are hilarious! my favorite is when black people do white impressions.


tell me some funny racist jokes please....all races/ethnicities included

and don't be a pussy and whine about it

2/17/2009 2:38:06 PM

LOCK/SUSPEND/TERMINATE

2/17/2009 2:38:47 PM

and don't be a pussy and whine about it

2/17/2009 2:39:19 PM

2/17/2009 2:39:38 PM

2/17/2009 2:40:06 PM

broken links are so fucking racist

2/17/2009 2:40:20 PM

broken links in the chain-gang?

2/17/2009 2:41:39 PM

Quote :

"Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1. A GOOD THRASHING: Every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2. LYNCH THE NIGGER: Niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3. NIGGER DRAGGING: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of a suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4. PLAYING ON THE PNL: A variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5. HUNT THE NIGGER: A variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic. 6. A SHOW: Have a party for your nigger with Kramer as the entertainment."

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Nigger_manual

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 2:43 PM. Reason : lol]

2/17/2009 2:43:06 PM

2/17/2009 2:46:14 PM

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?








Society.

2/17/2009 2:48:13 PM

What do you call a little mexican?
















A paragraph, because he's not quite an esse.

2/17/2009 2:50:54 PM

Two million people attended the 2009 Presidential Inauguration.





14 people missed work.

2/17/2009 2:52:15 PM

A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?



A cop!



Why is there no mexican olympic team?




All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 2:53 PM. Reason : LOL]

2/17/2009 2:52:35 PM

An sand nigger and a spic get married and have twins. They name the twins Amal and Jaun. Many years go by and the kids leave home and don't visit as they used to.

One day the mom gets a letter in the mail with a picture of Juan on a business trip. The mother showed her husband and wished that her other son would send her a picture.

The husband replied "If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!!!"

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 2:55 PM. Reason : made it racist]

2/17/2009 2:54:56 PM

What's wrong with 4 niggers going off a cliff in a Cadillac?

The car seats six.


Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?

They have pubic hair on thier heads.

2/17/2009 2:57:20 PM

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?


He walked in and payed for it.

2/17/2009 2:59:56 PM

I wonder what white jokes Tiberius knows???

2/17/2009 3:09:14 PM

What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex?


Relative humidity.

2/17/2009 3:11:56 PM

A hurricane devastated Mexico and 1 million Mexicans died. Some of the bigger power countries wanted to help out. China sent money to aid Mexico. England didn't want to look weak so they sent food to aid Mexico. The US didn't want to look like a pussy compared to the the other two countries so they sent 1 million Mexicans back to Mexico




[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : ...]

2/17/2009 4:52:05 PM

This guy walks into a white trash bar and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

2/17/2009 4:57:05 PM

bttt

2/17/2009 10:08:17 PM

How do you know when the Asians start to move into the neighborhood?

The Mexicans start getting car insurance.

2/17/2009 10:12:05 PM

ahahaha

2/17/2009 10:15:46 PM

What's the difference between a dead nigger on the road and a dead dog on the road?






The dead dog has skid marks leading up to it.

2/17/2009 10:18:48 PM

What was the nigger doing in the dark?











Killing or robbing someone

2/17/2009 10:26:44 PM

what do you call a bunch of niggers running down the street?

prison break

down a hill?

mudslide

2/17/2009 10:30:26 PM

What is the difference between an african and a snow tire?









snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it

2/17/2009 10:33:22 PM

(10:23:04 PM) SOMEONE2: How do you know when the Asians start to move into the neighborhood?

The Mexicans start getting car insurance.
(10:23:22 PM) SOMEONE1: haha!
(10:23:56 PM) SOMEONE1: that reminds me of that time that a neighbor of [person] drove into her fucking apartment
(10:24:20 PM) SOMEONE2: lol wut
(10:24:39 PM) SOMEONE1: i got a call
(10:24:50 PM) SOMEONE1: she said some asian bitch drove right into her apratment
(10:24:54 PM) SOMEONE1: and when i got there
(10:25:03 PM) SOMEONE1: there was a hole in her room
(10:26:29 PM) SOMEONE1: there was a hole in her room and several billion cats were escaping per minute
(10:27:59 PM) SOMEONE2: hahah
(10:28:12 PM) SOMEONE2: it's a miracle she had any cats at all when she got back
(10:28:50 PM) SOMEONE1: lol she was there
(10:29:04 PM) SOMEONE1: hearding the cats back into the house
(10:31:03 PM) SOMEONE1: and duh that asian chick was standing there with her legs almost crossed with her fingers over her mouth like any typical asain girl
(10:31:10 PM) SOMEONE1: and she was like :-o
(10:31:37 PM) SOMEONE2: oh i hit building with car!! me so sowwy!1

2/17/2009 10:34:39 PM

lulz

2/17/2009 10:35:49 PM

quit posting racist jokes

2/17/2009 10:47:54 PM

paging wral?

2/17/2009 10:49:48 PM

^

2/17/2009 11:53:18 PM

bttt

2/18/2009 9:26:08 AM

Quote :

"(10:23:04 PM) SOMEONE2: How do you know when the Asians start to move into the neighborhood? The Mexicans start getting car insurance. (10:23:22 PM) SOMEONE1: haha! (10:23:56 PM) SOMEONE1: that reminds me of that time that a neighbor of [person] drove into her fucking apartment (10:24:20 PM) SOMEONE2: lol wut (10:24:39 PM) SOMEONE1: i got a call (10:24:50 PM) SOMEONE1: she said some asian bitch drove right into her apratment (10:24:54 PM) SOMEONE1: and when i got there (10:25:03 PM) SOMEONE1: there was a hole in her room (10:26:29 PM) SOMEONE1: there was a hole in her room and several billion cats were escaping per minute (10:27:59 PM) SOMEONE2: hahah (10:28:12 PM) SOMEONE2: it's a miracle she had any cats at all when she got back (10:28:50 PM) SOMEONE1: lol she was there (10:29:04 PM) SOMEONE1: hearding the cats back into the house (10:31:03 PM) SOMEONE1: and duh that asian chick was standing there with her legs almost crossed with her fingers over her mouth like any typical asain girl (10:31:10 PM) SOMEONE1: and she was like :-o (10:31:37 PM) SOMEONE2: oh i hit building with car!! me so sowwy!1"

the imagery this post invoked

im still laughing

2/18/2009 9:27:20 AM

what do you call a bunch of black guys standing in a field?

antique farm equipment.

what do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

the NBA.

What do you say when you see two eyes floating in your darkened living room?

"Drop the TV, Nigger!"

A Spic, a Nigger, and a white guy find a bottle, rub it, genie comes out...
long story short, I'll have a coke.

2/18/2009 9:35:47 AM

What do you call a black person shopping for groceries?

A nigger.

2/18/2009 9:42:23 AM

I am all for a good racist joke, but nothing is here is funny.

2/18/2009 9:43:32 AM

Quote :

"I am all for a good racist joke, but nothing is here is funny."

2/18/2009 10:09:39 AM

So a Chinese dude walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender.

Chinese dude: "Hey nigger. Give me a jigger."
Black dude: "What the hell man! That is uncalled for. What if I said that kind of crap to you. How would you feel? You know what. Let's switch places.

Black dude hands the Chinese dude some drinks.

Black dude: "Hey chink. Give me a drink."
Chinese dude: "Sorry. Black people not allowed in here."

2/18/2009 11:25:15 AM

not reading em all, but this is the main one i use if it ever comes up

why dont black mommas let their babies play in the sand box

cause the cats kept burying them

i like jew jokes too, but thats just not appropriate

2/18/2009 11:39:27 AM

yeah, the jews have had it rough.

2/18/2009 11:39:55 AM

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?



















A pilot you racist.

2/18/2009 11:41:54 AM

What's the difference between a dead nigger on the road and a dead dog on the road?






The dead dog has skid marks leading up to it.

2/18/2009 11:47:17 AM

Quote :

"(10:23:04 PM) SOMEONE2: How do you know when the Asians start to move into the neighborhood? The Mexicans start getting car insurance. (10:23:22 PM) SOMEONE1: haha! (10:23:56 PM) SOMEONE1: that reminds me of that time that a neighbor of [person] drove into her fucking apartment (10:24:20 PM) SOMEONE2: lol wut (10:24:39 PM) SOMEONE1: i got a call (10:24:50 PM) SOMEONE1: she said some asian bitch drove right into her apratment (10:24:54 PM) SOMEONE1: and when i got there (10:25:03 PM) SOMEONE1: there was a hole in her room (10:26:29 PM) SOMEONE1: there was a hole in her room and several billion cats were escaping per minute (10:27:59 PM) SOMEONE2: hahah (10:28:12 PM) SOMEONE2: it's a miracle she had any cats at all when she got back (10:28:50 PM) SOMEONE1: lol she was there (10:29:04 PM) SOMEONE1: hearding the cats back into the house (10:31:03 PM) SOMEONE1: and duh that asian chick was standing there with her legs almost crossed with her fingers over her mouth like any typical asain girl (10:31:10 PM) SOMEONE1: and she was like :-o (10:31:37 PM) SOMEONE2: oh i hit building with car!! me so sowwy!1"

I, too, have literally had an asian driver crash their car INTO my apartment.

2/18/2009 11:51:08 AM

^

2/18/2009 11:54:10 AM

LOL

2/18/2009 8:19:22 PM

Quote :

"What do you call a little mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an esse."

BEST

JOKE

EVER

2/18/2009 8:48:21 PM

i have one it is really mean

how do you tell a n..... is pregnant?

she puts a tampon in and whens she pulls i out, all the cotton is picked off

told you it was really mean!!! that is all i got, and only because someone just told that joke this weekend. otherwise i never would have known.

2/18/2009 8:50:03 PM

what do you call a cross between an octopus and a nigger?

















an 8 row cotton picker that runs on watermelon juice

2/18/2009 8:55:56 PM

^ I'm crying that's sooo funny

2/18/2009 9:19:20 PM