What do you do? Any tips, suggestions, ideas?

My mom just turned 51 last week. She is currently "seeing" a man who is 29. I use quotation marks because from what I can tell, they aren't really dating. They're just fucking a lot. And yes, my mom tells me these things.

7/31/2009 2:13:23 PM

depends on what she looks like

7/31/2009 2:13:46 PM

7/31/2009 2:14:41 PM

hook me up

7/31/2009 2:14:46 PM

Not a big deal

Don't get cunty

7/31/2009 2:14:55 PM

My mom is definitely a cougar. She's petite, she looks really young. People have been shocked in the past to learn that we are in fact mother/daughter and not sisters.

Of course I don't know if that means I look old or what.

7/31/2009 2:14:55 PM

post a picture of your mom please

7/31/2009 2:15:02 PM

Tell her to double wrap that shit! And have a double date.

7/31/2009 2:15:06 PM

Hahaha I actually have a picture of my mom from my wedding. Lemme see if I have the guts to post it.

7/31/2009 2:15:43 PM

yeah send me a pic of your mom. if she has half your sexual appetite me and her will get along well. LOL.

7/31/2009 2:16:11 PM

pics?

7/31/2009 2:16:40 PM

Quote :

"if she has half your sexual appetite "

WTF man

7/31/2009 2:17:16 PM

MILF?

7/31/2009 2:17:47 PM

mi madre y mi padre

ladies, he is also single and ready to mingle

7/31/2009 2:18:43 PM

hmmm

7/31/2009 2:19:06 PM

i'd hit it (mom)

7/31/2009 2:19:07 PM

is your name Brooke Hogan?

7/31/2009 2:19:47 PM

she'd get it

7/31/2009 2:19:56 PM

is she a huge blabber mouth?

7/31/2009 2:20:32 PM

she'd get it

7/31/2009 2:20:54 PM

i fucking love the cupcake dog

and no she isn't a blabber mouth.

7/31/2009 2:21:10 PM

Start dating someone her age, that'll show her!

7/31/2009 2:21:18 PM

ewwww

somehow i don't think that works out in my favor

7/31/2009 2:21:48 PM

i'm pretty sure i got offered her first k thanks

7/31/2009 2:22:25 PM

yeah you're mom would get it.

if your mom wants something younger than what shes getting now, just make my inbox green.

7/31/2009 2:23:56 PM

i am not pimping out my mom.

i'm just wondering, has this happened to anyone else? i mean, i'm sure it's just sex at this point and i'm really hoping that she'll wake up and stop babysitting. but still, it's kinda awkward hearing her go on and on about this guy's stamina

7/31/2009 2:24:34 PM

i'd knock the dust off that pussy

7/31/2009 2:24:50 PM

Thumper's mom = Stifler's mom???????

7/31/2009 2:24:57 PM

^^it's obviously not dusty anymore champ

7/31/2009 2:25:30 PM

I'd pump so much cum in her stomach that when I pulled out a one and a half year old potty trained baby would fall out

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : x]

7/31/2009 2:25:51 PM

Your dad should try to get with one of Uncle Floyd's exes.

7/31/2009 2:26:29 PM

THUMPER'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

7/31/2009 2:26:38 PM

pics of uncle floyds exes?

7/31/2009 2:26:54 PM

i'm not saying pimp her out, but, you know, if she gets tired of that guy let me know.

i'll treat her right.

7/31/2009 2:27:06 PM

OP: Is this a recent habit?

7/31/2009 2:28:14 PM

absolutely not. she was in a relationship for 4yrs which ended last August. she has been single ever since - until the next door neighbor's son started sniffing around a few months ago. she even told me about him last month, talked about how she hasn't had sex in so long that she's not sure it even works anymore.

7/31/2009 2:29:27 PM

is she into anal?

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 2:30 PM. Reason : obligatory "which girl isnt"]

7/31/2009 2:30:03 PM

i don't fucking know

7/31/2009 2:30:20 PM

note to self start visiting the older divorced ladies in the neighborhood

7/31/2009 2:30:23 PM

Would your mom date uncle floyd?

7/31/2009 2:33:58 PM

Haha they're family now, isn't that incest?? But seriously, Floyd has money. My mom currently has none. I'm thinking she'd give it a shot.

7/31/2009 2:36:16 PM

Sounds like she's either having a mid-life crisis or she missed out on her younger years. I'm sure it'll blow over in 2-3 months.

7/31/2009 2:36:28 PM

i'm sure there will be some blowing over the next 2 - 3 months.

7/31/2009 2:36:57 PM

I'm hoping it's just a phase.

7/31/2009 2:37:24 PM

I guarantee she is into anal. Every chick above the age of 35 does anal.

7/31/2009 2:39:10 PM

the sad thing is dnl is fapping to the picture of your mom thinking about her doing anal.

this concept even scars me.

7/31/2009 2:39:27 PM

i regret making this thread

7/31/2009 2:39:31 PM

^^^agreed

7/31/2009 2:40:08 PM

Send this link to your mom, should make Sunday dinner more interesting.

7/31/2009 2:41:29 PM

set em up. for the record i could very easily fap to that pic but i dont plan to

7/31/2009 2:41:59 PM