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6/29/2009 11:42:57 AM

Did they hit him with it son?

6/29/2009 11:43:15 AM

He won't be a free man again until he's a fucking corpse.

6/29/2009 11:45:17 AM

BALLS

OF

STEEL

6/29/2009 11:45:29 AM

http://money.cnn.com/2009/06/29/news/economy/madoff_prison_sentence/index.htm?postversion=2009062909

6/29/2009 11:46:08 AM

G'dmanit I made this thread first

6/29/2009 12:02:16 PM

LOL@SENTENCING MORE TIME THAN A HUMAN CAN LIVE. MAYBE THEY R AFRADE OF ANYTHING.

6/29/2009 12:06:17 PM

my apathy at this whole situation can not be understated

I don't care about him... I don't think his crime are (as the judge put it) "extraordinarily evil"

I don't care about his victims... boo fucking hoo... seriously.

omg the rich swindled the rich... fuck off

6/29/2009 2:03:33 PM

I mean, I have a problem with it but it doesn't occupy my mind at any time other than when people like yourself babble incoherently about it my son.

6/29/2009 2:04:27 PM

Well, mytwocents lost 5 million to the guy.

WHERE'S YOUR HEART AT???

6/29/2009 2:10:27 PM

My heart is in my torso son.

Can I get $5,000,000 right quick son?

6/29/2009 2:11:08 PM

I dunno, I sent her a PM reminding her who was there for her during The Great Blur Face Debate of 1999 hoping she'll spot me a cool million but she's busy applauding Madoff's demise.

6/29/2009 2:13:00 PM

6/29/2009 2:15:57 PM

Apparently this guy is a dick?

Quote :

"Bernie Madoff has a message from prison: F- - - you. Madoff, 71, has become a folk hero to most of his fellow inmates -- but when one inmate lashed out at the disgraced Ponzi schemer for his $65 billion theft, Madoff barked: "F- - - my victims. I carried them for 20 years, and now I'm doing 150 years," New York magazine reports in its issue on sale tomorrow. When another convict told Madoff that stealing from old ladies was "kind of f- - -ed up," Madoff coolly replied, "Well, that's what I did." Another former convict told the magazine that Madoff once said he could spin a globe, put his finger anywhere on it, "and chances are he had a house there or he'd been there." Yet another prisoner recalled watching a "60 Minutes" segment about Madoff with Madoff, and remarking, admiringly, that he'd bilked his clients for millions. Madoff corrected him: "No, billions." His massive scheme has some inmates virtually worshipping him as a criminal legend who ultimately wound up a success, according to their twisted worldview. "If I'd lived that well for 70 years, I wouldn't care that I ended up in prison," one said. He has since made 14 cents an hour sweeping the commissary floor of the federal pen in Butner, NC. Colleagues, lawyers and inmates tell the magazine that Inmate No. 61727-054 generally seems content. His cellblock is known as "Camp Fluffy," and prisoners have use of a gym, library, pool tables and a sweat lodge. There are no bars on the windows. Madoff likes to read novels by John Grisham and Dean Koontz, and once suggested he be put in charge of the budget for the prison landscaping crew, reminding one supervisor that he had run Nasdaq. The response: "Hell, no." Inmates ask him for autographs, which he refuses to sign because he thinks they'll wind up on eBay, and he doesn't think it's fair that others should make money off him. Madoff thinks nothing of telling his fellow inmates that he regularly dropped as much as $200,000 on a wristwatch. In turn, drug dealers and other criminals who see themselves as entrepreneurs regularly solicit business advice from Madoff, who is happy to give it. Now, says the magazine, Madoff lives on $290 a month. His favorite purchases are mac and cheese (60 cents), cans of Diet Coke (45 cents) and a Timex watch ($41.65). One inmate does laundry for the others for $10 a month, but Madoff hustled him down to $8. "You couldn't get an ice cream cone off of him," one ex-con said. He misses his wife, Ruth, who still comes to visit. He knows he's never getting out: "I've got 150 years," the magazine says he told an inmate, "and I'm 71.""

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/brazen_bum_bernie_HfyjHxnFjBtP8uwz9oNyMN

6/7/2010 3:51:05 AM

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"he doesn't think it's fair that others should make money off him. "

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6/7/2010 7:13:22 AM

lul hillarious

6/7/2010 7:18:03 AM

^^^That sounds like it should have been posted in a PWNT BY MADOFF thread.

6/7/2010 7:37:01 AM

once a sharp, always a sharp.

6/7/2010 7:38:12 AM

NY Post = Weekly World News
(ex: Headless Body Found in Topless Bar")

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 7:59 AM. Reason : $$$$$]

6/7/2010 7:57:29 AM

buyer beware

6/7/2010 2:13:21 PM

Quote :

"His cellblock is known as "Camp Fluffy," and prisoners have use of a gym, library, pool tables and a sweat lodge. There are no bars on the windows."

And if he rolls doubles he can leave.

6/7/2010 2:50:31 PM

Madoff owns

6/7/2010 2:58:39 PM

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"If I'd lived that well for 70 years, I wouldn't care that I ended up in prison"

yep, he really can't be punished at this point...

6/7/2010 3:49:08 PM

Raffaello Follieri got 4 years in prison after he was arrested for stealing $50 million when he was almost 30.

He spent his 20s vacationing on private yachts, living large in NYC and banging Anne Hathaway. I'd say it's a small price to pay.

http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20080629/Inside+Story+Raffaello+Follieri

6/7/2010 3:54:10 PM

sounds like bernie madoff has it better than half the retirees in retirement communities across mid-America.

I would like to retire at age 71 as a prison celebrity.

6/7/2010 4:30:15 PM

But you told me that we were going to buy our own ranch.

6/7/2010 11:58:18 PM

it'll be a prison ranch.

6/8/2010 3:36:02 AM

that's some Pablo Escobar shit

6/8/2010 3:48:27 AM

How long until it turns into a movie?

6/8/2010 3:53:07 AM

haha. CNBC is showing their original Lehman Brothers movie this Friday.

6/8/2010 3:55:48 AM

Quote :

"Bernie Madoff Still Hiding $9 Billion, Says Inmate Does disgraced Ponzi king Bernie Madoff really have billions of dollars squirreled away? That's what one fellow prisoner is claiming. The New York Post reports that an unidentified jailbird is singing that Madoff secretly funneled $9 billion worth of stolen funds into the accounts of three people before the law finally caught up with him. But Madoff's partner in crime may give up the goods to authorities. Madoff says that his partner in crime Frank DiPascali knows who the recipients are -- and that he suspects DiPascali is using that information to cut a better deal with the feds, according to the inmate at the medium-security prison in Butner, NC. "I think it was personal friends," the inmate said of the recipients of the mega-bucks. And though Madoff is serving a life sentence, prosecutors have been less hard-nosed with DiPascali, arguing for his release while awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to 10 felonies last year. While it may seem bizarre for Madoff to spill the beans to other prisoners, recent reports paint him as a prison hero who keeps company with several other high-profile inmates."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/21/bernie-madoff-still-hidin_n_619240.html

6/21/2010 7:37:00 PM

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"Apparently this guy is a dick?"

well, duh. he is a jew, after all

[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : ]

6/21/2010 7:44:21 PM