7/15/2009 2:10:49 PM

Is the brother you made a couple threads about still crazy?

7/15/2009 2:11:43 PM

Do you smoke? You post smoke smilies all the time.

7/15/2009 2:12:09 PM

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"Is the brother you made a couple threads about still crazy?"

Yes. He is also still lazy.

Psychologist's attribute it to his "living in a fantasy world".

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"Do you smoke? You post smoke smilies all the time."

I do not smoke. That is a placeholder for when I have nothing of substance to say, but want to please the thread parser gods.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 2:13 PM. Reason : .]

7/15/2009 2:12:39 PM

What is more important: rhythm or purpose?

7/15/2009 2:15:05 PM

In popular culture, rhythm.
In an accident, purpose.

7/15/2009 2:16:45 PM

Do you guys ever have any normal conversations?

7/15/2009 2:17:26 PM

Like a wee-wee accident?

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : NEVAR^]

7/15/2009 2:17:29 PM

What was your first pet?

7/15/2009 2:17:57 PM

I think SoylentPink has a crush on you.

7/15/2009 2:19:32 PM

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"Do you guys ever have any normal conversations?"

Nevar.

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"Like a wee-wee accident?"

Sure.

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"What was your first pet?"

A tuxedo cat names "Eightball".

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"I think SoylentPink has a crush on you."

Most women do. Then they move on with their lives.

7/15/2009 2:21:41 PM

Head. Over. Heels.

7/15/2009 2:21:58 PM

Awwwwwww.

7/15/2009 2:23:13 PM

Do you feel more comfortable handling knives now that you've been working with them for several days at your new job?

7/15/2009 2:34:52 PM

No. Knives are awful and I hate them!

7/15/2009 2:35:27 PM

For some reason I read handling as juggling, HAH.

Congrats on the job

Do you like MD? My grandmother lives in Germantown.

7/15/2009 2:36:50 PM

Do you get mad at spoilers?

7/15/2009 2:37:16 PM

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"Do you like MD?"

Maryland is not as cool as I remember it. In fact, it sucks.

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"Do you get mad at spoilers?"

I actually actively seek spoilers.

7/15/2009 2:39:12 PM

I've been to DC so many times I've lost count.

How quickly are you looking to get out of MD?

7/15/2009 2:40:54 PM

As quickly as possible. I'm trying to join the JobCorps, which would situate me in Pittsburgh, PA (God-willing).

7/15/2009 2:45:10 PM

Do you like old-fashioned phones?

7/15/2009 2:49:34 PM

Have you heard of Wegmans? You will in PA

7/15/2009 2:50:33 PM

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"Do you like old-fashioned phones?"

I like the old fashioned Mickey Mouse landline phone. That is a classic that can be found in many middle class family homes in America.

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"Have you heard of Wegmans? You will in PA "

I have not. Is it awesome?



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7/15/2009 2:51:17 PM

The best grocery store ever to grace this Earth. It's always in the top 100 best places to work too, like in the top 15 I think. It's really awesome and I hope they monopolize the market. I am fuckin tired of Kroger, Food Lion, Food City, Harris Teeter, and the like.

NOTHING COMPARES

http://www.wegmans.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/HomepageView?storeId=10052&catalogId=10002&langId=-1

7/15/2009 2:56:27 PM

Awesome.

7/15/2009 2:58:30 PM

Is this creepy of me?



[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 3:02 PM. Reason : I should PROBABLY shower and go to work but I am enjoying this thread too much.]

7/15/2009 3:00:56 PM

If you had to pick four people other than yourself who are ftw, who would it be?

7/15/2009 3:01:11 PM

haha I've done that before but never got a response.

7/15/2009 3:01:28 PM

spontaneous questions?


ok i asked... happy now?

7/15/2009 3:02:48 PM

WHOA WHOA

WHOAWHOAWHOA

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

7/15/2009 3:05:06 PM

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"Is this creepy of me?"

Yes, see V.

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"haha I've done that before but never got a response. "

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"If you had to pick four people other than yourself who are ftw, who would it be?"

chembob
evan
raiden
Skack

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"spontaneous questions?"

I has them.

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"ok i asked... happy now?"

Yes.

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"WHOA WHOA WHOAWHOAWHOA IS THERE A PROBLEM?"

I'm talking about go.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : .]

7/15/2009 3:05:42 PM

^^Excuse me. Excuse me.

Sit down.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 3:06 PM. Reason : .]

7/15/2009 3:05:43 PM

first one's on the house!

7/15/2009 3:07:29 PM

WAT? I'm not on that fucking list?

EFF THAT

7/15/2009 3:08:06 PM

Thx Spontaneous. You are ftw too.

7/15/2009 3:08:54 PM

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"WAT? I'm not on that fucking list? EFF THAT"

You're on the LFTW list. Ladies for the win.

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" Thx Spontaneous. You are ftw too."

7/15/2009 3:10:21 PM

Have you ever interacted with a cross-dresser? If so, what was your initial reaction?

What was your most embarrassing moment?

What is the longest you have grown out your facial hair?

7/15/2009 3:47:44 PM

how'd you come up with your name?

7/15/2009 4:02:41 PM

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"Have you ever interacted with a cross-dresser? If so, what was your initial reaction?"

Yes. "So this is the Rocky Horror show".

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"What was your most embarrassing moment?"

Missing a high "A" in a church choir function during a solo I had in 2004.

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"What is the longest you have grown out your facial hair?"

Hobo beard 2008, from June 2008 - September 2008. It was the worst mess of stubble ever.

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"how'd you come up with your name?"

I based it off of my then involvement in improv and my natural ability to be quite impulsive.

7/15/2009 5:14:17 PM

What inspired Mozart to create his version of the twinkle-twinkle-little-star song?

7/15/2009 11:02:19 PM

which # girlfriends are you in between now?

7/15/2009 11:10:07 PM

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"What inspired Mozart to create his version of the twinkle-twinkle-little-star song?"

I am unaware of Mozart's version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. But to answer your question, Saliere.

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"which # girlfriends are you in between now?"

Currently on #2. for the reference to my stand-up act.

7/15/2009 11:17:55 PM

so are we opening up this restaurant or what?

7/15/2009 11:20:58 PM

YES!

7/15/2009 11:23:04 PM

Why did they discontinue Arrested Development?

7/16/2009 9:21:05 AM

Low ratings and because it was an awesome show. Typically producers do not like awesome shows.

7/16/2009 2:25:32 PM

tell me about what happened w/ you and Grace Church recently?

will you be in DC Labor Day wkend? I will.

7/16/2009 2:28:31 PM

How old were you when you lost your virginity, if ever?

7/16/2009 2:36:12 PM

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"tell me about what happened w/ you and Grace Church recently?"

There's always been a history of me and Grace, since I'm kinda flaky when it comes to Christianity. Also, they had all turned their backs on me during my big mental breakdown of '07.

Back in February, one of the worshipers there said "I need you to make me a promise, but I can't tell you what it is". I thought there couldn't be anything wrong with this and agreed. He stated, "I want you to come back to Grace permanently in spite of everything." I begrudgingly did for about three months, each week getting worse. He also wanted me to move in with his Grace buddies in the fall.

Then the guy wanted me to go on there annual summer retreat to Wilmington, but I had some things to take care of in Maryland, so I delayed going until June. I then decided I really didn't want to go at all (since I did not have $1600 to drop on a church summer trip and would probably not have living expenses for the fall) and could better rebuild my life in my home state.

His most recent correspondence stated that "God has all the money in the world. You are just taking the easy way out." I responded rather harshly to this and decided that people need to be educated on the cults and cult-like institutions that operate on or around NC State's campus (and colleges in general).

Religion is fine, but it shouldn't forcibly inhibit the people following it, which Grace has done to plenty of people.

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"will you be in DC Labor Day wkend? I will."

I am planning on being in the area that weekend. Let us do something funny.

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"How old were you when you lost your virginity, if ever?"

I lost my virginity on my 22nd birthday. I someday plan on finding it again, if I have time.

[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 2:38 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2009 2:37:16 PM

set em up

7/16/2009 3:29:40 PM