wake up
eat breakfast (tea & PB sandwich)
check the stock market while watching cnbc
put clothes in washer/dryer
take shower
brush teeth/mouthwash
brush hair
deo
put on clothes
pack my lunch
out the door

3/22/2009 9:07:24 PM

in before masturbation

3/22/2009 9:08:06 PM

that better not be in your morning routine

3/22/2009 9:10:24 PM

wake up
cuss
shit
shower
cuss
get ready for work
cuss
go to work
cuss until lunchtime

3/22/2009 9:11:21 PM

I don't feel human until I...

shower
eat breakfast
have coffee
poop
get dressed

3/22/2009 9:13:48 PM

Wake up
take the dog out
go lie in bed for 15 minutes
eat cereal
get dressed
brush my teeth
leave

3/22/2009 9:14:56 PM

Quote :

"check the stock market"

..... do you wake up at 10?

3/22/2009 9:15:43 PM

6am - wake up
Brisk morning jog/run
shower
breakfast
brush teeth/iron/get dressed
grab meals i prepared night before
:30 drive to work
coffee from the deli in my building
email
work all day

3/22/2009 9:16:28 PM

weekdays

wake up
shower/shave/etc...
get dressed
kiss my baby goodbye, in case I never see her again
drive to work
get to work (around 7:30am)
go down to the cafe and grab breakfast (eat at my desk in my office)
work
shit
work
go get some coffee (around 9:00am)
eat lunch (around 12:00pm)


weekends

usually wake up around 8:30am or 9:00am
fart around on the computer for about an hour - watch some sports center - cradle my balls with my left hand...
usually make breakfast around 10:00am
eat
shit
shower
go do something productive

3/22/2009 9:17:00 PM

wake up before alarm goes off
cry
shower
get dressed & watch saved by the bell
take dog out
feed dog
make lunch
go to work
sneak in back door b/c i'm late

[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 9:19 PM. Reason : ]

3/22/2009 9:18:29 PM

wake up
piss
turn on music/tv
check stuff on computer
shit
shower
get dressed
brush teeth
turn off music/tv
walk out the door


masturbation sometimes comes in before the morning piss, depending on mood and how persistent morning wood is.

3/22/2009 9:19:48 PM

8- hit snooze on alarm
hit snooze on alarm
turn off cell phone alarm
8:18- get up when real alarm goes off again
use restroom
weigh myself
shower (wash hair, shave, etc.)
get out
8:30ish- find clothes
put on deodorant and perfume
dry hair
maybe put on some makeup but usually not
put on clothes
check on bunny and kitty food/water
grab coffee cup
8:45- head out

3/22/2009 9:19:56 PM

like you need to weigh yourself daily lol

3/22/2009 9:20:36 PM

alarm at 6:03
smack snooze
alarm at 6:09
smack snooze
alarm at 6:15
smack snooze
alarm at 6:21
smack snooze
alarm at 6:27
smack snooze
alarm at 6:33
get the fuck up
cry in the shower
get out of shower realizing i smacked the snooze one too many times
get dressed really fucking fast
don't have time to eat breakfast
leave for work at 7
get to work at 715
realize no one is there and there's no point to me being there that early besides someone above me saying I should be there that early
doze off until 830
..
etc


[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 9:25 PM. Reason : fml]

3/22/2009 9:21:00 PM

gotta avoid becoming a fatty, yo

3/22/2009 9:22:16 PM

^^ lol

3/22/2009 9:24:24 PM

Quote :

"..... do you wake up at 10?"

more like 10:30, i work at 3pm, 24 network monitoring center

Quote :

"poop"

i forgot about poop, i hate having to poop at work

3/22/2009 9:28:49 PM

wake up
toss clothes in dryer for dewrinkling
brush teeth
crap
shower
get dressed
throw a handfull of crackers/granola bars and teabags into my lunchbox
head to work, hoping there's no traffic because i'm already running late
sit in traffic
arrive at work 15 minutes late
stare at the cubical wall and think to myself "jesus, is this all there is to life?"

EVERY SINGLE DAY

3/22/2009 9:29:16 PM

^nice


but at least you have a cubicle, i sit in a large common area, where i have people bugging me constantly, like hey man you wanna do some pushups?

[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ,]

3/22/2009 9:30:15 PM

wake up 20 minutes after my alarm has been going off

piss in toilet

wash hands/ brush teeth

shower/wash face

eat some prunes and drink some naked juice

get dressed

pack bookbag

leave apt

3/22/2009 9:31:13 PM

Wake Up
Drink the glass of water on nightstand
Check e-mail/facebook/TWW
Shit
Shower
Check pornography websites
Check job websites for updates
Wonder what kind of genius majors in political science at NC State and expects to find a decent job

3/22/2009 9:32:20 PM

6am, first alarm

snooze anywhere from 18 minutes to 90 minutes (yeah i pull the 10 tap snoozers at least once a week)
finally wake up
check the weather, facebook, tww on my phone while listening to the radio
shower
sit on the couch and watch mike and mike and air dry
put on work pants and white t-shirt, get hair product in
cook 2 egg whites 1 egg (with yolk) omellete (usually turkey breast cutlets and cheese), slice o' toast, pint o' water pint o' cran/pom juice
pack a lunch while cooking omellete, most recently just an assorted salad with some meats from leftovers and homemade roasted red peppers i've been jarring on sundays, feta, mushrooms, craisins... a yogurt, an orange, some almonds,
watch some more mike and mike while eating
dick off
brush my teeth, put on work shirt
walk dog
feed dog
grab nalgene and lunchbox, either messenger bag or bookbag
drive to work
get to work some time between 7 and 9, no real predictability

3/22/2009 9:34:55 PM

Wake Up
Eat
Shit/Shower/Shave
Check Email, Weather, BS
Realize I only have like 10 minutes to get to work
Scramble to get ready
Leave half my shit at home
Arrive at Work

3/22/2009 9:36:43 PM

wake up
hit snooze
wake up
hit snooze
wake up
brush teeth
toilet business if necessary
shower
get dressed
sit at my desk and start working

3/22/2009 9:38:08 PM

Quote :

"^nice but at least you have a cubicle, i sit in a large common area, where i have people bugging me constantly, like hey man you wanna do some pushups?"

i'm living the dream man...living the dream

3/22/2009 9:38:23 PM

all you guys are liars. I haven't seen jerking off yet and I know all you motherfucks rub one out before you even get out of bed.

3/22/2009 9:39:56 PM

nah, I usually get my rocks off in the afternoon/evening

after the lady gets home and we go to the gym and eat dinner...

3/22/2009 9:41:46 PM

I only beat dick in the morning if my girlfriend leaves before me. I usually have to move my car, and once I've been out of bed for 30 seconds I'm awake, so I'll have a few hours to kill.

3/22/2009 9:43:42 PM

Nobody wants to read what you people do every morning.

3/22/2009 9:43:58 PM

^^^^ when you got shit to do, it doesnt happen. BUT, rubbing one out while taking a shower happens from time to time.

[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : x]

3/22/2009 9:44:01 PM

that's a goddamn lie Skack

you read every word that I typed, and probably went back to read it a second time

[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 9:45 PM. Reason : I'm EMCE, and I enjoy randomly throwing the letter 'k' into words]

3/22/2009 9:45:09 PM

that's my off-season schedule. My summer schedule is wake up, jack it (sometimes), shit, brush teeth, get dressed, leave. All that other crap happens in the evening. Sucks leaving for work at 6.

3/22/2009 9:45:22 PM

Wakeup like 10min before alarm always lol
Ab routine
Take Uniform out of dryer and put on rack so it isn't creased when I go to Taekwondo in afternoon
Breakfast : start smart + milk, 2 bananas, grapefruit juice, ounce of dark chocolate, multivitamin
Shower
Shave
Put on clothes
Walk out

3/22/2009 9:46:30 PM

hit snooze 6 or 7 times
shower
rush to get dressed
rush to get to work
breakfast in-office if at all
don't feel awake till lunch
...
profit

3/22/2009 9:47:39 PM

Wake up @ 7:30.
Pee.
Feed cats.
Take dog out.
Feed dog.
Eat breakfast (Waffles & Diet Coke).
Watch the news, check Email, straighten up downstairs.
Fix bottle (if Dad hasn't already done this).
Wake Silas up.
Change Silas's diaper and give him the bottle.
Shower and brush teeth.
Dress Silas.
Take Silas downstairs for his breakfast and meds.
Start day.

3/22/2009 9:51:05 PM

5:45 - Alarm goes off and I smack snooze until about 6
the cat wakes up from the end of the bed and proceeds to knead around on my back until I
Get up and go pee
Check my phone to see which slacker calls off today
check WRAL weather and dress accordingly
take the dog out
check on bird
check on bunny
put dog up
go to work and cry

3/22/2009 9:59:54 PM

wake up
shower maybe
get dressed
walk to the train
read a book/paper
buy a bagel
get a cup of free coffee at work
eat bagel and drink coffee while reading the NY Times for the first 1/2 hour of work

3/22/2009 10:25:12 PM

wake up
pick some clothes off floor, throw in dryer (usually clean ones that just haven't been folded yet)
shower
shave
coffee
pop tart and water (OJ if my roommates have bought any)
pack bookbag
run outside, remove cover from motorcycle
run back up and grab my stuff
walk out the door
come back up to get my water bottle
walk out door
return to get homework to turn in
go to class
call the apartment to tell them to turn the coffee pot off


i rule.

3/22/2009 10:41:35 PM

wake up
start coffee
wash face, put on deodorant, brush teeth
dress
add milk and sugar to coffee
walk to bus stop
smoke cigarette
arrive on campus
read for 1/2 hour
smoke another cigarette
class

3/22/2009 11:13:40 PM

wake up
eat/check email
get dressed
go to class
come home
go to work or nap

3/22/2009 11:18:22 PM

^you eat your mail!?!?!?!?!v

3/22/2009 11:21:55 PM

wake up.
punch alarm.
wake up.
punch alarm.
wake up.
punch alarm.
go to school/work.
come home.
go to sleep.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/22/2009 11:23:32 PM

Lay in bad after teh alarm goes off and then rush like hell to get to class on time.

3/22/2009 11:23:40 PM

wake, shower, shave, find pt clothes, leave, turn around, find pt belt, leave again, pt, shower, food, start day

3/22/2009 11:26:24 PM

I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all
there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!"
Well that true, that why we never had no beef
THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail
and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
Fresh dress, like a million bucks,
put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.

3/22/2009 11:28:47 PM

hit snooze on first alarm
hit snooze on second alarm
actually get up when first alarm goes off again
breakfast (yogurt) and email/internet
shower
primp
get dressed
gather stuff and leave

3/22/2009 11:30:46 PM

Wake up 1 minute before alarm goes off, no matter what time I set it for.

Shower, shave, deodorant, qtips.

Get dressed.

Eat a yogurt.

Use restroom facilities.

Hit the streets.

3/22/2009 11:47:17 PM

I forgot to mention that I usually get up at sunrise and sacrifice a goat

3/23/2009 12:40:34 AM

just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank god
don't know why, but today seems kinda odd
no barkin from the dog, no smog
and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
i got my grub on, but didn't pig out
finally gotta call from girl i been tryin to dig out
hooked it up for later as i hit the door
wonderin will i live another twenty fo

3/23/2009 12:43:23 AM

I usually get up late in a stupor...

Tear the house apart in a frenzy to try to find something not too stinky or wrinkled to wear to work.

Race out the door with whatever resembles food.

Jump in car, leave half of tire tread peeling out of driveway.

Get to work five or ten minutes late.

Sit in a stupor for at least 30 minutes trying to get my bearings.

3/23/2009 2:49:59 AM