Stapler remover = bottle opener


whoduhthunk?

4/17/2009 5:42:57 PM

The Cross = dildo

4/17/2009 5:43:31 PM

spaghetti spoon = backscratcher

i keep one beside my bed

4/17/2009 5:43:35 PM

4/17/2009 5:44:35 PM

Q-Tip = Kleenex

4/17/2009 5:45:04 PM

TWW = Blog

I'm guilty as FUCK

4/17/2009 5:47:45 PM

comical replies so far

4/17/2009 6:04:38 PM

crack = sammich filling

4/17/2009 6:06:40 PM

codeine = drank

4/17/2009 6:07:36 PM

candy = kid bait

4/17/2009 6:08:37 PM

reality tv = medieval torture device

4/17/2009 6:10:42 PM

cologne = Raid

4/17/2009 6:14:11 PM

bathtub + shampoo = washing machine

damn i'm ghetto

4/17/2009 6:19:55 PM

lol, yeh

4/17/2009 6:20:13 PM

AnnLove's shampoo bottle

4/17/2009 6:22:35 PM

que?

4/17/2009 6:23:28 PM

coffee filters=toilet paper (in a pinch)

4/17/2009 6:25:31 PM

ahaha he said pinch when talking about taking a shit

/peter griffin

4/17/2009 6:26:01 PM

cell phone = vibrator

4/17/2009 8:42:41 PM

coat-hanger = birth control

4/17/2009 8:43:36 PM

Toothpaste = zit cleaner. It works!

college = breeding grounds.

4/17/2009 8:44:56 PM

dog=towel

4/17/2009 8:45:47 PM

flower bed = urinal

4/17/2009 8:55:42 PM

^ Keeps Brer Rabbit out.

Internet = source of facts

4/17/2009 8:56:38 PM

drink bottle=funnel

flashlight=tractor headlight

4/17/2009 8:57:36 PM

^^Br'er

4/17/2009 9:04:45 PM

leaves - toilet paper

4/17/2009 9:06:04 PM

12yo boy = 12yo girl

4/17/2009 9:07:12 PM

lung = top soil

iTunes = explosives

4/17/2009 9:19:24 PM

barrel = rocket ship

4/17/2009 9:20:39 PM

babies = trebuchet projectiles

4/17/2009 9:23:38 PM

lol


A+ responses

4/17/2009 11:51:45 PM

gonna have to try the staple remover = bottle opener thing sometime

use my stimulus for beer

4/17/2009 11:53:18 PM

Tape roll = water bottle holder

4/17/2009 11:54:12 PM

^^ it actually works pretty well. takes a few tries to get the technique, but other than that, it's a good solution

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : ^]

4/17/2009 11:54:33 PM

fishing hook = makeshift jumper wire for blown radio fuse

4/17/2009 11:55:34 PM

Really?

Good to know.

4/17/2009 11:55:55 PM

Mac = windows machine

Headphones = futuristic ear muffs

My First Chemistry Set = My First Meth Lab

4/17/2009 11:56:52 PM

butter = lube
jelly = lube
mayonnaise = lube
ketchup = lube
mustard = lube

4/17/2009 11:58:07 PM

lube = interesting new flavor and texture

4/17/2009 11:59:18 PM

i want to congratulate wdprice3 for not falling for my stimulus trollbait

4/18/2009 12:00:57 AM

pocket knife = fork

cd = ice scraper

cell phone camera flash = flashlight

canoe paddle = depth finder

landscaping timber and rope = replacement for broken trailer leaf spring (that was not a fun night)

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 12:01 AM. Reason : bbb]

4/18/2009 12:01:02 AM

Quote :

"My First Chemistry Set = My First Meth Lab"

Reminds me of a comedy show that flopped.

4/18/2009 12:01:23 AM

Full House DVD's = short lived hockey pucks

4/18/2009 12:02:40 AM

Quote :

"i want to congratulate wdprice3 for not falling for my stimulus trollbait"

drank too much to read more than a few words at a time

4/18/2009 12:02:43 AM

4/18/2009 12:03:28 AM

Free AOL Internet CDs = Skeet-shooting targets

4/18/2009 12:03:39 AM

Lysol = deodorant

4/18/2009 12:04:50 AM

^WTF

4/18/2009 12:05:11 AM

4/18/2009 12:06:40 AM