what would they be?

1) immortality/eternal youth/etc. (whatever you want to call it where you can never die or age by natural or unnatural means)
2) control of time (time travel, stopping time, etc.)
3) unlimited and instantly accessible memory

i'l just keep traveling back in time and trying out different scenarios forever, maybe take a millennium off to just be a complete and total dick throughout time

6/9/2009 9:06:52 PM

1) MAKE BigMan157 NCSU's next chancellor
2) MAKE BigMan157 NCSU's next chancellor
3) MAKE BigMan157 NCSU's next chancellor

6/9/2009 9:08:01 PM

make the thread so once a power is taken, no one else can take it

6/9/2009 9:08:06 PM

1: Go Go Gadget Dick

2: Laser shooting Eyes

3: Xray vision

6/9/2009 9:08:18 PM

1. absorb other peoples powers (peter petrelli style)
2. teleportation
3. power to change the price of anything i wanna buy

6/9/2009 9:11:22 PM

more wishes

oh, sorry, wrong question

Can I get a package deal if I just say "Superman" because he has like 6 powers but I can't customize them.

6/9/2009 9:13:15 PM

but in all seriousness

1) Mind control
2)

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"Go Go Gadget Dick"

3)

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"absorb other peoples powers"

6/9/2009 9:14:40 PM

1) teleportation
2) telekinesis
3) telepathy

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 9:17 PM. Reason : HM) shape-shifting]

6/9/2009 9:16:52 PM

1) immortality/eternal youth/etc. (whatever you want to call it where you can never die or age by natural or unnatural means)
2) control of time (time travel, stopping time, etc.)
3) mind control

screw the memory thing if you have time travel..

6/9/2009 9:17:11 PM

1. The ability to heal all wounds.
2. The ability to change my form at will.
3. The ability to affect probability fields.

6/9/2009 9:17:24 PM

invisibility
ability to teleport
ability to time travel

6/9/2009 9:17:46 PM

how many motherfuckers with superpowers are you coming across in your daily life?

Yeah, you need to go talk to Frank in accounting about that. He's the one that can talk to frogs. Don't mention to him that you can turn cheetos into gold, he sorta has a gambling problem.

6/9/2009 9:17:58 PM

the super amazing ability to grow my fingernails

6/9/2009 9:18:32 PM

lol, pwnt by restrictions

6/9/2009 9:18:57 PM

well if we all had 3 superpowers, then possibly quite often

6/9/2009 9:19:12 PM

Teleportation, invisibility, never needing to poop again.

The last one is the most useful.

6/9/2009 9:19:52 PM

you know, i'd have never thought of that, but that'd be a good one to have

6/9/2009 9:21:57 PM

flight
teleporting
immortality

6/9/2009 9:22:05 PM

1. To have the power of any marvel creation of the last 40 years.

If that's not allowed...

1. Invulnerability
2. Ability to kill anyone at will.
3. Go-go gadget dick.

Step 1. Kill all males.
Step 2. Kill all ugly females.
Step 3. Repopulate the earth
Step 4. ....
Step 5. Profit.

6/9/2009 9:22:09 PM

1.the power to have unlimited funds
2. the power to space travel at light speed
3. forever young

6/9/2009 9:22:17 PM

just curious, why do people pick flight AND teleportation?

6/9/2009 9:23:00 PM

because they don't think

6/9/2009 9:24:17 PM

1. only kryptonite could fuck me up
2. more powerful than a locomotive
3. more faster than a speeding bullet

6/9/2009 9:25:10 PM

i guess it would probably have something to do with wanting the feeling of flying, weightlessness, etc AND instantaneous movement...

shrug

i'll stick with telekinesis, i can stop bullets, OR i can make my clothes move anywhere i want, enabling ghettoflight

6/9/2009 9:25:54 PM

i actually thought about that for a few minutes, teleporting is pimp, but sometimes i want to just leisurely fly.

6/9/2009 9:25:58 PM

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"1.the power to have unlimited funds"

The Batman "superpower"

6/9/2009 9:32:20 PM

to be able to communicate and comprehend any language
jumper
healing powers to myself and others

6/9/2009 9:38:41 PM

is jumper like jump really high or like the movie with teleporting?

6/9/2009 9:39:17 PM

1. Never have to eat
2. Never have to sleep
3. Operate at full powarr at all times

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2009 9:58:58 PM

^^like the movie

6/9/2009 10:08:36 PM

invulnerability
extended lifespan (3-400 years, healthy until the end, wouldn't want immortality)
Dark Phoenix level telekinesis (this would allow replication of hundreds of other powers)

6/9/2009 10:10:02 PM

X-ray vision
Turn Invisible
flying

6/9/2009 10:11:48 PM

1:the power to convince college kids that they really aren't all that special
2:Icecream
3: 70 inch vertical leap

6/9/2009 10:18:36 PM

I was trying to decide if I wanted telekinesis. I wrote it and then changed it to the jumper/teleporter one. I might change it back.

6/9/2009 10:19:21 PM

1. Flight.

2. Superhuman strength.

3. Invulnerability.

BTW, some of you wishing for immortality might tire of losing the ones you love. BUT invulnerability would probably include the ability to fend off old age--it's a quandary.

6/9/2009 11:12:25 PM

hypnosis

6/9/2009 11:24:21 PM

In Soviet Russia superpower has you.

6/9/2009 11:26:06 PM

invisibility
telepathy
immortality

with that combo, I could rule the world

6/9/2009 11:26:17 PM

i wonder if you had mind control and/or telepathy if you eventually get really bored and stop using them, at least not so much

it seems like your average non-worthless person would get tired of never being challenged

6/9/2009 11:28:53 PM

but imagine having invisibility AND telepathy

you could read a niggas mind and he wouldn't even know you were in the room

WATCH OUT OBAMA!

6/9/2009 11:30:25 PM

just give me the ability to play the banjo like i sold my soul to satan himself and then give me a power that would make me enough money to where i didn't have to work and could fish all the time. i'd be pretty happy then.

immortality would be the worst. who would actually want to stick around to see man blow himself off the face of this planet anyway?

6/9/2009 11:30:36 PM

i think with time travel and immortality it would not be a blessing/curse kind of thing.

6/9/2009 11:32:59 PM

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"but imagine having invisibility AND telepathy"

well if you listen to Plato you would be worried that your true evil self would come out when you realized you were no longer responsible for your actions



also, immortality is prob bad unless you could choose to die and keep yourself young, or whatever age you want to be, like say you want to do hs chicks for a while w/out feeling bad about it

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : a]

6/9/2009 11:36:06 PM

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"you could read a niggas mind and he wouldn't even know you were in the room"

you're assuming that telepathy has a small range like bluetooth

6/9/2009 11:41:36 PM

not really, he is just assuming it has at least a small range, as opposed to needing to touch someones

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : also it is his damn power it can have any damn range he wants damnit!]

6/9/2009 11:42:56 PM

like bluetooth

my comparison stands

6/9/2009 11:43:43 PM

mind control
perfect health (impervious to std's mainly)
ability to control my fertility

can you see where im going with this?

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2009 11:44:18 PM

I am assuming that I could read whatever mind I want. if i just had free range telepathy, that would suck. It would be like the movie Bruce Almighty.....just a flood of thoughts. No Thanks. I want to choose what minds I read.

6/9/2009 11:45:51 PM

Your mind control is weak, old man.

6/9/2009 11:46:19 PM

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"perfect health (impervious to std's mainly)"

this made me lol. the "impervious to std's" part has made me seriously reconsider my telepathy

6/9/2009 11:48:39 PM