haha...good read

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_150/177_dating_advice.html

2/25/2009 11:28:45 PM

Fake tits suck

2/25/2009 11:29:23 PM

2/25/2009 11:29:57 PM

tell her she needs to invest.

2/25/2009 11:31:23 PM

why is that chick sucking monkey dick

2/25/2009 11:31:45 PM

tell her you gave her breast cancer

2/25/2009 11:32:43 PM

i didn't read it
but when get more money i am definitey getting implants

2/25/2009 11:35:59 PM

silicone isn't human.

2/25/2009 11:36:37 PM

a boob job wont fix a busted face

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : ^^]

2/25/2009 11:36:50 PM

ouch

2/25/2009 11:37:05 PM

^^^^ My kind of girl


[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 11:37:12 PM

if i can feel them, they are real

2/25/2009 11:38:34 PM

a close is made on every conversation

either you are closing her to get fake tits

or she is closing you with her bullshit

(this actually sounds like a good idea for the next bullshit sales training i have to do)

2/25/2009 11:41:09 PM

Quote :

"Your woman may express insecurity about her appearance. May? Of course she will! All women dislike something about their looks. She might think she's too fat or too skinny or too flat-chested. And nothing you say will convince her otherwise. A cruel man could let his beloved suffer in her insecurity -- but not you. The caring boyfriend can find the light at the end of the tunnel -- the one thing that will save his girlfriend: the breast implant."

2/25/2009 11:46:14 PM

what if she asks you to get a dick implant, you know, cause you just dont compare to the frat boys that gangbanged her back in college

would you get offended?

2/25/2009 11:47:49 PM

If she's paying, I don't care.

2/25/2009 11:50:11 PM

youre paying, you just dont know it

2/25/2009 11:53:10 PM

dont be a simp

2/25/2009 11:54:09 PM

Why bother? She's just going to get old and look terrible in a few years anyway. You women age so poorly. Just trade her in for a newer model with better tits. You wouldn't waste money putting $4000 rims on a car with 200k miles and a bunch of dings would you?

2/25/2009 11:55:31 PM

^that really depends on your cultural background, and ill say no more

2/25/2009 11:56:36 PM

^^

2/25/2009 11:57:34 PM

I dunno. I think you can squeeze an extra 5-10 years out of a woman with some new funbags.

2/26/2009 12:00:43 AM

it feels like a bag of sand

2/26/2009 12:01:37 AM

I actually think silicone feels better than real tits.

2/26/2009 12:03:00 AM

Quote :

"I actually think silicone feels better than real tits."

ya - no thanks.



[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : pppiiiiccc]

2/26/2009 8:57:16 AM

fake tits are just as glorious as real tits.

what kind of faggot doesnt like fake tits?

2/26/2009 9:46:21 AM

Quote :

"it feels like a bag of sand"

you must have never played with fake tits then

2/26/2009 10:08:36 AM

Quote :

"you must have never played with fake tits then"

2/26/2009 10:14:40 AM

Quote :

"if i can feel them, they are real"

2/26/2009 10:16:04 AM

does that mean you would fuck a dead body, after all you can feel it?

2/26/2009 10:16:54 AM

wow

where the hell did you go to draw that conclusion

you are sick man

2/26/2009 10:17:47 AM

gunzz, do you ever watch TV?

2/26/2009 10:23:05 AM

no, but i do and have played with fake tits more than just a few times

2/26/2009 10:25:44 AM

Afterall i am sick hahaha

2/26/2009 10:29:30 AM

Quote :

"God'll let it slide... probably."

2/26/2009 10:57:35 AM

I, too, have titty fucked fake tits.

2/26/2009 2:27:15 PM

Quote :

"fake tits are just as glorious as real tits. what kind of faggot doesnt like fake tits?"

call me a faggot, then, because fake tits neither feel nor look like real tits...yes, depending on the quality, they can be close, but for the most part, they are not good enough for me

also, i'd rather be with a girl who's comfortable with herself than one who feels like she needs fake tits to feel good about her body

2/26/2009 2:45:40 PM

Its an investment sometimes.

2/26/2009 2:47:00 PM

^^ faggot

2/26/2009 2:48:35 PM

Quote :

"also, i'd rather be with a girl who's comfortable with herself than one who feels like she needs fake tits to feel good about her body"

2/26/2009 2:49:05 PM

use jealousy.....priceless

2/26/2009 2:50:31 PM

Quote :

"also, i'd rather be with a girl who's comfortable with herself than one who feels like she needs fake tits to feel good about her body"

lulz

this is a fallacy, no girl/woman is comfortable with herself

2/26/2009 2:53:24 PM

Quote :

"If these tips don't work, then there's one sneaky last-ditch attempt. Have a friend unknown to her approach her in a public place, like the mall. He's a model scout and thinks she has the look his agency is after. After a couple of minutes of selling it to her, he gives her a final look over... only to go cold after seeing her breasts. Sparking off paranoia in your girlfriend might not be most moral thing you could do, but hey, if it gets you those perfect puppies, God'll let it slide... probably."

HAHAHA

2/26/2009 3:35:02 PM

Quote :

"call me a faggot, then"

-quagmire02

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : -]

2/26/2009 3:37:17 PM

Quote :

"i'd rather be with a girl who's comfortable with herself than one who feels like she needs fake tits to feel good about her body "

You really think any normal-looking woman can feel comfortable with herself after years of looking at picture-perfect models on TV and in magazines?

If some girl with nice A-cups posted pics on here, you would laugh at her.

2/26/2009 5:01:20 PM

I have no problem with attractive girls with A cups, just as long as she's not skeletal/anorexic

Kiera Knightley is pretty close

I too, am a fan of real natural ones

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 5:46 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2009 5:42:26 PM

I am a fan of fake boobs.

2/26/2009 5:48:46 PM

i dont feel like i need fake tits to feel comfortable. i just want back the tits i had before

2/26/2009 6:21:22 PM

What happened to your old ones

2/26/2009 6:21:56 PM

set this bitch up

2/26/2009 6:24:04 PM