poast

2/28/2009 9:01:02 PM

more like boast

2/28/2009 9:01:27 PM

ok

2/28/2009 9:01:35 PM

Unfortunately. but I'd rather smell his than some 300lber lady with gray rolls and three teeth.

2/28/2009 9:01:49 PM

I never want to be that intimately acquainted with anyone.

2/28/2009 9:03:28 PM

^ we all know you are way more intimately acquainted with your husband (and ex-bfs) than that, if you know what i mean.

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"but I'd rather smell his than some 300lber lady with gray rolls and three teeth."

you mean you would rather smell his than your own???!!!

2/28/2009 9:06:36 PM

news flash

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

2/28/2009 9:06:55 PM

day old mayonnaise left out in the sun

2/28/2009 9:07:14 PM

^^Die in a fire.

2/28/2009 9:09:02 PM

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"we all know you are way more intimately acquainted with your husband (and ex-bfs) than that, if you know what i mean."

Dude, seriously, I don't want to be such fart connoisseur that I can pick my hubbie's out in a crowd.

2/28/2009 9:09:48 PM

2/28/2009 9:10:03 PM

Are you guys one of those couples that will poop with the door open?

2/28/2009 9:27:06 PM

when you get romantic about your husband's farts...that's love

2/28/2009 10:22:38 PM

^^^dadgum. That's hatred right there

2/28/2009 11:54:40 PM

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"Are you guys one of those couples that will poop with the door open?"

yes...straight up white trash style there, baby.

I def don't get romantic about it. That is taking it to far!

3/1/2009 12:07:54 AM

I really can't see myself ever getting that comfortable with someone.

I think you need to leave a little mystery in it.

3/1/2009 12:09:48 AM

James Joyce said this about his woman. What a charmer, that one.

3/1/2009 2:09:00 AM

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"Are you guys one of those couples that will poop with the door open?"

aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no

3/1/2009 7:49:24 AM

I've gotten to the point where I can differentiate between my husband's, the dog's, and the cat's. So no blaming the dog here.

3/1/2009 10:35:23 AM

my gf's farts smell like boiled cabbage

but i love her anyway

3/1/2009 11:15:53 AM

COOL!

3/1/2009 11:34:44 AM

This thread makes me throw up in my mouth.

3/1/2009 11:41:03 AM

I've been farting all morning. It's so bad in my room that I almost want to leave.

3/1/2009 11:43:25 AM

I farted while sitting on the couch the other day and it smelled for at least 45 minutes. Upon further review, I had not shit my pants, which made it more incredible.

3/1/2009 11:52:11 AM

my s.o. is laying on the couch farting in his sleep

3/1/2009 11:57:17 AM

^^ do you eat rotting rats or something?

3/1/2009 11:59:13 AM

My SO fortunately did not fart last night.

And by SO I mean the whore I banged out last night.

3/1/2009 12:01:28 PM

i used to be able to do this too. unfortunately

3/1/2009 12:02:32 PM