http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHnNPLWsDQ

embed if you want

Quote :

" Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me Now I’m pissed off Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back Wanna hear something wick wack? I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back I’m obsessed now Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud Enough dirt on you to murder you This is what the fuck I do Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures? However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot You think I’m scared of you? You gonna ruin my career you better get one Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me? Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk? In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something. Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do. But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true. As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you. I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued. I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through. Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who? Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too. Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason. Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine. Like I sit around and think about you all the time. I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme. But it now i’m about to draw the line. And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb. I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is. It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot (Slim Shady I love you) I love you too Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say? (It’s nothing) Guess what I’ll do? I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you” Now should I keep going or should we call truce? (You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha) You bet your sweet ass I do (I’m Mary Poppins, b) And I’m Superman, mmm (Mary P. Slim Shady) Comin’ at you So if you’ll still be my (babygirl) Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.) Yeah, I’m right here (You like this) Nope. Not anymore, Dear. It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life) But I’m movin on with mine Nick, is that your (wife) Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin (I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!) "

7/31/2009 11:49:31 AM

summary?

7/31/2009 11:51:05 AM

sweet

7/31/2009 11:53:23 AM

glitter

7/31/2009 11:53:26 AM

Quote :

"GAT"

7/31/2009 11:53:51 AM

so wait, hes mad because she shot him down cause shes married. This guy gets worse by the song. he used to be funny. now he just sucks

7/31/2009 11:53:53 AM

i can't watch youtube at work

is that an eminem song? n/m i read some more lyrics

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

7/31/2009 11:54:22 AM

he makes fun of celebrities in all his songs, he didn't do anything to her that he doesn't do to a lot of ppl, but then she goes and makes that song about him and makes a music video, and this is what happens... hilarious.



eminem in his prime on this song.. he goes off.. he doesn't use any gay accents or anything. he just raps.. crazy

^^when he raps seriously he's still better then most anything out...

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]

7/31/2009 11:56:24 AM

nick canon is hilarious /dave chappelle

7/31/2009 11:58:13 AM

i used to like him till i grew up

7/31/2009 12:09:20 PM

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[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : .]

7/31/2009 12:10:53 PM

pretty funny

7/31/2009 12:25:43 PM

this is the eminem we need

8/1/2009 12:38:11 PM

Hold up.

Nick Canon is fucking mariah carey?

8/1/2009 12:43:15 PM

What's the background for all this?

8/1/2009 12:44:32 PM

hahaha i love it

8/1/2009 12:45:30 PM

this is not really stuff one normally brags about.

8/1/2009 12:46:46 PM

what's he braggin about?

8/1/2009 12:48:08 PM

^^As we learned from Eight Mile or w/e, he feels no need to protect his own self image

8/1/2009 12:49:16 PM

i've got to be honest with you... i've never seen 8 mile.

8/1/2009 12:54:12 PM

ah. well in the final rap battle, eminem talks all sorts of embarrassing shit about himself first to take away ammunition from his opponent, and then tears the guy a new one. guy was left unable to talk and eminem won the battle

8/1/2009 1:18:07 PM

HAHAHAHA

8/1/2009 1:32:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hpiwPXkbVc

I didn't know Mariah did this shit

8/1/2009 1:36:57 PM

Who cares?

8/1/2009 1:51:00 PM

shit, i know i do.

8/1/2009 2:06:43 PM

^^ People who post in the thread about it.

8/1/2009 2:27:07 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TUFF

8/1/2009 2:29:05 PM

I can't read that shit son. Those lyrics suck ass.

8/1/2009 2:29:43 PM

8/1/2009 2:30:53 PM

Taurus PT1911 son.

What about it?

8/1/2009 2:31:12 PM

google image search for gat

8/1/2009 2:32:56 PM

now that's a proper gat

8/1/2009 2:38:37 PM

actually this would be more proper

8/1/2009 3:12:53 PM

eminem sucks ass

how many times is that dbag going to come out of retirement to make shitty records? also, how many times is he going to rap about killing, then get back with Kim

8/1/2009 3:16:45 PM

publicity stunt just like the beef with Benzino, Everlast, etc

8/1/2009 7:52:02 PM

Quote :

"HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA"

8/1/2009 8:23:42 PM

Quote :

"GAT THAT FOOL"

8/1/2009 8:30:22 PM

SO TO ALL THE SHIT TALKERS IN THIS THREAD, HOW ARE JON & KATE PLUS 8 DOING THESE DAYS?

8/1/2009 8:47:56 PM

haha

8/1/2009 9:21:29 PM

i want more of this type of music

8/16/2009 1:11:37 AM

She gats called the fuck out again, this time by her sister and brother.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502592/Mariah-need-help-don-t-abandon-Dying-sister-Mariah-Carey-sends-video-plea-superstar-sibling.html

By the way, they don't look very black to me

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