I'll lead off with a turkey, this morning.

busted grill on the Lung

4/28/2009 8:20:30 AM

Quote :

"so riding across gorman or avent ferry bridge (cant remember) in TheBullDoza's jeep back in fall 07, i convinced adam8778 to yell out the window to some people walking: "DONT JUMP DONT JUMP""

4/28/2009 8:42:43 AM

The other day I was stripping the interior out of a real nice truck just outside the garage, after getting most all of it out I was running out of room and getting tired of tripping over shit. SO I decided to pick up the front seats and move them out of the way, and I set them on the driveway. A few hours later I was getting hungry, it was dark, and the bugs were eatign me alive so I decided to close up shop and go get some dinner. I needed to move the yellow truck out of the way (was blocking the rest of the driveway) so I hopped in and moved it out back. I barely even felt those pretty leather heated seats go pop under the 36s.

4/28/2009 9:07:39 AM

last week sometime

opossum vs '01 cavalier with front lip @ 65mph

scuddled up into the middle of my lane, no damage to the cavalier

4/28/2009 9:24:32 AM

hurley, you will never live up to the J.T. legendary animal scattering status.

4/28/2009 9:57:42 AM

yeah, some guy had a joke going that dad never washed his celica, he just got it repainted


(4 deer in like 3 months, fyi gayragers)

4/28/2009 11:15:28 AM

weak shit, big red was an animal slayer

4/29/2009 1:29:31 PM

well the black lung is a fucking street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go

4/29/2009 1:39:04 PM

big red had murdered 6 deer, 2 cats, 4 squirrels (they were hard to hit), 8 possums, 2 cats, 2 groundhogs, a dog, a vulture (that landed in the bed and stunk like hell), a gray wolf, an armadillo, and a nutria that i thought was a beaver at first

i made some "kills" stickers i had on it before it got totalled the second time and repainted, it was a triple ace

to dat i haven't hit anything with big red II and i hope it stays that way, the old truck was cursed, dad drove it once and hit a deer with it

4/29/2009 1:59:02 PM

^

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAh best garage post in months!

4/29/2009 7:18:27 PM

^^ fucking great

i killed about 3 opossoms, 2 groundhogs, and a rat in the jeep

4/29/2009 8:57:05 PM

this year...

1 bird, 1 cat, more to come (I drive way too much)

I almost hit bicyclist who felt he could turn w/ out warning/signal, too.

4/29/2009 11:14:24 PM

on the way to return a rental i hit a bird

4/29/2009 11:21:03 PM

i've never hit an animal with my car

4/30/2009 11:21:37 AM

Lol.

Its been a while for me. But a while ago I was at a field party and a deer bolted out of the woods and rammed a sliverado full speed. It then stumbled and ran back in the woods. The kid that owned it was like wtf

4/30/2009 12:12:41 PM

he shoulda shot it, self defense and all

5/2/2009 5:46:08 PM