A hypothetical question, just food for thought.

How much money would you require to take it in the ass if

A. No one would ever know?
B. Your photo would run on the front page of the New York Times with the headline "(Your name) agrees to take it in the ass for $X ?"

You are allowed to choose your pitcher...not that this would necessarily increase your sexual enjoyment (obviously for most of us this would be a trial, rather than a pleasure) but at least you could veto patently unattractive men, or men with gigantic penises.

I think my prices would be $10,000 and $1,000,000 respectively.

and...go!

2/22/2009 7:32:04 PM

10,000 isn't enough

2/22/2009 7:33:09 PM

ibevan

2/22/2009 7:33:30 PM

before or after taxes?

2/22/2009 7:34:13 PM

I would need life changing money in either case. $10K and $1M ain't it.

2/22/2009 7:34:50 PM

texa$

2/22/2009 7:35:37 PM

can the pitcher be a girl with a strap-on?

2/22/2009 7:35:40 PM

how much are you offering?

2/22/2009 7:36:24 PM

Do horses or dogs count?

2/22/2009 7:36:27 PM

^^^^^^
After. You walk away with $X$ of totally legitimate cash that you don't have to declare on your 1040.

^^^
No, that's cheating.

^
Sure, why not.

VVV Bareback...but you can be sure your pitcher would be free of STDs.

2/22/2009 7:36:29 PM

what about female horses with strap ons

2/22/2009 7:37:09 PM

I could never bring myself to do something gay. Whoever says they would is probably gay anyway just trying to sneak out of the closet.

2/22/2009 7:37:51 PM

would he be wearing a condom or would be be riding bareback?

2/22/2009 7:37:56 PM

i would go with 10k and 1M also

2/22/2009 7:38:04 PM

Quote :

"I would need life changing money in either case. $10K and $1M ain't it. "

2/22/2009 7:39:49 PM

is there any cuddling involved?

2/22/2009 7:39:57 PM

emce i'll be your little spoon anytime... for free...

2/22/2009 7:40:31 PM

^^
Cuddling is optional

2/22/2009 7:40:56 PM

bullshit that $1M isn't life changing. all you need is some financial sense

2/22/2009 7:41:09 PM

Would there be frottage involved? What about anus licking or other oral stuff?

2/22/2009 7:41:23 PM

^^^^

2/22/2009 7:41:39 PM

wtf is frottage?

2/22/2009 7:41:39 PM

^^^
All you have to do is take it in the ass until the guy cums...no asterisks or hidden clauses.

2/22/2009 7:41:53 PM

for how long? til he cums? i'd probably take a small gay guy who thinks i'm really cute so it doesn't take too long and like $50K. and like $200M

2/22/2009 7:42:10 PM

Quote :

"wtf is frottage?"

dry humping. i just looked it up.

2/22/2009 7:42:27 PM

Good this thread is gay... am not clicking again.

2/22/2009 7:42:35 PM

Neuse I wish i didn't know. I read it on here a few years a go w/ a

2/22/2009 7:42:38 PM

$1M is not life changing if I still have to work at my POS job.

2/22/2009 7:42:41 PM

what do you mean by taking it in the a$$, how many thrusts and do pinky fingers count?

2/22/2009 7:42:55 PM

$10,000 seriously? You could pick up a second job part time in addition to your own job for a year and clear $10,000 yet you'd rather have a man prod your anus? That's a ridiculously cheap price.

2/22/2009 7:43:30 PM

i would buy a shack in the woods at the coast, open a tackle shop, spend my time investing and fishing.

2/22/2009 7:43:46 PM

this wouldn't be a time to try to be funny and say $1, would it?

2/22/2009 7:44:03 PM

^^^
it would really suck working a second job for a whole year...for me, I'd rather have it all over with in a few minutes

2/22/2009 7:45:10 PM

Quote :

"emce i'll be your little spoon spork anytime... for free... "

2/22/2009 7:50:41 PM

^ but what if we got tied in a knot?
that would be awkward, I think


I ♥ you dearly eleusis, I really do...
but I think you're toying with my emotions

2/22/2009 7:59:22 PM

TREE FIDDY

2/22/2009 8:00:29 PM

this thread disturbs me

2/22/2009 8:10:46 PM

wait a minute i thought jefferybsg made a thread like 4 years ago about being bi

2/22/2009 8:17:54 PM

I, too, am disturbed, and wonder why someone would think about this

2/22/2009 8:18:26 PM

gender would skew this poll.

2/22/2009 8:19:34 PM

more like spew this lol

2/22/2009 8:20:05 PM

^^^^
I don't think I did...I could be wrong, but I don't think I would ever make a thread like that
^^^
it came up in conversation about a week ago

2/22/2009 8:21:30 PM

A. a cool mill
B. a cool mill

And the headline must read "a cool mill."

I've always wanted to enjoy an instance in which I could seriously use that phrase.

2/22/2009 8:45:13 PM

$1 if nobody knows
$1,000,000 if headline news

Quote :

"what about female horses with strap ons"

I want to see that.

2/22/2009 8:52:22 PM

Quote :

"$1 if nobody knows"

somebody's a closet freak.

2/22/2009 8:55:15 PM

for the first one, whatever someone's willing to pay

for the second, I could settle for $5m.

2/22/2009 8:55:21 PM

Quote :

"this thread disturbs me"

2/22/2009 8:56:14 PM

WWED?

2/22/2009 8:56:21 PM

i mean really who sits there and contemplates things like this?

2/22/2009 8:57:18 PM

evan would not have sex for money

2/22/2009 8:57:30 PM