chitchat is anyway.

2/11/2009 4:21:32 PM

ibtmtcc




noob you are, post in chitchat learn you will

2/11/2009 4:24:22 PM

Two star wars references in this thread about a guy not getting laid.

I just lolled so hard I practically shit myself.

2/11/2009 4:34:24 PM

ibtmtcc

2/11/2009 4:35:47 PM

ibtmtcc

2/11/2009 4:36:38 PM

hurry up and move this shit so we can troll this dude

2/11/2009 4:38:42 PM

done

2/11/2009 4:40:10 PM

I can't even help you

2/11/2009 4:41:33 PM

ahahhaha stupid fag noob disparate lame bitch

/flame

2/11/2009 4:41:44 PM

Post some pictures of yourself so we can see if we can hook you up with a TWWer. I have one in mind already, she pretty much lives in the "post here when you are horny" thread.

2/11/2009 4:46:22 PM

ahahahahah

you know on TWW we only care about this if you are a girl right?

2/11/2009 4:47:55 PM

Yes

Also tell us what type of girl you are attracted to. Do you like really skinny girls that think they're fat? If so, we may have the one for you.

2/11/2009 4:49:08 PM

Quote :

"Two star wars references in this thread about a guy not getting laid. I just lolled so hard I practically shit myself. "

whether or not you lolered, i did at your statement

2/11/2009 4:52:30 PM

Diva, for my 5000th post i want to have sex with you

2/11/2009 4:53:26 PM

dude I am the same way I'm always fuckin horny. I just see some nice tail around and want to jump on that shit like it's a hand grenade.

2/11/2009 4:57:07 PM

iatmtcc

2/11/2009 4:57:42 PM

welcome to being a man in your 20's

if you are not horny all the time, there's something wrong with you

2/11/2009 4:58:07 PM

Quote :

"dude I am the same way I'm always fuckin horny. I just see some nice tail around and want to jump on that shit like it's a hand grenade."

Why the fuck would you want to jump on a hand grenade?

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 5:00 PM. Reason : quote]

2/11/2009 5:00:06 PM

Quote :

"Why the fuck would you want to jump on a hand grenade?"

Quote :

"usmc"

Jarheads do dumb shit like that.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 5:01 PM. Reason : fg]

2/11/2009 5:01:30 PM

lol wow its easy to rile this crowd up. starwars yeehaw. whatever. i like skinny to average chicks that are hot. i don't see any on these forums. maybe i should check myspace.

2/11/2009 5:01:45 PM

^^I think he is trying to say he would fuck the fat chick in the group

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 5:02 PM. Reason : a]

2/11/2009 5:02:06 PM

Quote :

"I'M LIKE A DOG IN HEAT A FREAK WITHOUT WARNING"

2/11/2009 6:15:30 PM

I think he is trying to say he would fuck the fat chick in the group

2/11/2009 6:21:29 PM

do any of these girls turn you on

2/11/2009 6:24:10 PM

fuck every time I see a hot chick wearing those short shorts or super tight tights I have to think about stabbing myself in the cock just to not get wood

2/11/2009 7:48:25 PM

2nd from the right =

2/11/2009 8:22:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJTDpgsm-XA

2/11/2009 8:37:03 PM