Lazy yellow moon coming up tonight
Shining through the trees
Crickets are singing
And the lightning bugs are floating on the breeze

...Baby get ready

5/29/2009 1:48:13 PM

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5/29/2009 1:48:32 PM

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[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 1:48 PM. Reason : you son of a bitch]

5/29/2009 1:48:33 PM

down by the river in the full moon light
we'll be fallin in love in the middle of the night
just mooooovin sloooowwww

stayin the whole night through
feels so good to be with yoooouuuuuuuuuuu

5/29/2009 1:49:17 PM

If only NC86 would post here instead of starting threads....

5/29/2009 1:51:19 PM

i don't see his name on the list

5/29/2009 1:51:42 PM

I went to work for her that summer
Teenage kid so far from hooooome
She was a lonely widowed woman
Hell bent to make it on her own

5/29/2009 1:51:48 PM

we were a thousand miles from nowhere
wheat fields as far as you could see
both needing something from each other
not knowing yet what that might be

until she came to me one evening
hot cup of coffee and smile
in a dress that i was certain
she hadn't worn in quite a while
there was a difference in her laughter
there was a softness in her eyes
and in the air there was a hunger
EVEN A BOY COULD RECOGNIZE

5/29/2009 1:53:34 PM

of course, NRR knows the MILF lyrics by heart

5/29/2009 1:54:14 PM

that song is like

my anthem

5/29/2009 1:54:27 PM

she had a need to feel the THUNDER
chase the lightnin' from the sky
to watch a storm with all it's wonder
ragin' in her lover's eyes
she had to ride the heat of passion
like a comet burnin' bright
rushin' headlong in the wind
out where only dreams have been
burnin' both ends of the night

5/29/2009 1:58:31 PM

BRING ME two pina coladas
i gotta have one for each hand
let's set sail with captain morgan
oh and never leave dry land

hey troubles i've forgot 'em
i buried 'em in the sand
so bring me two pina coladas
she said goodbye to her good timin' man

5/29/2009 2:03:44 PM

wellllllllll
i play an old guitar from a nine til a half past one
i'm just tryin' to make a livin' watchin' everybody else havin' fun
i don't miss much if it happens on a dance hall floor
mercy
look what just walked through that door

hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E
tell me what in the world you doin' A-L-O-N-E
well, say hey good L double O-K-I-N-G
well, i smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

i was a little bitty baby when my papa hit the skids
mama had a time trying to raise nine kids
she told me not to stare cause it was impolite
SHE DID THE BEST SHE COULD TO TRY TO RAISE ME RIGHT

but now mama never told me bout a-nothin' like a Y-O-U
i bet ya mama must've been another GOOD LOOKIN' MAMA TOO
well

hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E
tell me what in the world you doin' A-L-O-N-E
well, say hey good L double O-K-I-N-G
well, i smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

well you're a sweet-talkin' sexy-walkin' honky-tonkin' baby
the men are gonna love ya and the women gonna hate ya
remindin' them of everything they're never gonna be
may be the beginning of a world war three
cause the world ain't ready for a nothing like a Y-O-U

etc...

5/29/2009 2:09:30 PM

man, i hate Travis Tritt like you wouldn't believe

5/29/2009 2:11:23 PM

anybody who don't like hank williams travis tritt
well they can kiss our ass

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : all that was from memory too ]

5/29/2009 2:11:50 PM

oh i know every word too, but damned if i don't hate the guy

i wanna talk about me
i wanna talk about i
i wanna talk about number one
oh my me my

what i think
what i like
what i know
what i want
what i seeeeee

i like talkin' about you you
you you usually
but occasionally
i wanna talk about meeeeeeee

i wanna talk about me!

5/29/2009 2:14:07 PM

i despise toby keith

we're even

5/29/2009 2:16:27 PM

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed

5/29/2009 2:16:48 PM

boy if you don't get that nickleback shit outta my thread

5/29/2009 2:17:11 PM

oh shit, thumper is pissed!

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : i didn't even know what that was from]

5/29/2009 2:17:40 PM

down on the corner
by the traffic light
everybody's lookin'
as she goes by

they turn their heads and they
watch her til she's gone

5/29/2009 2:21:22 PM

interesting...

5/29/2009 2:23:56 PM

i don't recognize those lyrics sir, please elaborate.

5/29/2009 2:25:12 PM

lord have mercy
baby's got her blue jeans on


she can't help it if she's made that way
she's not to blame if they look her way
she ain't really tryin' to cause a scene
i just comes naturallllllyyyyyyyy
aw the girl cain't help it

5/29/2009 2:26:37 PM

this thread made me remember i had a lyric thread but it died sadly.

5/29/2009 2:26:58 PM

unfortunately for TWW, NRR and i are music junkies and TWW addicts, so this thread will never get a chance to die

5/29/2009 2:27:50 PM

5/29/2009 2:28:17 PM

he pushed me 'round
now i'm drawin' the line
he lived his life and now
i'm gonna go live mine
i'm sick of wastin' my time..

well now, i've been good
for way too long
found my red dress and now
i'm gonna put it on!
i'm just too far gone...

praise the lord and pass the ammunition
need a little bit more of my twelve-ounce nutrition!
one more helpin' of what i've been havin'
i'm takin my turn on the SIN WAGON

5/29/2009 2:31:57 PM

ugh, fuck the dixie chicks

5/29/2009 2:33:21 PM

ok that's it kid
i agreed to make a thread for our lyrics to get our lyrics out of chatterbox

but if you diss one more of my artists i swear i'll have this thread trashed!

5/29/2009 2:34:49 PM

he drinks tequila and she talks dirty in spanish
him in his sombrero her in her purty pink jammies
they dance all night to the mariachis
til there ain't nobody left standin'
he drinks tequila and she talks dirty in spanish

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 2:37 PM. Reason : hh]

5/29/2009 2:36:52 PM

Hustlers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 feet tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all!

5/29/2009 2:38:45 PM

we need to have a talk. these songs are not what i signed up for.

5/29/2009 2:40:03 PM

i fell into a burning ring of fire
went down down down and the flames got higher
and it burns burns buuuuurns

is that better?

5/29/2009 2:42:48 PM

she had a shiny little beamer with the rag top down
sittin' in the drive but she wouldn't get out
the dogs were all barking and wagging around
and i just laughed and said y'all get in
she had on a new dress and she curled her hair
she was looking too good not to go somewhere
said what you want to do baby i don't care
we can go to the show we can stay out here

and i can take you for a ride on my big green tractor
we can go slow or make it go faster
down through the woods and out to the pasture
long as i'm with you, it really don't matter
climb up in my lap and drive if you want to
girl you know you got, me to hold on to
we can go to town but baby if you'd rather
i'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor

5/29/2009 2:45:08 PM

attn mods, pls to lock, this kid doesn't know what good music is

5/29/2009 2:45:48 PM

you don't like that one?

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : have you even heard it? it's so good]

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : my tractor is red though :/]

5/29/2009 2:46:18 PM

i dont know what it is

johnny's daddy was takin' him fishin'
when he was 8 years old
little girl came through the front gate
holdin' a fishin' pole

his dad looked down and smiled
said we can't leave her behind
son i know you don't want her to go
but someday you'll change your mind

5/29/2009 2:48:38 PM

for later when youtube isn't blocked for you and you have speakers

5/29/2009 2:49:21 PM

and johnny said
take jimmy johnson
take tommy thompson
take my best friend bo
take anybody that you want
as long as she don't go
take any boy in the world
daddy, pleeeeeease, don't take the girl

5/29/2009 2:50:46 PM

same old boy
same sweet girl
ten years down the road
he held her tight and kissed her lips
in front of the picture show
stranger came and pulled a gun
grabbed her by the arm
said if you do what i tell you to
there won't be any harm

and johnny said
take my money
take my wallet
take my credit card
here's a watch that my grandpa gave me
here's the key to my car
mister, give it a whirl
but pleeeeeease don't take the girl

5/29/2009 2:55:57 PM

same ol' boy
same sweet girl
five years down the road
there's gonna be a little one
and she says it's time to go
doctor says the baby's fine
but he'll have to leave
cause her mama's fading fast
and johnny hit his knees

and there he prayed
take the very breath you gave me
take the heart from my chest
i'll gladly take her place if you'll let me
make this my last request
take me out of this world
god, pleeeeeease don't take the girl

5/29/2009 2:59:50 PM

bermuda's' flip-flops and a tank top tan
he popped his first top at ten A.M., thats bob
he's our president
we're checking out the girls on the upper deck rubbin' in 15 spf, its hot
everybody's jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
we'll pull out the jar and the old guitar
and pass'em around

5/29/2009 5:56:06 PM

i'll allow your presence here, skeeter

but you owe me a beer next time i'm in emerald isle

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 7:03 PM. Reason : at least i think it's EI]

5/29/2009 7:02:54 PM

While we out here, say the hustlas prayer
If the game shakes me or breaks me
I hope it makes me a better man
Take a better stand
Put money in my moms hand
Get my daughter this college plan, so she don't need no man
Stay far from timid
Only make moves when ya heart's in it
And live the phrase Sky's The Limit
Motherfucker... see you chumps on top

5/29/2009 7:27:53 PM

no sir

not at all

5/29/2009 7:28:54 PM

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
With lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
and college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol!!!

5/29/2009 7:32:22 PM

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's embarasing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head . .

5/29/2009 8:12:33 PM

there's two feet of topsoil
little bit of bedrock
limestone in between
fossilized dinosaur
little patch of crude oil
thousand feet of granite underneath
then there's me

5/29/2009 8:17:12 PM

eighteen wheeeeeeels
and a dozen roses
ten more miles
on his four day run
a few more songs
on the all night radio
and he'll spend the rest of his life
with the woman he loves

5/29/2009 8:26:29 PM