One time i ordered a pizza and like 5 minutes later got an email that verified the purchase and all that shit, well lo and behold the drivers name was in there, so when i saw him drive up and get out of his car i waited for him to knock on the door and right as his fist almost hit the door i pulled it back and yelled "hey danny whats up". he was pretty freaked out.

anyone got shit i can do to fuck with people?




This has been a big business presentation.

*Or ladies

3/1/2009 1:03:58 AM

this may be a sign that you have too much fucking time on your hands

3/1/2009 1:05:38 AM

order a pizza to your friend's house when he isn't home...break into said house and kill pizza guy when he delivers...eat free pizza and return to your dwelling and proceed with life

3/1/2009 1:05:39 AM

so tuff

3/1/2009 1:06:05 AM

OMAR HATH SPOKEN

3/1/2009 1:06:30 AM

3/1/2009 1:08:40 AM

none pizza with left beef

3/1/2009 1:09:06 AM

i'd bet i'd laugh at amac IRL much as i laugh at him on here - RD is no different

3/1/2009 1:11:37 AM

well that's great

I'm glad you feel that way, omar

3/1/2009 1:15:18 AM

http://youporn.com/watch/276900/pizza-guy-delivers-the-goods-13/

3/1/2009 1:17:00 AM

hopefully an IRL encounter with omar is something i will never have to endure

3/1/2009 1:17:14 AM

yeah

I heard omar was a fucking douchebag nerd irl

3/1/2009 1:17:44 AM

i'm fairly certain we don't know the same people

3/1/2009 1:18:25 AM

it's a small world

3/1/2009 1:20:19 AM

name one

3/1/2009 1:20:41 AM

for that i am thankful

3/1/2009 1:21:43 AM

k

3/1/2009 1:21:51 AM

freshman year, sometimes if I was outside the dorm having a cigarette and a pizza guy came up, I would pretend it was for me and pay for it

that was a lot quicker than ordering, and it was always an interesting surprise to see what toppings it had

3/1/2009 1:34:01 AM

lol nice

3/1/2009 1:39:19 AM

^^ahaha awesome.

3/1/2009 1:40:25 AM

we used to fuck with the chinese delivery guys. on halloween, we cut off all the lights, my roommate opened the door from behind while i stood a few feet out. i had a flashlight at my waist pointed at my face and i turned it on after a few seconds when he poked his head in to investigate.

3/1/2009 2:15:56 AM

so tuff

3/1/2009 2:16:52 AM

i don't typically fuck with people who have my food for long periods of time where i can't supervise, so we kept it tame

3/1/2009 2:17:57 AM

I thought Omar was like a rich kid (parents money) and he spends all his time betting on horse races (parents horses or ones they gave him)? Rumor is everything he has is basically what his parents have given him....must be nice!

3/1/2009 2:33:31 AM

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"One time i ordered a pizza and like 5 minutes later got an email that verified the purchase and all that shit, well lo and behold the drivers name was in there, so when i saw him drive up and get out of his car i waited for him to knock on the door and right as his fist almost hit the door i pulled it back and yelled "hey danny whats up". he was pretty freaked out. anyone got shit i can do to fuck with people?"

Quote :

"sounds like you are the asshole"

3/1/2009 3:17:38 AM

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"http://youporn.com/watch/276900/pizza-guy-delivers-the-goods-13/"

I never plan on fucking with my delivery guy like that
or any guy for that matter

3/1/2009 9:13:27 AM

I once offered a pizza delivery guy a shot of Diesel as a tip... in the Harris lot.

3/1/2009 11:45:00 AM

^that was pretty stupid of you

3/1/2009 1:02:17 PM

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"I thought Omar was like a rich kid (parents money) and he spends all his time betting on horse races (parents horses or ones they gave him)? Rumor is everything he has is basically what his parents have given him....must be nice!"

you must not know the same omar that ive invited into my home numerous times.

hahaha secret horses, what the hell. i never knew there were secret horses.

3/1/2009 1:14:28 PM

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"I thought Omar was like a rich kid (parents money) and he spends all his time betting on horse races (parents horses or ones they gave him)? Rumor is everything he has is basically what his parents have given him....must be nice!"

i have paid for everything on my own since the day i graduated college - my parents did pick up all of my college tuition tho - didn't get a cent from them for the 2 cars i've bought and paid off (they gave me and my step-bro a car to share while we were in HS but when i left for college that car was given to my little bro to use) nor the house i bought 2yrs ago

i do bet on horses when i go back to ky and the family goes to the churchill downs but never do any OTB - we typically only go as a family near thanksgiving so usually only once a year - as a side remark they only own parts of horses - them and 20 or so of their friends are all part owners

rumor dispelled

3/1/2009 1:15:07 PM

so your family owns them voltron style? do they combine all the parts to form a super awesome horse, or is it more likle captain planet where they put everything together and it forms an entirely new creature?

3/1/2009 2:59:11 PM

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"they only own parts of horses"

haha, this made me lol

you mean they are 'partial owners'

3/1/2009 4:33:55 PM

english never was my strong suit the volton style comment made me lol

3/1/2009 4:35:20 PM

Words of advice: Don't fuck with people that make/deliver your food.

3/1/2009 4:37:01 PM

haha, whoops. i think 'partial owner' is also wrong

it is supposed to be 'part owner' (with a hyphen or without?)

as in, 'i am a part owner of this ferrari'... i wish!

3/1/2009 4:37:03 PM

Quote :

"freshman year, sometimes if I was outside the dorm having a cigarette and a pizza guy came up, I would pretend it was for me and pay for it that was a lot quicker than ordering, and it was always an interesting surprise to see what toppings it had"

i've considered doing this nearly every time i've seen a pizza guy on campus. i've never gone through w/ it, though.

3/1/2009 4:40:50 PM

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"I once offered a pizza delivery guy a shot of Diesel as a tip... in the Harris lot."

I can confirm this. Partying it up with Hurricane Isabel.

3/2/2009 8:38:22 PM

3/2/2009 8:39:58 PM

i would never want to F with the pizza delivery guy...i'm usually just really excited and happy to see him with my pizza!

3/2/2009 8:40:59 PM

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"Words of advice: Don't fuck with people that make/deliver your food."

Loophole: Fuck with him after he shows up with your food, therefore he can't tamper with it at that point.

3/2/2009 8:41:55 PM

^ trusts me.. They take notes.. They know the addresses/names of people that fuck with them, dont tip for shit/etc....

3/2/2009 8:43:09 PM

i was a pizza delivery guy ... and one time I got paid and tipped in all $2 bills. it was crazy.

3/2/2009 8:54:46 PM

open the door and have one of your friends tied to a chair with some fake blood on him while your other friend fake works him over

tip the pizza guy a $20 and make direct eye contact
say: "You didn't see shit."

...

wait for police

3/2/2009 9:31:57 PM

^ We almost did that once.

3/2/2009 10:36:41 PM

^^ ok i laughed

3/2/2009 10:39:11 PM

I had a friend who would always answer the door for the pizza topless. She never explained why she did it.

3/2/2009 10:51:28 PM

^self-esteem issues?

...or perhaps just to fuck with the guy's head.

...one of those.

3/2/2009 10:52:40 PM

Yeah I always assumed it was to fuck with the guy. Or maybe she was just a giant slut and I didn't know it

3/2/2009 10:53:37 PM

pics or it didnt happen

3/2/2009 11:00:55 PM

set em up

3/2/2009 11:01:54 PM