that's the game plan for tonight

target pictures for tonight's escapades:
Kiwi

4/8/2009 10:46:17 PM

good luck

4/8/2009 10:47:08 PM

If I beat to pics they need to be great pics.

First off, your pics of Kiwi probably aren't even that erotic.

Second, you're beating to KIWI!

4/8/2009 10:48:28 PM

don't hate

4/8/2009 10:48:50 PM

I beat to pics of myself.

4/8/2009 10:49:11 PM

what do you call a man trying to beat to a picture of kiwi?







marathon man

4/8/2009 10:49:32 PM

hey guys, I'm just starting up this ritual....


I need a "starter girl". Kiwi is the perfect candidate. Not so ugly that I would get rug burn.....Not so hot that I would get nervous

4/8/2009 10:52:04 PM

Quote :

"Second, you're beating to KIWI! "

4/8/2009 11:09:01 PM

next up for him is NCSUJami

4/8/2009 11:15:43 PM

why dont you go for that skeez that bought you the tickets to the roots

4/8/2009 11:16:04 PM

ibt "there are better ways to stay up all night"

4/8/2009 11:17:20 PM

good night fellow TWWers
Wish me luck. I am off on my journey...

4/8/2009 11:19:20 PM

4/8/2009 11:30:35 PM

haha I was hoping for the script....

4/8/2009 11:48:23 PM

look at those desert trays tryin to float

4/9/2009 12:08:04 AM

mmm - dessert

4/9/2009 12:09:54 AM

I wish i had kiwi nudes.

I like a beat challenge every now and again

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/9/2009 12:10:31 AM

Beat Challenges are fun

I failed the Kathy Bates Challenge last week

but succeeded in the Linda Cohn Challenge

4/9/2009 12:17:07 AM

I'm pretty sure i can beat to anything

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/9/2009 12:18:44 AM

I need an easy beat tonight. I'm thinking about ShawnaC123

4/20/2009 8:27:46 PM

I haven't busted a nut in 3 weeks.

3 more weeks to go.

4/20/2009 8:32:48 PM

did someone put a cone over your wang?
like they do to a dog when it breaks a leg, to keep it from biting itself?

I'm sorry Mr. Joshua

4/20/2009 8:35:25 PM

Quote :

"but succeeded in the Linda Cohn Challenge"

Linda Cohn is a MAN! YEAH BABY!!

4/20/2009 9:11:13 PM

thread seems familiar

4/20/2009 9:15:10 PM

^ that's a goddamn lie. you take that back before I punch you in the goddamn throat you filthy mother fucker ಠ_ಠ

4/20/2009 9:16:37 PM

You know it's funny that you made this thread. I was trying to masturbate a few minutes ago and couldn't help but think that my bf prefers to agree with some old coot that disagrees with me that Star Trek TNG isn't comparable to the original. It actually robbed my libido.

4/20/2009 9:18:25 PM

^^ i take it back

4/20/2009 9:29:16 PM

4/20/2009 9:31:08 PM

Quote :

"did someone put a cone over your wang? like they do to a dog when it breaks a leg, to keep it from biting itself?"

Minor surgery to repair a damaged artery in my lower abdomen. It's an old injury that I didn't even know about until february even though it probably happened when I was in high school.

I talked to the doc today and he told me "Well, I hope you're avoiding sex when you can and using your tongue when you can't."



3 weeks to go.

[Edited on April 21, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]

4/21/2009 12:05:01 AM

hit the sack before i hit the sack

4/26/2009 1:40:46 PM

why would anyone bump this train wreck

4/26/2009 1:48:50 PM

Tonight, I have decided to go for khcadwal

should be interesting...


p.s., I hope that you're feeling better Mr. Joshua

5/2/2009 5:22:15 PM

omg...

5/2/2009 5:28:27 PM

ahahaha


I'm an easy beat.

5/2/2009 5:30:15 PM

^^ I'm sorry, that was rude



^ Hey Shawna. I <3 you. Hey, isn't your birthday coming up soon? I didn't send you a valentines day card this year. I think I need to take a trip to hallmark soon

5/2/2009 5:31:57 PM

it was rude... i'm no model, but im still hot

5/2/2009 5:33:43 PM

I was saying that you were hot, ok?! you were going to be an easy beat...


regardless, since you took offense, I'll kindly have you note that you have been replaced (see above)...

[Edited on May 2, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : omg]

5/2/2009 5:35:31 PM

^^^


my birthday was two months ago
but feel free to send me a memorial day card if you'd like
I haven't sent you one lately either. I have been slacking

5/2/2009 5:37:30 PM

haha my bad

5/2/2009 5:37:49 PM

^^ haha, sorry. I hope I at least wished you a happy birthday....
and they make memorial day cards?

I'll send you a mothers day card if you want (as long as you realize it's a joke! OMG)


^ it's cool. I would still like for us to be friends....
I sincerely hope we can move past this. We can't hold hate in our hearts, ok?

5/2/2009 5:40:09 PM

Only if it's a funny mother's day card! Something about varicose veins or something.

5/2/2009 5:41:00 PM

telling non-pregnant women that they look like they're expecting is always funny, imo

5/2/2009 5:42:07 PM

^^^ no hate

5/2/2009 5:46:38 PM

10 days until i drop the biggest load of my adult life

5/2/2009 6:22:16 PM

I think that you should make a movie

5/2/2009 6:23:24 PM

Believe me, it's under consideration.

5/2/2009 6:33:10 PM

very good then...




haha, shit's funny if you listen to the lyrics

5/2/2009 6:37:20 PM

LivinProof78

6/9/2009 7:16:54 PM

kiwi shouldn't keep sequentially numbered pictures on her photobucket

6/9/2009 7:19:49 PM

set em up

6/9/2009 7:20:55 PM