1) You have "69" anywhere in your username or email address
2) You sign your emails "cheers for now"

Feel free to add yours.

2/24/2009 10:38:52 AM

69

2/24/2009 10:39:17 AM

3) Your signatures contain a '~'

2/24/2009 10:39:25 AM

You sign wolfweb posts

2/24/2009 10:40:05 AM

4) you make threads about people doing things that make them douches

2/24/2009 10:40:12 AM

5) you have a tagline or signature on TWW. This applies to everyone except for ZiP

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 10:40 AM. Reason : 5]

2/24/2009 10:40:21 AM

cheersfornow~69@yahoo.com

2/24/2009 10:40:35 AM

You go/went to UNC.

2/24/2009 10:40:47 AM

6) you shoot water into vaginal regions

2/24/2009 10:40:54 AM

7) You use your tww status to promote your online bidness

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM. Reason : se7en]

2/24/2009 10:41:15 AM

You don't have a phone, or a cell, but you have an iPhone.

2/24/2009 10:41:46 AM

~Cheers, lassie!

2/24/2009 10:44:06 AM

and you always mention you have an iphone instead of cell phone. I am a douche.

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 10:44 AM. Reason : thx seedless]

2/24/2009 10:44:07 AM

you think what you wear or how you look defines you.

2/24/2009 10:47:06 AM

gamer's screennames that incorporate both 69 and 420.

2/24/2009 10:48:13 AM

you think everyone else's musical tastes are inferior to your own.

2/24/2009 10:48:28 AM

^ i came here to post that.

2/24/2009 10:49:09 AM

you own gucci sunglasses

2/24/2009 10:50:18 AM

i'm an elitist and proud

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/24/2009 10:51:09 AM

Quote :

"and you always mention you have an iphone instead of cell phone. I am a douche. "

This applies to everyone except for you! You have my blessing to flaunt your iPhone.

2/24/2009 10:51:14 AM

you think using obscure references or parroting comedy routines makes you a funny person.

2/24/2009 10:53:38 AM

I think some people's tastes are better, if only because they pay more attention. opinions are not equal, you might think you have good opinions on auto repair but that doesn't mean i'm going to ask you how to fix my car. edit: i would say that people who name drop obscure bands to try and make themselves cool are incredibly high on the douche list


other douchey things:

1. claiming your poetry comes from the heart and should be admired no matter how awful it is
2. kiwi people who can't take criticism
3. people who say 'bro' or 'brah'
4. people on thewolfweb
5. people who number douche lists
6. rapists



[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ^i hate that]

2/24/2009 10:56:05 AM

I own gucci sunglasses


You go places just to be seen and don't have any real reason for going there

2/24/2009 10:57:05 AM

if being tuff on tww helps you compensate for the fact that no one likes you in real life

2/24/2009 10:57:11 AM

You talk trash from a distance but are all smiles up close and personal.

2/24/2009 10:58:41 AM

you stop posting with one username at a certain number of posts and create a new one.

2/24/2009 11:00:57 AM

Quote :

"if being tuff on tww helps you compensate for the fact that no one likes you in real life"

SO TUFF

2/24/2009 11:01:17 AM

^^below the belt

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:01 AM. Reason : x]

2/24/2009 11:01:32 AM

If you are placing a food order and yapping on the phone and treating the cashier like she's the secondary party.

2/24/2009 11:01:44 AM

You wear 2 polos at once and pop both collars.

2/24/2009 11:02:18 AM

you think you are always right despite what is actually the truth.

2/24/2009 11:09:38 AM

this thread is all sorts of tuff

2/24/2009 11:10:01 AM

when someone mentions saved by the bell you won't shut the fuck up about it

2/24/2009 11:12:26 AM

In class, if you:

1) Correct the teacher about something that is irrelevant to the point.
2) Answer somebody's question that was directed to the teacher... more than once.

2/24/2009 11:13:31 AM

You think you can do an accurate impression of Scarface, Stewie Griffen, or Borat. Because honestly, you can't.

2/24/2009 11:16:46 AM

^^^OMG how about the episode where Jessie is hooked on caffeine pills and she starts crying and still want to perform but Zach has to intervene and she keep singing " I'M SO EXCITED.....I'M SO EXCITED"

Or how about the Toga party episode where everyone's drunk and they crash Lisa's mom's car? OMG

2/24/2009 11:17:45 AM

Quote :

"if being tuff on tww helps you compensate for the fact that no one likes you in real life"

that pretty much sums me up

2/24/2009 11:18:24 AM

^^^ Throw Cartman and Butters into that list.

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2009 11:18:53 AM

there's a 40 year old guy at my work who continually does Cartman

Quote :

"THAT IS SO COOL"

2/24/2009 11:19:49 AM

You try to be the center of attention around women, but act completely different when women aren't around.

2/24/2009 11:21:12 AM

you have a pastel polo for every day of the week

2/24/2009 11:21:29 AM

you use a shotgun in CoD5

2/24/2009 11:22:11 AM

Quote :

"You wear 2 polos at once and pop both collars."

i totally never understood. you find these guys everywhere ...

2/24/2009 11:22:49 AM

Quote :

"when someone mentions saved by the bell you won't shut the fuck up about it"

guilty

2/24/2009 11:23:22 AM

You wear brightly-colored pants and a necktie/bowtie with your dress shirt's sleeves rolled up... to a football game... in the student section.

2/24/2009 11:23:51 AM

^Actually, in any section.

2/24/2009 11:25:36 AM

People who fuck up "saved by the bell" quotes:

http://www.bustedtees.com/imsoexcited

2/24/2009 11:25:39 AM

You are or were ever a member of NCSU Greek Life

2/24/2009 11:25:58 AM

^^

Quote :

" EPIC CALL OUT"

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM. Reason : If you browse for save by the bell t shirts in your spare time]

2/24/2009 11:26:48 AM

I actually get mad when people don't EVER wear red to games... evar. How hard is it?

2/24/2009 11:27:55 AM