...from the Avent Ferry Post office.

FUCK YOU!

I got a bug in my eye while riding my motorcycle, left my stamps behind while I went outside to try to dig the bug out of my eye because I couldn't open my eye. I hope you lose your fucking wallet with a whole hell of a lot more than the $30+ that I lost in it.

If you are afraid of the karma that will be unleashed on you, or the bastards at the PO lied about it not being turned in, please PM me.

7/8/2009 12:57:45 PM

FS: Bag of Stamps

7/8/2009 12:58:42 PM

sounds like karma for trying to sue an airline for a bumpy landing and the laundry list of other batshit crazy shit you've done.

7/8/2009 12:59:20 PM

in before the move

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:01 PM. Reason : ps, i overheard the ppl at the post office say something about a "bag of stamps"]

7/8/2009 1:00:22 PM

Think about it from their perspective...They walk into the post office and see a bag of stamps sitting there. Nobody is around or if they are nobody claims them when they ask if they belong to anyone there. As far as they're concerned they found that bag of stamps. You could have easily prevented this by taking them with you.

7/8/2009 1:01:50 PM

I'm just tired of the useless fucks that NCSU thinks fit to admit as students. If I'm gonna have to put up with this sort of shit I might as well move to Durham.

7/8/2009 1:05:53 PM

A couple of questions....

A bug flew in your eye and you were still riding your motorcycle around with just one eye?

Why didn't you just dig the bug out of your eye before you went into the post office?

Why did you have to go outside to dig the bug out of your eye?

Why in the hell were you carrying around "a bag of stamps"?


AND

What the hell does NCSU have to do with the Avent Ferry post office.

If anything i would hope that NCSU would admit people who were smart enough not to let a bag of $30 worth of stamps laying around

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:08 PM. Reason : ...]

7/8/2009 1:07:09 PM

if lewoods saw a bag of stamps sitting somewhere, you can be pretty fucking sure she would have taken them too.

7/8/2009 1:07:49 PM

i think you should sue the bug for loss of stamps and mental anguish

7/8/2009 1:08:31 PM

haha The Internet

7/8/2009 1:13:32 PM

Bug flew into my eye as I was turning into the shopping center. Thought I could dig it out of my eye while I was inside (cooler inside). Couldn't, thought I'd mail my package first. Got so annoying I had to run outside to use the rearview mirror on my bike to see it and dig it out.

$30 in stamps I lost is less than the cost of letting a ophthalmologist dig said bug out on a weekend if I left it in there, but still annoying.

I was wearing a full face helmet, visor closed, aeroskirt on the chin and this mofo still found it's way into my eye. My life sucks like that.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : ...]

7/8/2009 1:14:20 PM

To the person who took my valuable good that I left unattended...

7/8/2009 1:18:38 PM

To the person who took my valuable good that I left unattended...

7/8/2009 1:21:11 PM

If anyone wants to trade stamps for spaghetti sauce, salsa, electrasol tabs, makeup, body wash, shampoo, etc. let me know. I need some and don't want to have to pay for them.

7/8/2009 1:33:41 PM

Welcome to America. Please keep an eye on your shit.

7/8/2009 1:34:03 PM

Not all of America is full of stealing shitheads.

I found a cellphone on campus and returned it to it's owner. Have had to chase people down when they have dropped something. First time I leave something behind and it gets lifted with no thought about how it might effect the person that needs it.

7/8/2009 1:40:59 PM

no youre wrong


Today, we all stole a bag of stamps.

7/8/2009 1:42:34 PM

Quote :

"First time I leave something behind "

bullshit.

7/8/2009 1:45:38 PM

I'll trade you some stamps for a pair of your panties.

7/8/2009 2:06:05 PM

ahaha

7/8/2009 2:06:57 PM

I'm fairly tempted to create a bag full of dicks parody thread.

7/8/2009 2:08:51 PM

^^^

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:10 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2009 2:09:17 PM

lewoods cant be a real person
but im sure glad she posts on TWW

thank you

7/8/2009 2:09:42 PM

^^^^^ You want a thong or boyshorts?

7/8/2009 2:26:58 PM

Quote :

"sounds like karma for trying to sue an airline for a bumpy landing and the laundry list of other batshit crazy shit you've done."

7/8/2009 2:32:51 PM

i will deliver a case of beer to pikey if he actually trades for a pair of this girl's panties and then posts pictures of himself sniffing said panties

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:34 PM. Reason : man, does tww need some lols like that or what?]

7/8/2009 2:34:22 PM

Quote :

"^^^^^ You want a thong or boyshorts? "

Preferably a pair of full bottom white cotton panties. Gently used. Not like with poop stains or anything. That's just sick. But put them on and go for a 30 minute jog or something before you send them to me.

7/8/2009 2:43:33 PM

Quote :

"Got so annoying I had to run outside to use the rearview mirror on my bike to see it and dig it out."

Fucking post office and their mirrorless bathrooms

7/8/2009 3:00:09 PM

Who do you think I am? I wear granny panties for no one.

7/8/2009 3:00:24 PM

Quote :

"Not all of America is full of stealing shitheads."

Yes, it is. They are everywhere.

Quote :

"I found a cellphone on campus and returned it to it's owner."

I, too, have done good deeds. But that doesn't mean people won't steal my stuff should I give them the opportunity.

10/10 thread, btw

7/8/2009 3:09:26 PM

Are your boyshorts soft to the touch?

7/8/2009 3:09:42 PM

First lyme disease and now this...

7/8/2009 4:08:20 PM

failboat

7/8/2009 4:30:48 PM

i'd still give you the tip b/c i like the fire in a crazy women's soul

7/8/2009 4:32:37 PM

if this really happened, then yeah you're just an idiot. don't leave anything of valuable out in a public space then leave the building.

7/8/2009 4:39:19 PM

ahahahahaha

pwnt

7/8/2009 4:59:28 PM

a++ will read again - i'm sorry i ever suspended you lewoods - you bring the funny every time

amazing how this kind of stuff only happens to you

7/8/2009 5:57:38 PM

Quote :

"Fucking post office and their mirrorless bathrooms"

Which fucking post office have you been to that has public bathrooms????

7/8/2009 6:06:54 PM

can i get in on your class action lawsuit against the fly?

7/8/2009 7:18:18 PM

so why did you leave them sitting in there?

7/8/2009 8:47:56 PM

so this really happened because you drive a motorcycle huh

well

that and you were stupid enough to leave something valuable out in the open

7/8/2009 8:58:49 PM

i won this thread

7/8/2009 10:26:34 PM

if you have to declare that you won it, you most definitely did not win it.

sorry to be the bearer of bad news d00d.

7/8/2009 10:29:28 PM

kontalonis established the ability of the clear winner to declare his win, noob

7/8/2009 10:36:29 PM

pooljobs, you're no kontalonis

and i'm the n00b? thats a good one.

7/8/2009 10:39:27 PM

Why did you have $30 worth of stamps with you? That's a lot of stamps

7/9/2009 7:33:53 AM

this thread actually made me think, and I can't remember the last time I bought a stamp. 2004ish maybe? I would have had to buy them for wedding invitations but the girl sent those out.

7/9/2009 8:13:01 AM

So I found them under the sofa last night. I win. Now there in only one sheet of them I take with me, rest stay filed away.

I bought a bunch of forever stamps before the rates went up because eventually I hope to need to send out graduation notices. You can also use them on packages. I send a package every other week seems like.

7/9/2009 1:36:42 PM

Wait, so this entire thread is a lie, then?

Or did somebody break into your house and return the bag full of stamps to an area under your couch?

7/9/2009 1:41:06 PM

you're a dumbass. sorry, just had to say it.

7/9/2009 1:47:43 PM