I just ate a big sandwich and now my tummy hurts

7/24/2009 12:02:13 AM

it's probably all the genetically modified ingredients

7/24/2009 12:03:26 AM

7/24/2009 12:05:36 AM

LOL quality fucking thread

7/24/2009 12:45:04 AM

^^I like how he's sticking a fallice-shaped balloon towards her mouth.

7/24/2009 1:15:56 AM

i couldn't decide between these 2 posts:


"i think that's a plate"

"iswydt"

7/24/2009 1:17:41 AM

My first world problem from a month ago:

I lifted my fingernail off the nail bed while snorkeling in the south pacific. Now it's difficult to type on my laptop because my finger hurts.

7/24/2009 1:20:19 AM

My fucking digital cable in my room isn't working!

7/24/2009 1:34:28 AM

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7/24/2009 1:38:09 AM

best thread I've read all night

10/10

7/24/2009 1:50:22 AM

lightscribble takes half an hour a disc!

7/24/2009 1:51:24 AM

^that shit is slow as hell...I just stick with the good ole sharpie now

7/24/2009 1:53:29 AM

i have two...

the AC in my apartment just kicked on and my toesies are cold, but the rest of my body is comfortable. i could get a blanket, but they are kind of far away

and

the water in my fish tank evaporated some so i can hear it burbling when the water is filtered and its slightly annoying

7/24/2009 1:54:38 AM

My tomato plants are dying of thirst but I don't want to leave my ac to water them.

7/24/2009 4:56:52 AM

WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT!!!!!

7/24/2009 6:22:45 AM

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"^^I like how he's sticking a fallice-shaped balloon towards her mouth."

looks like a plate to me

7/24/2009 9:16:42 AM

I have 10 tabs open and Firefox is starting to lag

7/28/2009 8:40:19 AM

I am unhappy with my tv it needs to be at least 5" inches bigger.

7/28/2009 8:41:49 AM

i left my lunchbox at home on the counter and now i have to go down the road and buy my lunch

7/28/2009 8:42:37 AM

I am unhappy with my tvpenis it needs to be at least 5" inches bigger.

7/28/2009 8:43:31 AM

The air conditioning on one of my cars only works on high.

7/28/2009 8:44:11 AM

I made two kinds of chicken salad instead of one because occamsrezr doesn't like nuts or grapes in his chicken salad. Now I have to clean double the dishes.

7/29/2009 5:15:41 AM

I like nuts. No homo.

7/29/2009 9:49:28 AM

that storm knocked out our power until about 4AM. I couldn't look at facebook, tww, fantasy baseball.. couldn't play PS3, watch tv. that shit sucked, so i had to read a book by a candle, who the fuck does that.

7/29/2009 9:52:51 AM

http://whitewhine.tumblr.com/

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"Complaint #460 I just went all around Europe and EVERYONE knows English—I barely used any of my translation apps!"

7/29/2009 11:04:11 AM

oh man life sure is stressful right now

7/29/2009 11:05:28 AM

I accidentally set my convection-toaster-oven too high and burnt my croissant.

7/29/2009 11:16:36 AM

they're going to be taking an extra $23 out of my paycheck for health insurance

7/29/2009 11:20:12 AM

I drank a lot of water and now I have to pee really bad, but the bathroom is kind of far away and I don't want to stop playing my video game.

8/12/2009 8:43:59 PM

My hands are covered in olive oil from making my own pizza dough

8/14/2009 1:56:56 AM

I really do love this thread

8/14/2009 1:57:42 AM

it's going to rain tomorrow and i want to lay out

8/14/2009 1:58:26 AM

I'm running out of beer

8/14/2009 1:59:01 AM

i chipped the nail polish on my pinky toe!

8/14/2009 2:00:47 AM

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"the water in my fish tank evaporated some so i can hear it burbling when the water is filtered and its slightly annoying"

then go fill the tank up.

8/14/2009 2:05:43 AM

I have to get up way to early to see my fitness trainer.

And this was supposed to be a pool + beach + golf + tennis weekend, but the forecast calls for rain!

8/14/2009 5:09:47 AM

I took too long of a nap earlier and cant sleep

8/14/2009 5:13:48 AM

i have to mow the lawn soon

8/14/2009 5:18:24 AM

I once considered complaining to the manufacturer that my Crunch Berries were the wrong shape.

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8/14/2009 5:22:07 AM

I'm bored at work where I am drastically overpaid.

8/14/2009 7:55:08 AM

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"I'm bored at work where I am drastically overpaid."

holy jesus welcome to my entire past two summers

8/14/2009 8:02:06 AM

haha, i mean its not terrible.

but i suppose thats why its a first world problem

8/14/2009 8:08:12 AM

My internet is acting like it's 56k right now

8/15/2009 10:19:15 AM

My gluten free cookie dough gave me a tummy ache.

I forgot about some fruit in the fridge and it went bad.

8/15/2009 10:41:07 AM

I can't decide whether to go to the pool or the beach today. I hate hard decisions like this. And, striped green bikini or pink plaid bikini? I am so conflicted.

8/15/2009 10:45:47 AM

Striped green. Because I wish I had one.

8/15/2009 10:47:13 AM

my macbook is making my lap hot

and I can't find the exercise TV on demand channel on digital cable

8/15/2009 10:49:11 AM

Get one! The green one is better for surfing. Now I want to surf. Which makes my decision to go to the beach.

But now I have to drive 40 min.

8/15/2009 10:50:08 AM

I bought too much meat for the BBQ today

8/16/2009 1:27:32 AM

im cold but too lazy to turn up the A/C

**up (hotter) down (colder)**

8/16/2009 1:28:58 AM