Who else goes around the house doing layups, slam dunks, hook shots, etc when walking past doors and closets?

extra points for sound effects and/or commentary

3/20/2009 1:29:28 PM

hahahahahaah!!!!bwahahahahah!!! he does this all the time. with the sound effects.

3/20/2009 1:30:23 PM

There is a pullstring that hangs down from the attic at my house that I'll jump up and WA-POW every time I walk by. Makes a rather satisfying smack when it hits the ceiling.

3/20/2009 1:31:08 PM

i did a "FROM DOWN TOWN" with a balled up donuty napkin this mroning in a meeting towards the trashcan across the room

missed, did some sweet spin moves to the trash can

"and he's got the rebound, OH REVERSE JAM!!!"11!!11'1!"!

3/20/2009 1:32:48 PM

I'm no ath1337wud, so I got nuthin'

3/20/2009 1:33:33 PM

March, how do I love thee...

3/20/2009 1:34:16 PM

There is one arch in my house that had permanent black marks about 8 feet up, my wife made me paint over them but they're coming back, gradually.

3/20/2009 1:37:00 PM

I do this shit all the time

3/20/2009 1:41:11 PM

i suck so badly at basketball, i'd probably miss the frame.

3/20/2009 1:41:50 PM

i definitely do this.

3/20/2009 1:44:25 PM

bttt

3/20/2009 9:16:17 PM

I did this....









all the time in middle school....












and once last week......

3/20/2009 9:18:16 PM

oh yeah, i'm a door frame superstar

3/20/2009 9:22:48 PM

COME ON GUYS WE'RE IN OUR TWENTIES

3/20/2009 9:24:16 PM

i would just hit my head on the frame

3/20/2009 9:24:57 PM

<--- 2006 Inductee to the Door Frame Hall of Fame.

3/20/2009 9:31:30 PM

I, too, do this all the time. I'll add in some like game situations sometimes. I'll crossover one invisible guy, spin around another then bounce it off the pretend backboard and tomahawk it home.

3/20/2009 10:55:39 PM

you ride the bench at door frame basketball

3/21/2009 2:54:44 AM

i was just thinking this evening about what age will it no longer be cool to jump up and slap the shit out of a door frame

thanks for this thread

3/21/2009 3:22:43 AM

I get no real enjoyment out of Door Frame Basketball these days as i am almost hitting my head on the frame without jumping at all.

I now know how Shawn Bradley felt.

3/21/2009 3:42:34 AM

i don't understand how one dunks on a doorframe.

make a video qntm.

3/21/2009 4:17:22 AM

Sometimes I pull a reverse and slap the opposite side of the frame. The crowd always go wild for that shit.

3/21/2009 5:28:10 AM

i bash my door frames on a regular basis

3/21/2009 7:03:47 AM

I'm too tall to do this
If I jump....or even stand on my toes anywhere near a door, I'll hit my head

3/21/2009 8:10:41 AM

ever gotten a tad overzealous and jumped

when you did, it was a bit too high? and you crack your elbow?

3/21/2009 8:32:25 AM

short people have all the fun

3/21/2009 9:13:40 AM

I run the local invisable game league here,
i got an impressive hook shot from the couch to the garbage can.

3/21/2009 9:13:44 AM

360+windmill+doorframe=2 point dunk plus shooting foul when hand accidently wangs door.

3/21/2009 9:18:06 AM

seriously, i just made like 20 three-pointers in like 5 seconds

12/31/2009 6:21:21 PM

When I was like.. 12

12/31/2009 6:22:21 PM

Quote :

"There is a pullstring that hangs down from the attic at my house that I'll jump up and WA-POW every time I walk by. Makes a rather satisfying smack when it hits the ceiling. "

when i got taller i started jumping and smacking it with my head, when it hits the ceiling i rock

12/31/2009 6:23:42 PM

i used to when i was little and jumping up to grab a 7 foot door frame was actually impressive

12/31/2009 6:27:24 PM

I still slap door frames by accident sometimes. It's totally instinctive and immediately takes me back to another place and then I'm like, "Whoa, what just happened."

And this:

Quote :

"There is a pullstring that hangs down from the attic at my house that I'll jump up and WA-POW every time I walk by. Makes a rather satisfying smack when it hits the ceiling."

Yes!

12/31/2009 6:33:36 PM

I ALWAYS do "FROM DOWN TOWN" when I throw something away


I have been known to break many a doorframe backboard, as well

12/31/2009 6:36:47 PM

Quote :

"i used to when i was little and jumping up to grab a 7 foot door frame was actually impressive "

hell yeah! When it got too easy to jump straight up, I would see how far back I could jump from and touch it. Drove my parents crazy!!

12/31/2009 6:41:18 PM

i'm surprised i never ripped down any trim or even cracked the paint

12/31/2009 6:59:18 PM

on a related note i got a can coozie/koozie for christmas thats made of real PIGSKIN and has LACES so every time i am drinking a canned beverage i feel like i am TOSSIN A TOUCHDOWN

12/31/2009 7:21:21 PM

Quote :

"I do this shit all the time"

12/31/2009 7:46:13 PM

Quote :

"I ALWAYS do "FROM DOWN TOWN" when I throw something away"

12/31/2009 7:56:55 PM

a favorite pastime of mine...this is not limited to the indoors though and i believe it stems from my saturday morning childhood routine of playing basketball in my room while watching hang time

12/31/2009 8:06:11 PM

Quote :

"I'm too tall to do this"

especially in an apartment

BUT

Quote :

"I ALWAYS do "FROM DOWN TOWN" when I throw something away"

(in non-covered trashcans)

12/31/2009 9:32:45 PM

In my house I bash on people all the time.

12/31/2009 9:46:56 PM

i always do doublepump reverse layups on our door frames

12/31/2009 10:03:14 PM

i don't do any of this stuff

12/31/2009 10:07:20 PM

what do you do, fade-away reel-casts

12/31/2009 10:08:11 PM

i used to jump and smack the pullstring as well when i was a little kid. my parents would get really mad and yell at me about it.

12/31/2009 10:08:29 PM

I did a between the legs slam with a dirty sock over the door the other day and caught my balls on the knob

12/31/2009 10:08:33 PM

i shoulder an imaginary shotgun and make sound effects and simulate recoil whenever a flock of geese fly over low

12/31/2009 10:09:20 PM

this thread reminds me of the end of Mr. Deeds when all the adults say what they wanted to be when they were kids

12/31/2009 10:10:26 PM

I thought I was going to be in the NBA till I was like 16

I always imagined running out as the starting SG for the Hornets in the Finals while Al Michaels and Tom Tolbert announced and the NBA om NBC theme blasted in the background and me and Hugo and David Wesley did a three way chest bump

12/31/2009 10:13:06 PM