qntmfred (9:30) : FIRST PERSON TO GET MY SISTER PREGNANT GETS FREE PREMIE

7/16/2009 9:34:07 PM

seriously, drop this already. I will not have my future baby mama pimped out in this fashion

7/16/2009 9:35:36 PM

hey I didn't say it.

7/16/2009 9:36:08 PM

American Airlines would like to buy naming rights to the child

7/16/2009 9:36:47 PM

I, too..

7/16/2009 9:42:24 PM

...have posted on TWW 18 hours a day

7/16/2009 9:43:08 PM

so what's the reason for pointing that out, anyway

7/16/2009 10:52:40 PM

7/16/2009 10:57:00 PM

fuck it

I am posting for the next 24 hours

I don't think I can do it

but god damn it I was supposed to be the one to get 960 posts in one day

7/16/2009 10:59:01 PM

How many attempts are allowed?

7/16/2009 11:03:12 PM

Dude... is that really something you want to accomplish in your life? I mean really think about it.

7/16/2009 11:03:17 PM

Maybe. I mean, I really want some free premie.

7/16/2009 11:03:55 PM

^^U TALKIN TO ME SON?

7/17/2009 12:18:01 AM

she hides too much now a days

7/17/2009 12:19:01 AM

she seems pretty cool but she doesn't post enough for us to be able to tell how cool she REALLY is

or something

k

7/17/2009 12:20:02 AM

^^i don't hide. my computer is still broken and i cant get on tww at work.

^its all a sham, i'm not really cool.

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 9:20 AM. Reason : shazzam]

7/17/2009 9:19:42 AM

and you've got a new bbboooyyyyfffrrriiiieeennnddd

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your computer is broken, but qfred is your brothers.

does not compute

7/17/2009 9:21:07 AM

what you don't realize is the free premie you'll get is a baby only 7 months to term.

7/17/2009 9:22:00 AM

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

7/17/2009 9:25:23 AM

7/17/2009 9:39:38 AM

WHAT IF I ALREADY GOTS A FREE PREMIE

7/17/2009 10:13:48 AM

then i guess in that case it's just for fun

7/17/2009 10:14:27 AM

oh my.

7/17/2009 10:27:47 AM

so where does the premium money go anymore

7/17/2009 10:28:12 AM

quality thread

7/17/2009 10:30:02 AM

i volunteer my gear for this

7/17/2009 10:36:13 AM

^^ indeed

^oh hai

7/17/2009 5:52:14 PM

Quote :

"she seems pretty cool but she doesn't post enough for us to be able to tell how cool she REALLY is or something "

wow. just wow. just just just wow. jesus.

7/17/2009 5:54:14 PM

7/17/2009 5:54:22 PM

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 6:00 PM. Reason : yo]

7/17/2009 6:00:05 PM

^lawls

7/17/2009 6:10:32 PM

i already have free premie, does that mean i owe her child support?

7/17/2009 6:13:24 PM

^ yes, pay up biotch

7/17/2009 6:16:09 PM

PAY BY THE INCH

7/17/2009 6:19:33 PM

I wonder if I can convince her not to have sex with me, but to artificially inseminate herself with my sperm.

7/17/2009 6:33:57 PM

monetarily, that is a terrible idea.

7/17/2009 6:53:19 PM

I, TOO, WOULD GET YOUR SISTER PREGNATE

BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS

HOW DOES BABBY FORMED????????????????????

7/17/2009 7:31:18 PM

What if your sister gets me pregnant?

7/17/2009 10:19:18 PM

7/18/2009 9:17:30 PM

^ha!

7/18/2009 9:44:17 PM

the real legend of chun li will make your stomach turn

7/18/2009 9:50:36 PM

no fair....I don't have semen

7/18/2009 10:56:36 PM

The condition doesn't specify the combination of one's own DNA. Presumably, you could get one of your guy friend's to do it and then transfer the credit to you for playing Cupid.

7/18/2009 11:15:40 PM

You're starting to cross the creep border, bro.

7/18/2009 11:19:09 PM

Fuck this thread.

7/19/2009 12:16:06 AM

lol

7/19/2009 12:17:00 AM

shut up ronny bitch

7/19/2009 12:32:41 AM

i'm flattered and creeped out at the same time. typical tdub

7/19/2009 11:29:02 PM

ilu

7/19/2009 11:29:58 PM

set em up

7/19/2009 11:46:36 PM