I require an omelette with hollandaise, French toast, sausage, grits (with redeye gravy and chorizo), espresso and a stomach pump. So hongry.

Breakfast is the shiznit.

7/5/2009 8:36:17 AM

eggs, olive oil, broccoli, thanks!

7/5/2009 8:39:02 AM

Ooh, I'll have that as well, thx.

My houseguests need to wake the hell up so I can stuff my face on breakfast goodness.

7/5/2009 8:41:01 AM

screw them, I'll meet you at Denny's

7/5/2009 8:47:32 AM

But they got rid of Moon Over Myhammy.

If I were in Raleigh, I'd def be down for Big Ed's Greasy Goodness. Denny's is an excellent alternate.

7/5/2009 8:53:24 AM

^ wtf that was the only good thing on their breakfast menu

7/5/2009 8:55:47 AM

Bob Evans at Brier Creek anyone?

7/5/2009 8:58:28 AM

Upon further inspection, Moon Over My Hammy is listed on the online menu. Perhaps the Merritt Island, FL Denny's just stopped offering it. Weird.

7/5/2009 9:00:49 AM

Ok sons, you lost a free meal from SaabTurbo son.

7/5/2009 9:03:02 AM

Son, a free meal is never really "free", son.

7/5/2009 9:05:32 AM

I agree, son.

7/5/2009 9:55:36 AM

ooooh
eggs benedict would be delish

7/5/2009 10:22:01 AM

bricks

7/5/2009 10:36:58 AM

For those who've never made it, hollandaise is actually very easy:

3 egg yolks (1/4 cup)
2 tbsp. citrus juice (lemon, lime, etc.)
1/4 tsp. powdered or minced spicy pepper (cayenne, chipotle, etc.)
1/4 tsp. salt
1/2 c. butter, melted and still hot (1 stick)

Put egg yolks, citrus juice, spicy pepper, and salt in a blender and blend for a couple seconds. Remove the center section of the blender cover and set it on high speed. While blending on high speed, slowly pour in the hot butter in a very thin, steady stream, taking at least 30 seconds to do so. Serve immediately.

7/5/2009 10:39:52 AM

This morning it's hasbrowns prepared w olive oil and reduced fat cheddar and a Diet Mt. Dew.

I was a bit more ambitious on Friday and Saturday; it was egg whites, cheddar, canadian bacon, hasbrowns, and OJ.

7/5/2009 11:16:41 AM

While I would like spinach crepes with a dill hollandaise, I will settle for beef jerky and coffee.

Breakfast of champs!

7/12/2009 9:00:37 AM

i had lucky charms for the first time in probably 10 years

i was highly disappointed

7/12/2009 9:01:34 AM

yeah, i've found the same level of disappointment with most of the kid cereals of my youth.

However, Peanut Butter Crunch is still fortified with awesome.

7/12/2009 9:02:57 AM

cinnamon toast crunch is still amazing, but it wasn't on sale

7/12/2009 9:04:06 AM

Reese's Peanut Butter cereal is a mouth orgasm.

But anything with marshmellow just seems NASTY now. As children, we have messed up taste buds.

7/12/2009 9:05:53 AM

making pancakes for my brother and I ... whenever he wakes up! I am hongry!

7/12/2009 9:32:30 AM

Quote :

"kid cereals"

It is truly sad that our society has something called "kid cereals" that are basically candy for breakfast.
My parents didn't allow that crap, and there are few things I thank them more for doing.
There is no room in a child's diet for this crap. Ever. What kind of parents let their kids eat sugary and artificial-ingredient-laden crap like this? I mean, really....

honey nut cheerios? No thanks, I'll have regular -- or multigrain.
frosted shredded wheat? Hell no, give me the original unfrosted kind, thank you.
fruity pebbles?...froot loops? Ah, fuck no. Here's a thought -- how about actual fruit?
actually putting sugar on the cereal? Oh my fucking god, just stop. Please.

7/12/2009 10:07:24 AM

i dont smell any good smells coming from upstairs. this is disappointing

7/12/2009 10:09:12 AM

i dont smell any good smells coming from upstairs. this is disappointing

7/12/2009 10:09:12 AM

I'm having beer. It's a pool day so I need to prepare

7/12/2009 10:09:56 AM

one hour and 50 minutes to go

must
find
something to






OH NO ITS STARTING

7/12/2009 10:11:06 AM

a granola bar that tasted like cardboard and a cup of earl gray!

7/12/2009 10:20:28 AM

7/12/2009 11:37:59 AM

god some cats just fucking suck

that cat looks like one of them

7/12/2009 12:04:31 PM

Willy Nilly, would it be possible for you to ever see a comment in a non-serious discussion and not go off on some fucking diatribe about it?

That would be great.

Thanks,

BobbyDigital

7/12/2009 12:07:38 PM

Perrier and a granola bar

7/14/2009 9:06:00 AM

Skinny Vanilla Latte from Starbucks and a half cup of dry Kashi Go Lean! cereal.

7/14/2009 9:09:08 AM

bojangles

7/14/2009 9:10:06 AM

gah damn i could go for a bacon biscuit with cheese

7/14/2009 9:12:40 AM

7/14/2009 9:20:01 AM

I really want Hawaiian poke (tuna) right now, but I am at work. So hongry.

Why are there no breakfast dishes that include ahi tuna?

8/13/2009 8:43:24 AM

they can't handle that much culture.

8/13/2009 8:52:09 AM

Sorry I don't eat Pop Tarts and Cookie Crisp. That stuff is absolute garbage.

8/13/2009 8:54:51 AM

...

8/13/2009 8:55:27 AM

Willy Nilly, would it be possible for you to ever see a comment in a non-serious discussion and not go off on some fucking diatribe about it?

That would be great.

Thanks,

BobbyDigital
quagmire02

8/13/2009 8:57:30 AM

^ you know he's suspended, right?

8/13/2009 9:09:11 AM

A usual weekday breakfast for me:
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
a fruit smoothie
some fruit and a choc-chip granola bar

A usual weekend breakfast for me:
pancakes and sausage
eggs and bacon
bojangles
Barry's Cafe

8/13/2009 9:15:48 AM

I had a bacon egg and cheese Lean Pocket

It was good, but Barry complained that I stunk up the kitchen

Fuck Barry

8/13/2009 9:19:31 AM

ziplock baggie o' cheerios
32oz g2
32oz nalgene o' water
16oz o' coffee

bleh

8/13/2009 9:21:43 AM

^ that sounds like the least satisfying breakfast ever.

8/13/2009 9:22:29 AM

Quote :

"Why are there no breakfast dishes that include ahi tuna?"

There's plenty of breakfast dishes that do. They also just happen to suck for breakfast.

8/13/2009 9:24:40 AM

sir, you'd be entirely correct

but sometimes it's worth that extra few minutes of lounging in bed

8/13/2009 9:25:01 AM

That's a heck of a lot of liquid.

Breakfast isn't that time-consuming. You got an extra 5 minutes in bed?

8/13/2009 9:29:11 AM

He's got to catch his early morning jack or it fucks up his whole day

8/13/2009 9:30:23 AM

8/13/2009 9:31:30 AM