I tasted bacon the next morning.

7/1/2009 9:41:13 PM

is this twitter

IS IT

fuck off you fucking fuck

7/1/2009 9:41:43 PM

^pent up rage

this sounds like the perfect way to enjoy bacon, in both the evening, and then in the morning as well

7/1/2009 9:42:27 PM

seething rage ITT

7/1/2009 9:42:47 PM

I would like to have a discussion about terrible decisions involving alcohol.

^^^Happy now? Fuckface

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : Anger]

7/1/2009 9:42:52 PM

set rage to swoll

7/1/2009 9:43:44 PM

^^you go first

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 9:43:58 PM

^^^

THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY ONE OF THEM

there's a fire

do you know what to do with it?

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 9:44:15 PM

Everyone should spend a week in Wisconsin drinking nonstop.

7/1/2009 9:46:28 PM

I like my bacon and vodka seperated by a few hours

7/1/2009 9:48:06 PM

no one should drink pj from a pressurized beer bong

7/1/2009 9:48:27 PM

how do you not "spend" a week in Wisconsin nonstop

I mean, what kind of idiot just stands on the border and jumps between the chedder state, iowa, and fucking illinois

where's your fucking brain?

7/1/2009 9:48:56 PM

this has potential:

Bakon Mary

• 1 oz. to 1½ oz. Bakon Vodka in a Highball glass filled with ice.
• Fill glass with tomato juice
• 1 dash celery salt
• 1 dash ground black pepper
• 1 dash Tabasco
• 2-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
• 1/8 tsp. horseradish (pure, never creamed)
• Dash of lemon or lime juice

Garnish with a celery stalk; a skewer of olives, pickles, carrots, mushrooms, or other vegetables; or even meat or shrimp (bacon, salami, shrimp, etc.) and cheese. Pickled asparagus spears or pickled beans are also great as a garnish.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:49 PM. Reason : http://bakonvodka.com/?section=recipes]

7/1/2009 9:49:01 PM

you have potential

7/1/2009 9:49:29 PM

I am speechless: I have no speech

7/1/2009 9:51:14 PM

i meant to make bacon vodka for my brother last christmas.

maybe this year....

7/1/2009 9:53:52 PM

^^

that's because you're trying to figure out if I'm talking about you beginning school and starting a wonderful life for yourself

of if I'm talking about your tits

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:54 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 9:53:56 PM

haha no.
more like i wasnt expecting that.


now im wondering which one youre talking about.....

7/1/2009 9:56:30 PM

me too

7/1/2009 9:57:30 PM

its the boobs

7/1/2009 9:58:04 PM

whatever makes 'em float

7/1/2009 9:59:06 PM

7/1/2009 10:01:39 PM