2/11/2009 6:05:59 PM

Use left hand

2/11/2009 6:06:59 PM

dude use your hand

2/11/2009 6:06:59 PM

If there is only one area in life that you can manage to plan ahead, let this be it.

2/11/2009 6:07:20 PM

wooooaaahh

2/11/2009 6:07:23 PM

paper towels?

2/11/2009 6:07:53 PM

GREAT SUCCESS!

2/11/2009 6:08:24 PM

how does it decide that you won

i guess you were more specific

2/11/2009 6:08:45 PM

TWW can't bring you TP


Cornholio needs TP for his bunghole

2/11/2009 6:09:55 PM

Sir, I accept your concession and wish you the best of luck. You fought well in the battle of First.

2/11/2009 6:10:02 PM

I knew I was out after my last dump. Even made a note to self. I forgot, only to be reminding during my shit when I looked over at the empty roll :sad:


Is there an iPhone app for this???

2/11/2009 6:13:09 PM

yeah, but after you go to the store to buy the toilet paper, then come back home and take the dump, it's really satisfying

2/11/2009 6:14:55 PM

There's a fresh roll in the guest bathroom....

2/11/2009 6:22:07 PM

well

how did this end up? did you waddle down to the guest bathroom to use the tp or what. i must know.

2/11/2009 7:26:28 PM

well yeah... I mean. What would you have done in this situation?

2/11/2009 7:31:08 PM

hand

2/11/2009 7:53:00 PM

well i don't have a guest bedroom

so i'm guessing things would end poorly

2/11/2009 7:55:59 PM

Quote :

"Is there an iPhone app for this???"

actually, yes

Remember The Milk

2/11/2009 7:57:15 PM

^^ you have a shower right?


^ I meant an iphone app that can wipe my ass..

2/11/2009 8:17:43 PM

haha yea i'd jump in the shower. but girls rarely have this problem because we wipe frequently. front side and back side.

i buy tp in like jumbo packs of like 25 rolls.

2/11/2009 8:19:33 PM

2/11/2009 8:19:57 PM

^^ well yeah... I wipe good WHEN I have TP.. But this is about being stranded on the throne without any thing to wipe with.


Oh.. btw.. I have several rolls in the guest bathroom and in the laundry room.. I just forgot to restock the master bathroom.

2/11/2009 8:25:10 PM