and i think she is annoying. what is the best way to get rid of her and make sure she never comes back?

2/25/2009 12:10:09 AM

kill her

but honestly, let your roomie get some

why is she so annoying anyways?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:10 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:10:25 AM

put the moves on her

2/25/2009 12:10:53 AM

^^

2/25/2009 12:10:56 AM

^

2/25/2009 12:11:01 AM

hey i had this happen to me last semester.

i told him she was an idiot and the situation resolved itself.

2/25/2009 12:11:25 AM

Quote :

"why is she so annoying anyways? "

this is not important. do not worry about it.

2/25/2009 12:11:53 AM

ok then

kill her

2/25/2009 12:12:18 AM

dude wants to fuck his roommate

bitch is cockblockin

he makes a thread on tww

fools NO ONE

2/25/2009 12:14:17 AM

yep

2/25/2009 12:15:03 AM

1: why is she so annoying anyways?

2: honestly, let your roomie get some

3: kill sedate her and then leave her somewhere random in another city (it's far more humane).

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:16 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:15:32 AM

actually she keeps saying hey every time i walk from my room to the kitchen which is kind of often because im drinking water and she acts like she knows me and it's annoying because she doesnt know me

2/25/2009 12:15:41 AM

you just mad cuz you can't get some?

just make a move, either you fuck her brains out or she'll stop hanging out.

it's a win-win situation

2/25/2009 12:16:36 AM

Quote :

"she acts like she knows me and it's annoying because she doesnt know me "

Introduce yourself and then you won't be strangers....but damn, anyways thats a stupid reason to want to get rid of a chick

2/25/2009 12:18:13 AM

Get to know her, then.

[nudge nudge][wink wink] eh? ...you know? [nudge nudge]?

2/25/2009 12:19:10 AM

^^^ you fuck her brains out

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:19 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:19:25 AM

^wait what?

You can't do it?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:20 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:19:40 AM

Quote :

"Introduce yourself and then you won't be strangers....but damn, anyways thats a stupid reason to want to get rid of a chick"

i know her on a first name basis. i mean she friended me on facebook and shit.

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:22 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:20:31 AM

yet she doesn't know you?

i'm confused

2/25/2009 12:21:18 AM

Quote :

"i know her on a first name basis"

Again... get to know her.

[more suggestive indications stolen from a Monty Python sketch] ...eh? [nudge nudge]?

2/25/2009 12:22:24 AM

^^ she acts like we're friends and shit and i think she's annoying. and she has done some weird shit. and i have reason to believe she has a penis

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : keep having to add more ^]

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:22:45 AM

I dunno, i'm just saying she'd have to do some pretty fucked up/annoying shit to warrant wanting her to be gone

^lol, what is your reason for that

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:23:57 AM

Well, then, you know she'll do the weird shit with you, too...

eh? [wink wink]? [nudge nudge]? you know? eh?

Quote :

"and i have reason to believe she has a penis"

Woah, WAT?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:25 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:24:29 AM

Quote :

"I dunno, i'm just saying she'd have to do some pretty fucked up/annoying shit to warrant wanting her to be gone ^lol, what is your reason for that"

i dont know man. i just think she's annoying. just believe me about the penis thing

2/25/2009 12:25:58 AM

wait..the reason you want to get rid of her is because she tries to socialize with you and treat you like another living human being? LOL...TWW is the place for you!

2/25/2009 12:26:09 AM

Is there a bulge or are you just getting some kinda "she's a tranny" vibe?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:26 AM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 12:26:28 AM

well, either you really don't wanna give the details or i really don't wanna know, so I'll take your word for it for my own sake.

Talk to your roommate about her weird tendencies.

2/25/2009 12:26:59 AM

rat soup is gay!!

2/25/2009 12:27:49 AM

Quote :

"wait..the reason you want to get rid of her is because she tries to socialize with you and treat you like another living human being? LOL...TWW is the place for you!"

yeah, that's exactly what i said

shit's annoying when she's in the living room with 4 other people and she's the only one who says anything every 20 minutes when i walk out of my room. it's beyond just trying to socialize. and i lied about the penis.

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:29 AM. Reason : penis lie]

2/25/2009 12:28:04 AM

maybe she really does want you

2/25/2009 12:28:41 AM

^ nah she got a ride here from greensboro tonight to see him

2/25/2009 12:29:48 AM

^ nah she got a ride here from greensboro tonight to see him you

2/25/2009 12:30:27 AM

As has been said already, just make a move on her and she'll stop trying to hang out there.

Or you'll get laid.

Or something random and bad might happen. Like a sitcom. But sitcoms aren't real so just fucking go for it.

2/25/2009 12:31:33 AM

but i have a wife and 4 beautiful children

2/25/2009 12:32:52 AM

o rly?

2/25/2009 12:33:42 AM

no

2/25/2009 12:34:41 AM

Let me get her digits.

1) i spit serious game
2) she comes over here more and more
2.5) she is there less and less (see 2.0)
3) pretty soon you're knee deep in your roommates booty and i'm knee deep in pink

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/25/2009 12:34:47 AM

fuck this thread

2/25/2009 12:35:08 AM

yo dawg we heard you like talking to people on the internet
so we put a real person in your living room
so you could talk to the internet about how much better that is
than talking to a real person

2/25/2009 12:36:00 AM

Quote :

"3) pretty soon you're knee deep in your roommates booty and i'm knee deep in pink"

more like pink sock amirite?

2/25/2009 12:36:18 AM

Quote :

"yo dawg we heard you like talking to people on the internet so we put a real person in your living room so you could talk to the internet about how much better that is than talking to a real person"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2/25/2009 12:36:37 AM

3^i'm pretty sure thats not how it works


[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:37 AM. Reason : 3]

2/25/2009 12:36:39 AM

Quote :

"yo dawg we heard you like talking to people on the internet so we put a real person in your living room so you could talk to the internet about how much better that is than talking to a real person"

nice post count, buddy

2/25/2009 12:37:06 AM

59370?

2/25/2009 12:37:53 AM

says the guy pointing out how annoying it is when people say hey

2/25/2009 12:38:33 AM

man.... wtf is wrong with you. Let your roommate get some


as long as she's not living there and running up the electric bill or leaving dirty dishes or hogging the TV then its straight


but if a hoe be tripping over any of the stuff i said up there then you's got to get rid of that hoe. Get really drunk and whip your dick out and show it to her....

2/25/2009 12:39:31 AM

^this will work

2/25/2009 12:40:02 AM

^^ nah she was here a few weekends ago for like 4 days and i got sick of her and then she came back tonight

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:43 AM. Reason : horrible typo]

2/25/2009 12:41:25 AM

hear!!!

sorry, i had to

2/25/2009 12:42:02 AM

Quote :

"SHE WAS HEAR"

Sorry...

I, too, had to.

2/25/2009 12:42:45 AM