Lt. Dan: I said "bubba, you ain't got no legs"

haha, my favorite scene from that movie.




Second best is when Forrest finally stops running because he had too many Dr. Peppers lol

7/8/2009 2:09:10 PM

csb

7/8/2009 2:11:07 PM

ahahahahahahahahahaah

hilarity

7/8/2009 2:11:43 PM

my favorite scene is probably when CCR plays the concert when they arrive in vietnam

7/8/2009 2:12:09 PM

That was pretty good

Also the part where they wouldn't let Forrest join the Army so his mom had to bang Lt. Dan so he could go

7/8/2009 2:13:27 PM

I loved all those ways to cook scallops.

7/8/2009 2:13:55 PM

how bout the part where he defeats richard nixon at ping pong?

7/8/2009 2:14:17 PM

"I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your NAACP party. " was pretty funny too

7/8/2009 2:14:19 PM

I like the part when Elvis Pressley buys a shrimp boat, then Forrest gives Jenny AIDS

7/8/2009 2:14:26 PM

I also enjoy the scene where Forrest cuts Lt Dan's grass for free.

7/8/2009 2:14:30 PM

i like the part where forrest was lost on an island and started talkin to a volleyball

7/8/2009 2:14:36 PM

ahahahahahahahahahaha

i just busted out laughing here at work

bwahahahaha

7/8/2009 2:15:56 PM

for the record

Quote :

""Lt. Dan, i caaaan't feel mah leygzzz Lt. Dan: I said "bubba, you ain't got no legs" "

never happened in the movie

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : you are thinking of major payne]

7/8/2009 2:16:44 PM

don't forget the part when forrest and lt. dan got kinky in the jungle while bubba watched with no legs

7/8/2009 2:16:59 PM

i liked the part where forest had no girlfriend and no life and no job and no shoes and no house and ate at bojangles and cookout and spent too much time on http://www.brentroad.com

7/8/2009 2:17:31 PM

I was laughing when Jenny was naked with the guitar on stage and that guy grabs her and she screams "AH, SOMETHING BIT ME !"

7/8/2009 2:17:59 PM

^^^^O LAWD

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2009 2:18:02 PM

Im giving her all ive got captain....

7/8/2009 2:18:17 PM

^^^i'm pretty sure that was LBJ up on stage

get it right, dumbass

7/8/2009 2:18:45 PM

i liked when jenny took bubba's hand and put it to her breast.


V go fish

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : adf]

7/8/2009 2:18:48 PM

^you're doing it wrong

7/8/2009 2:19:18 PM

FORREST DIES

7/8/2009 2:19:19 PM

The cutaway to Lt Dan's tears of joy when Forrest scores a touchdown after breaking 3 or 4 tackles on a slant route was moving.

7/8/2009 2:19:33 PM

I liked when Forrest was a linebacker for LSU and had to picture bad thoughts for "tackling fuel"

7/8/2009 2:20:33 PM

my favorite scene is when forrest goes to an amusement park, finds a magic wish machine and wishes he was big

7/8/2009 2:21:32 PM

i liked when forrest invested all that money in Microsoft

7/8/2009 2:22:06 PM

Quote :

"my favorite scene is when forrest goes to an amusement park, finds a magic wish machine and wishes he was big"

and then, like overnight, he's big!!!

7/8/2009 2:22:19 PM

remember when forrest got stranded in the airport in a foreign country and used an ice skate to knock his rotten tooth out?

so much suspense

7/8/2009 2:22:40 PM

That was from Major Payne...one of the funniest movies ever made. Choo-Choo!

7/8/2009 2:23:42 PM

i think i like forrest most in band of brothers

7/8/2009 2:24:19 PM

i liked when forrest drove up and hit all those retards in the head with rocks and then chased them down in his bad ass truck while jenny taunted them screaming they better run.

7/8/2009 2:24:20 PM

yeah, forrest goes and talks to zoltar and then he starts droppin knowledge on how transformer buildings are such a god awful idea

7/8/2009 2:24:39 PM

Or when he was initially so excited to get all that free ice cream in the hospital, but then remembered he was lactose intolerant so he threw it into his bedpan in disgust

7/8/2009 2:25:34 PM

and man, when forrest goes in to war to save the last brother of the Ryan family...simply touching.

7/8/2009 2:26:13 PM

i liked when bubba was pissed because he was supposed to die on the battlefield like his father, and his father before him.

7/8/2009 2:27:09 PM

he did know how to throw a pretty damn good bachelor party, i'll give him that

7/8/2009 2:27:32 PM

dude

when lt. dan goes on and lists all the different dishes you can cook with crawfish

he had like 100 different dishes

7/8/2009 2:28:28 PM

I like the part where Forrest says "something just jumped up and bit me" and then Bubba says "it was a bullet wat'n it?"

btw, what's the inspiration for all this nonsense ITT?

7/8/2009 2:28:38 PM

and all those sweet love letters he would send jenny...signed, sleepless in seattle

7/8/2009 2:29:09 PM

I like when Forrest gets on the schoolbus and everybody is like "hey, come sit heeya! this sit isn't taken!"

7/8/2009 2:29:25 PM

^i think that was bubba's little son

7/8/2009 2:29:52 PM

forrest kicked that volcano's ass

7/8/2009 2:30:27 PM

or how bout when jenny was gonna kill herself by jumping off the Lincoln Memorial but Forrest ran thru the reflecting pool to save her

7/8/2009 2:30:43 PM

or when Lt. Dan got those two hookers, but Forrest thru him aside and fucked them both while Lt. Dan say in the corner and jerked off

7/8/2009 2:32:07 PM

and after forrest rescues bubba from the jungle, before he dies he tells him, "THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!"

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:32 PM. Reason : s]

7/8/2009 2:32:22 PM

My favorite scene is still the part when Jenny introduces Forrest to her half-black son Bubba and Forrest is like "my friend's name was Bubba too"

7/8/2009 2:32:41 PM

half the movie was lt. dan sittin at the damn bus stop botherin ladies

7/8/2009 2:33:51 PM

the best is when he ran for miles and chased after the moving truck with buzz, because they snuck out and andy couldn't find them

7/8/2009 2:34:57 PM

i liked that part when Forrest was fucking Jenny all retardo style, and his leg braces shattered all over the place.

7/8/2009 2:35:10 PM

There was that plot hole where they were fighting in the jungle, as far as I know WW2 was mainly fought in Europe, where there's no jungles to speak of

7/8/2009 2:35:10 PM