Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
haha I didn't even know they sold this shit commercially
My next month of dumps is gonna be incredible
As a matter of fact, I'm kinda upset that I don't have to take one right now 8/19/2009 6:03:23 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
where might i get this 3 ply TP? 8/19/2009 6:04:35 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Somewhere, Sheryl Crow is crying. 8/19/2009 6:05:09 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
On the shelf at HT, quilted northern, in a purple bag
I bought this, a rotissirie chicken and cake frosting, and the checkout girl mean mugged me 8/19/2009 6:05:36 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
this is going to revolutionize jr. high / middle school pranks 8/19/2009 6:37:58 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I bought this, a rotissirie chicken and cake frosting, and the checkout girl mean mugged me" |
Some combinations of purchases would be hard to keep a straight face with while ringing up if I were a cashier. Your combination is an interesting one.]8/19/2009 6:53:15 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
K, just took my first dump and subsequent wipe
The verdict is in:
Absolute Fantastic
If you have the means, I highly reccommend it 8/19/2009 7:48:49 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
dear everyone who is infatuated with taking 2 hour dumps and all the toilet paper choices out there,
it's 2009..... time to come out of the bathroom and just admit that you're into assplay. 8/19/2009 7:50:41 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry Mr. Jackleg,
Have fun with your raw ass 8/19/2009 7:51:58 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
hey don't turn it around on me. my ass never stays exposed long or gets enough physical contact to catch the raw
some guys just love the way it feels when their rectum is at 150% capacity. grab a good book and make the experience last as long as possible. i also get it that some guys enjoy a little anal pampering afterwards. totally your prerogative, dude. 8/19/2009 7:56:39 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
fuck that, in 2009 there are so many cool mobile apps to fuck around with on the shitter 8/19/2009 7:59:28 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
my friend kate told me about this stuff a couple of months ago
it's phenomenal
and not too expensive 8/19/2009 8:01:16 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes I take extra long poops
but ONLY when I'm at work
there's something deeply satisfying about knowing I'm getting paid a lot of money to push turds through my booty that, and, I'm secretly ~ I mean, I HAVE to be ~ to let the logs out as slowly as possible. I haven't yet made a game out of it though. 8/19/2009 8:01:29 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
next thing you know these guys are gonna be talking about using cucumber butthole lotion. you know, cause it's comfortable. 8/19/2009 8:01:31 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
ONLY FAGGOTS DEFECATE 8/19/2009 8:06:21 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
EMCE probably plays a variation of the game I play where I try to push the turd almost all the way out, till only the last inch is still inside me
then i try to suck it all back up in me, and repeat the process till the turd snaps
Its just like spitting and trying to pull the spitwad up back before it hits the ground, only different 8/19/2009 8:06:51 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
so i wonder if thats what sex feels like to girls... backin one out 8/19/2009 8:08:59 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
ps whats everyones ideal
i prefer 3.5 or so. 4 leaves too much cleanup, but 3 can sometimes be a real PAIN IN THE ASS to get out LOL
8/19/2009 8:10:16 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Meanwhile, the Plumbers Alliance is rejoicing
more clogged toilets imminent 8/19/2009 8:10:37 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
4 or 5 for me, leaning toward 5
I don't mind a good wipe 8/19/2009 8:11:49 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
i hate wiping my ass, if its not clean in like 3 tries then its water time 8/19/2009 8:13:33 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
i like to drink so in the mornings its generally lower down on the chart 8/19/2009 8:14:07 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
jackleg has a bidet !?! 8/19/2009 8:15:08 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
ive got regular 2-play and some charmin wet wipes
if 2-3 wipes with dry dont get it clean, then i bust out the wets and that does the trick 8/19/2009 8:16:10 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
i like to separate the plys myself...increase the surface area
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : .]8/19/2009 8:17:33 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
no bidet. but im pretty "regular" (as evidenced by my constant level3-4 movements) so i pretty much drop one every morning after breakfast and before i take a shower. so 9/10 IM SOAPIN DAT ASS UP either way. but ive been known to turn a quick mid day dump into a shower just cause i don't want to wipe my ass for 15 minutes.
wow this got gross fast 8/19/2009 8:19:24 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Dweedle you better get 3 ply in the next few weeks
Because when I come to your house, I expect to wipe in luxury 8/19/2009 8:19:31 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
lol i see my typo, but i dont understand the looming zing 8/19/2009 8:20:36 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ive been known to turn a quick mid day dump into a shower" |
thats definitely worse than simply taking a long dump
^just making fun of the typo, and dropping surface area knowledge
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 8:21 PM. Reason : .]8/19/2009 8:20:51 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
what do you do, jackleg, bend over and spread your cheeks, so the shower water knocks off any fecal remnants ? 8/19/2009 8:21:47 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
bent over far enough to catch the pellets in his mouth lulz 8/19/2009 8:22:28 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
If you're a pro, you can one big heavy turd....
that way, some (clean) water splashes up in your butthole to allow you a quick wash while your wipe.
However, this can go horribly wrong if you're not careful. here, you might poop just enough to get the water muddy, and then drop a splasher which gets all over your cheeks.
it's a delicate science, which is hard to perfect
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ha ha ha, professional pooper. been poopin for 30 years!!1] 8/19/2009 8:23:22 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
i put down a TP landing pad to avoid that splashback
especially if ive let out a lot of piss before the dump extrudes
BUT, the TP landing pad heightens the risk of cloggage 200%
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Reason : ] 8/19/2009 8:24:12 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
I JUST GO AT DAT ASS WITH A BAR OF SOAP
no really i just take a shower like normal and wash my ass like normal. i suppose i spend a few extra seconds in the "pre-rinse" stage of the shower (the time where you normally just get wet until you get the water to the right temp) 8/19/2009 8:24:13 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "like a sausage... smooth and soft" |
8/19/2009 8:25:13 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha, I hate you jackleg
'you're a fag if you poop for too long and stretch out your asshole....but I'll sit there and let warm water stimulate my asshole in the shower for a few minutes...CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN COMPTON!'] 8/19/2009 8:26:38 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
when i feel particularly frisky, i use that LAVA soap. that really shows my butthole who runs the show 8/19/2009 8:27:58 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
why do i keep reading this thread 8/19/2009 8:28:11 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
jackleg in the shower
8/19/2009 8:28:15 PM |
abbradsh All American 2418 Posts user info edit post |
cottonelle for the win
8/19/2009 8:29:27 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
quality artwork ITT 8/19/2009 8:29:29 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that's a photoshop
i can tell by the pixels 8/19/2009 8:29:53 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
damn jackleg, i didnt know you had dat 190% lance armstrong cancer 8/19/2009 8:29:59 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
that's about right. i appreciate the generosity on the ole limpdick there, by the way 8/19/2009 8:30:19 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
actually, not a photoshop. I've seen jackleg's balls, and they actually are that pointy...
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 8:30 PM. Reason : stabs girls in the chin] 8/19/2009 8:30:25 PM |
Trip Veteran 205 Posts user info edit post |
I'm picking this shit up the next time I go to HT... this 3 ply toilet paper is a new chapter in the history of the human race.
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 8:33 PM. Reason : IN] 8/19/2009 8:30:30 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
his testicles look like a molar 8/19/2009 8:30:31 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148233 Posts user info edit post |
jackleg is a pasty white, and he apparently wears fake gold all over his body for the healthy green hue] 8/19/2009 8:33:17 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
it looks like you traced his arm from a mug handle 8/19/2009 8:34:08 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
im a bit confused by the colors of reference since im greendick man. is that blood or dooky? 8/19/2009 8:35:01 PM |