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Kiwi
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Jow Plumber sells five books at book signing, hahaha

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129297/

2/28/2009 4:54:37 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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That douchebag wrote a book?

2/28/2009 4:55:49 PM

GroundBeef
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Yo Kiwi how can I get my hamster to stop wanting to bite me

2/28/2009 4:56:02 PM

Kiwi
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Trade it in for a mouse.

2/28/2009 4:57:02 PM

Aficionado
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haha

pwnt

2/28/2009 4:58:28 PM

mcfluffle
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That douchebag knows what a book is?

2/28/2009 5:31:37 PM

Tarun
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Quote :
"RECESSION

BLAMOBAMA

"

2/28/2009 5:32:59 PM

Kodiak
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god I hate this guy

2/28/2009 5:36:02 PM

Wolfey
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Why do you hate this guy?

Is he even worth the effort to hate.

2/28/2009 5:41:30 PM

synapse
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its "America, Fuck Yeah"

but whatever

good thread all the same. comedy

2/28/2009 5:50:10 PM

ShawnaC123
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Quote :
"JOW

PLUMBER


SELLS"

2/28/2009 11:00:16 PM

volex
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i bet 5 books pales in comparison to how many you've sold

2/28/2009 11:05:05 PM

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lulz

2/28/2009 11:06:21 PM

BridgetSPK
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^^Dude, I think pretty much everybody would rather not try and sell none than only sell five at their own book signing.

2/28/2009 11:26:17 PM

volex
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yes, i now see why you wouldn't write a book

2/28/2009 11:41:01 PM

Specter
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talk about fail

2/28/2009 11:46:42 PM

punchmonk
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how did he write a book that quick and what the fuck is the book about?

3/1/2009 12:10:10 AM

DeltaBeta
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It's about laying pipe. He's a plumber, DUH.

3/1/2009 12:13:30 AM

tromboner950
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I like that "asshat" is one of the tags on that story.

3/1/2009 12:17:18 AM

phried
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Quote :
"it's obvious that he's hoping people will read his book while taking a shit.... rip out the pages to wipe their ass..... clog the toilet, and then call him to snake out the shitter."

3/1/2009 10:26:59 AM

0EPII1
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"what the fuck is the book about?"


Quote :
"Joe replied that he believes "our American heritage is being torn apart" by flag burners, critics of the military, and those who mock Christian values. He expressed his admiration for patriotic immigrants, and said he dislikes terms like African American and Asian American ("We're all Americans," he said). For some reason, he concluded by saying, "America has always been a kick-butt, take-names kind of country.""

3/1/2009 11:20:29 AM

Optimum
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His 15 minutes were up before they started. He needs to leave the stage.

3/1/2009 11:21:23 AM

Fail Boat
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""it's obvious that he's hoping people will read his book while taking a shit.... rip out the pages to wipe their ass..... clog the toilet, and then call him to snake out the shitter.""

Almost spit up my coffee with this one.

3/1/2009 11:23:20 AM

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