Ok guys, since school is about to start and we will have an influx of newbies rolling through here pretty soon, I think that it would be a great idea to list some of the people on TWW to try and avoid... and possibly some reasons why. We've all were new here at one point in time, and through trial and error for the most part, we had to find out who was mean, argumentative, creepy, etc...
So this year, let's do something nice for the community. Let's pass on our lessons learned:


marko: Intentionally tries to derail threads by posting unrelated youtube videos. He also invites people out to hang out, but 'stands them up' and wastes their time.... Like when he tries to get people to meet him at target with promises of hotdogs

lucyinthesky: Constantly berates people on here, and tries to make them feel really small.

kiljadn: He's one of the most prolific racists to ever register for TWW

qntmfred: It's usually his way or the highway. Often times, he'll just suspend your account, and come up with a reason for the suspension later.

eleusis: Tries to "break" threads by posting really big pictures, repeatedly.

ShawnaC123: Particularly mean to other women that she sees as encroaching on her territory. Often, she'll insult your clothes, socio-economic-status, and religious beliefs

DivaBaby19: She has a bad habit of hitting you in the face if she sees you out in public and recognizes you. She even bought a 'punchin' ring' specifically for this purpose

Fermat: He hasn't done it in a while, but he is well known for embedding viruses in your threads

WillemJoel: He just trolls constantly. Annoying, but fairly harmless.



I'll try to think of more later. Feel free to add to this list if other 'avoidables' come to mind

8/9/2009 6:56:22 PM

LOL

"stands people up"

moar like I AM MASTER OF THE HUNT

8/9/2009 6:57:36 PM

I have never had problems with any of these people but maybe thats because I am a good girl

8/9/2009 6:58:31 PM

yeah, that ^^ guy

8/9/2009 6:58:33 PM

no mention of not dnl?

8/9/2009 6:58:50 PM

i know 2 of these people fairly well. i'm married to one of them.

EMCE you just made up those descriptions.

8/9/2009 6:59:15 PM

A real card: He's usually ok, but he pads all of the time. He'll just sit there all day finding new threads to post in just so that he can post "FIRST, BITCHES!"

8/9/2009 7:01:44 PM

similar to message_topic.aspx?topic=534783

8/9/2009 7:01:54 PM

EMCE: He uses his charisma and magic fingers to get you comfortable enough to send him nudes. At that point he calls you a fatty and sells them on the internet for 5 dollars a tit.

khcadwal: she WILL DEFINITELY take your last nacho. I believe she is hardwired for it. avoid this user if you value your snack foods.

[Edited on August 9, 2009 at 7:07 PM. Reason : a]

8/9/2009 7:03:49 PM

let me tell you somethin'

the fact that i was number one on that list means something

and i think he knows what it is

8/9/2009 7:06:01 PM

I am bigger than Jesus, bitch.

And eleusis will break this thread with his massive biceps.

One time, EMCE held a gun to my best friend's face. There's photographic evidence in my gallery.

8/9/2009 7:06:41 PM

holy shit marko. i haven't heard that song in a decade atleast

8/9/2009 7:08:27 PM

WE'RE BUILDIN UP

AND BUILDIN UP

AND BUILDIN UP

AND BUILDIN UP

AND NOW WE'RE SOLID



























SOLID AS A ROCK

8/9/2009 7:10:18 PM

thats what she said!

8/9/2009 7:11:46 PM

lol @ marko. But seriously, avoid this guy


lucyinthesky is up to her old tricks again. Telling LIES!

8/9/2009 7:12:02 PM

gunzz: he has a tendency to borrow your fly swatter and never give it back. Don't fall for this trick. He gets all of the noobs with it.

[Edited on August 9, 2009 at 7:22 PM. Reason : of]

8/9/2009 7:16:52 PM

this thread is only going to deter newbies

why join a site that has so many people you want to avoid?

8/9/2009 7:26:38 PM

i haven't seen a single truthful description yet. the whole "inform the noobs" motivation was just a joke, like this whole thread.

8/9/2009 7:27:46 PM

:script:

8/9/2009 7:30:52 PM

Quote :

"eleusis: Tries to "break" threads by posting really big pictures, repeatedly."

I break threads with my fist, not my pictures.

8/9/2009 7:35:54 PM

lol @ that pic

8/9/2009 7:37:09 PM

EMCE: Child molester. Worse yet, he doesn't return phone calls.

8/9/2009 9:44:28 PM

8/9/2009 9:45:29 PM

Shawna will steal all your menz and post nekkid pics on teh tdubz! What a bitch!

8/9/2009 9:46:45 PM

</mod_blok 7/8,8,1)_"crash-set"[{post}animalporn=embed] repeat =11 Y

8/9/2009 9:50:43 PM

jackleg: I lived with this guy for a year. During this period of time, half of my shit went missing, and I mysteriously developed a jenkem habit that I have yet to kick. he is all that is evil with the world. avoid at all costs

8/9/2009 10:52:16 PM

Slave Famous: instant-AIDS

8/9/2009 10:54:13 PM

jackleg makes the best jenkem

8/9/2009 10:54:28 PM

MORE LIKE A JERKEM HABIT

8/9/2009 10:54:30 PM

ha dont lie, youve never had more fun in your life.

and how bad can a guy be that can pull mad ass without even having a bed?

8/9/2009 10:54:43 PM

GLAD TO SEE IM NOT ON YOUR RADAR

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/9/2009 10:55:14 PM

what are the jenkem withdrawals like?

8/9/2009 10:55:58 PM

^^^ hahahahahahah, I have NEVER in my life seen so many girls say "yeah, I wanna see your closet....and then sick your duck"

8/9/2009 10:56:40 PM

yo jenkem is the shit

AHHHHHHHHHHA

8/9/2009 10:56:53 PM

seriously, we pulled this off for a whole year

i mean it ended with a swat team and the mexican mafia

but 936 maynard will NEVER be the same

(i wonder what we left in the tunnels in the basement...)

8/9/2009 11:00:34 PM

8/9/2009 11:02:33 PM

Who needs a bed to have sex? Amateurs.

8/9/2009 11:02:48 PM

Quote :

"SNIFF THAT DOOKIE"

8/9/2009 11:03:23 PM

ha ha ha, good times. I don't think I'll ever stay in that LIVE of a house again...

motherfucker can't even afford an HDTV.....BUT HE'S GOT SOME SPIFFY WHITE NIKES!!!11

8/9/2009 11:04:12 PM

when i first saw that pic i thought you has some tidy whiteys on your head..then i figured it out

8/9/2009 11:13:53 PM

My god I remember that place.

I GOT DAT PIC OF IT ON MY FACEBOOK SON.






(THE DOG FRIGHTENED ME, OK?! )

8/9/2009 11:15:10 PM

8/9/2009 11:15:46 PM

Quote :

"kiljadn: He's one of the most prolific racists to ever register for TWW"

it's so true that I am crying right now

8/9/2009 11:46:52 PM

he came to my apartment earlier specifically to call me a greasy frog



and he brought his dot-head friend, too.

[Edited on August 9, 2009 at 11:47 PM. Reason : fdss]

8/9/2009 11:47:28 PM

Fail Boat: if its sunny outside and he isnt wearing a hat, you could go blind

8/10/2009 12:08:49 AM

^ZIIIIINNNNNNNGGG

8/10/2009 12:14:36 AM

haha

8/10/2009 2:41:37 PM

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE SLANDERS

9/14/2010 10:28:02 PM

HOW DARE YOU ACCOST ME IN THIS MANNER

9/14/2010 10:29:49 PM

i dont remember posting that

must have been drunk on TWW again

but its true

9/14/2010 10:30:49 PM