User not logged in - login - register
Home Calendar Books School Tool Photo Gallery Message Boards Users Statistics Advertise Site Info
go to bottom | |
 Message Boards » » Best Simpsons Quote Of All Time Page 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 ... 11, Prev Next  
Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

3

5/27/2009 6:35:08 PM

ALkatraz
All American
11298 Posts
user info
edit post

Dr. Nick- I didn't know flammable meant inflammable!!

5/27/2009 6:42:53 PM

fleetwud
AmbitiousButRubbish
49741 Posts
user info
edit post

BG nails a bunch of Ralphwiggumisms in this gem:

5/27/2009 6:44:16 PM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

You know you're not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

5/27/2009 7:00:46 PM

Republican18
All American
16575 Posts
user info
edit post

Chief Wiggum= The gang is wanted in 8 other states, and we have a little motto around here....let Michigan handle it.

5/27/2009 7:17:55 PM

Mappy
All American
1025 Posts
user info
edit post



I think this picture summarizes everything great about the Simpsons.

5/27/2009 7:37:31 PM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

Look at that pavement fly!

5/27/2009 7:38:48 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

i freakin love this thread


reminds me of the old one that was in entertainment

greatest show ever created by humans

5/27/2009 8:03:18 PM

Republican18
All American
16575 Posts
user info
edit post

yeah, the old one died iirc

5/27/2009 8:07:51 PM

JCASHFAN
All American
13916 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"Look at that pavement blubber fly!"



also:





and of course:

5/27/2009 8:11:13 PM

ShinAntonio
Zinc Saucier
18943 Posts
user info
edit post

I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

5/27/2009 8:30:50 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

in your face space coyote!

5/27/2009 8:55:23 PM

dweedle
All American
77384 Posts
user info
edit post

Boobarella: "We'll be right back! Then you can see more of my booooooooobs!"

5/27/2009 8:58:59 PM

JCASHFAN
All American
13916 Posts
user info
edit post

this thread has inspired me to watch my old Simpsons episodes. You get an idea for how long this show has been on the air when you watch some of the early episodes. Bush 41 era. Jeebus.

5/27/2009 9:20:45 PM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

I saw this in a movie once about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50 and if its speed dropped it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Leonard Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp 5.
Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May The Force be with you."
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

5/27/2009 9:38:24 PM

DaveOT
All American
11945 Posts
user info
edit post

Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

5/27/2009 9:44:12 PM

ShinAntonio
Zinc Saucier
18943 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"this thread has inspired me to watch my old Simpsons episodes."


Me too. I just watched "Mr Lisa Goes to Washington"

5/27/2009 9:48:28 PM

Republican18
All American
16575 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"in your face space coyote!"


Homer=And the space coyote was just that talking dog over there.
Dog =Find your soul mate Homer
Homer=Wait a minute, dogs cant talk
Dog =Woof woof woof
Homer=Damn right

5/28/2009 12:58:17 AM

screentest
All American
1955 Posts
user info
edit post

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop.

5/28/2009 1:13:06 AM

Brainfreeze
Veteran
378 Posts
user info
edit post

Flanders: *static* DO IT! *static* DO IT! *static* KILL EVERYBODY

The Halloween special where homer blows up the power plant

5/28/2009 9:54:07 AM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

5/28/2009 1:39:44 PM

beergolftile
All American
9030 Posts
user info
edit post

Embiggins isn't a word

No its a perfectly cromulent word

5/28/2009 2:05:59 PM

LaserSoup
All American
5499 Posts
user info
edit post

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal
affairs were setting them up?
Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very
short attention span.
Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when--
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! [runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird.]



Glen: Let the judgment begin. I'll get the ball rolling. You're a fat idiot.
Barney: Yeah, lose some weight!
Homer: Heh, yeah, I guess I could lose a few pounds. And I can be kind of thick sometimes.
Skinner: You've failed at everything you've ever tried!
Homer: Woah, you got my number on that one, buddy! This is a smart group!
Moe: And your stink brings tears to my eyes!
Homer: Now, wait a minute, Moe....Oh, my mistake.

5/28/2009 2:20:18 PM

ShinAntonio
Zinc Saucier
18943 Posts
user info
edit post

You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals, fa-laaaming!

5/29/2009 3:04:15 PM

arog20012001
All American
10023 Posts
user info
edit post

tastes like burning!

5/29/2009 3:06:21 PM

DaveOT
All American
11945 Posts
user info
edit post

Why would I go to Utah? I love booze, caffeine and monogamy!

5/29/2009 3:09:57 PM

Republican18
All American
16575 Posts
user info
edit post

Homer= Nobody ruins my family vacation but me...and maybe the boy!

5/29/2009 3:11:56 PM

Willy Nilly
Suspended
3562 Posts
user info
edit post

Homer: Awwwwww, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

5/29/2009 3:25:56 PM

Konami
All American
10855 Posts
user info
edit post

Use an open-faced club. A sand wedge!

mmmmmmm.....open-faced club sandwich....

5/29/2009 3:55:03 PM

dweedle
All American
77384 Posts
user info
edit post

ball. is. in. PARKING lot. Would. you. like. to. play. again?

you have. selected. No


[/Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge]

5/29/2009 3:58:48 PM

titans78
All American
4026 Posts
user info
edit post

Homer: Mmm! Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Ahhyuck! Ohh! Geez! I’ll take a crab juice.

5/29/2009 4:11:16 PM

A Tanzarian
drip drip boom
10990 Posts
user info
edit post

Chicken next?

5/29/2009 6:03:01 PM

saps852
New Recruit
80068 Posts
user info
edit post

Marge: Homer no, you'll kill us all!

Homer: Or die trying!

5/29/2009 7:17:37 PM

DaveOT
All American
11945 Posts
user info
edit post

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

5/29/2009 8:05:40 PM

Spontaneous
All American
27372 Posts
user info
edit post

All I'm gonna use this bed for is eating, sleeping and maybe building a little fort.

5/30/2009 12:58:26 AM

screentest
All American
1955 Posts
user info
edit post

Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

5/30/2009 1:08:56 AM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

Lisa, people do lots of crazy things in commercials...like eat at Arby's.

5/30/2009 12:39:45 PM

Nerdchick
All American
37009 Posts
user info
edit post

Homer: Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Ned: When it comes to melon-scratchers, that's a honeydew

5/30/2009 12:51:21 PM

Dammit100
All American
17605 Posts
user info
edit post

this whole scene is gold:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/54624/detail/

5/31/2009 3:24:44 PM

aph319
All American
8570 Posts
user info
edit post

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's

5/31/2009 3:27:33 PM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

^^ 10/10

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

5/31/2009 3:30:19 PM

JCASHFAN
All American
13916 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals, fa-laaaming!"
10/10

^^^ 10/10 Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your kitchen?

5/31/2009 3:59:58 PM

aph319
All American
8570 Posts
user info
edit post

can i see it?

..................................no

5/31/2009 4:18:18 PM

screentest
All American
1955 Posts
user info
edit post

Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

5/31/2009 10:16:23 PM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.

6/1/2009 3:52:53 PM

Republican18
All American
16575 Posts
user info
edit post

Mr Black, toasting the camp counselors

"Gentlemen, To Evil"

6/1/2009 5:43:21 PM

jbtilley
All American
12785 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge."

6/2/2009 7:48:34 AM

Mr. Joshua
Swimfanfan
43948 Posts
user info
edit post

Lisa: Bart, isn't it strange that Uter is missing and suddenly, the cafeteria is serving this mysterious food called "Uter-braten"?
Principal Skinner: Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. (starts to laugh) After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? (laughs harder) In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! (laughs, then realizes his faux pas) Wait. Scratch that one.

6/2/2009 1:18:47 PM

JeffreyBSG
All American
10165 Posts
user info
edit post

^
OMG I came here to post exactly that

6/2/2009 1:30:16 PM

Biofreak70
All American
33197 Posts
user info
edit post

i heard one last night, but i can't remember it... blast



it was something like " eww- I kissed the ugly weird kid..."

6/2/2009 1:31:56 PM

 Message Boards » Chit Chat » Best Simpsons Quote Of All Time Page 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 ... 11, Prev Next  
go to top | |
Admin Options : move topic | lock topic

© 2024 by The Wolf Web - All Rights Reserved.
The material located at this site is not endorsed, sponsored or provided by or on behalf of North Carolina State University.
Powered by CrazyWeb v2.38 - our disclaimer.