Amuse me.

8/19/2009 11:19:59 PM

Why did you feel the need to make another "ask" thread?

8/19/2009 11:20:58 PM

how often are you called Flo?

8/19/2009 11:21:40 PM

Are you always in as good a mood as you seemed to be in last night?

8/19/2009 11:22:21 PM

What's the best kind of cupcake?

(I know this is an "Ask Metricula thread," but I'll throw in my vote for Red Velvet):

8/19/2009 11:22:39 PM

Favorite movie?

8/20/2009 12:04:22 AM

favorite geek/nerd reference?

8/20/2009 12:05:32 AM

assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood...how much wood would they chuck?

8/20/2009 12:05:39 AM

Damn cupcake. I'm friggin' HONGRY. But I have to lose weight and get the blood pressure down. And I am a bona fide food addict. And a salt addict. WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO???

On another note, maybe I need incentive to not eat and work out. Like a cute, available female fitness coach/sex addict. Any takers?

8/20/2009 12:07:42 AM

What's the point of making this thread if you're not gonna answer any questions?

8/20/2009 12:08:17 AM

lol, the "right" questions

8/20/2009 12:10:26 AM

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"Why did you feel the need to make another "ask" thread?"

I was bored.

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"how often are you called Flo?"

A couple times a week--especially at work by customers.

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"Are you always in as good a mood as you seemed to be in last night?"

Pretty much. I make it a goal to be cheery.

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"What's the best kind of cupcake?"

I'm partial to funfetti myself but Phil eats them as fast as I can make them.

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"Favorite movie?"

That's a tough one. I don't have a movie I can't get enough of.

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"favorite geek/nerd reference?"

I'm just a big damn hero.

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"assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood...how much wood would they chuck?"

No.

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"Damn cupcake. I'm friggin' HONGRY. But I have to lose weight and get the blood pressure down. And I am a bona fide food addict. And a salt addict. WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO???"

Maybe if you think about sex and masturbate more you won't have time to think about food.

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"What's the point of making this thread if you're not gonna answer any questions?"

Jeepers, people. It's not like I'm sitting around at home all day to take your questions. Patience is a virtue.

8/20/2009 1:27:14 AM

how are them passion parties coming?

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8/20/2009 1:28:40 AM

what do you think the best feeling in the world is?

8/20/2009 1:29:20 AM

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"how are them passion parties coming?"

I've been retired for most of this year. I still have a suitcase of dildos, though. I just moved in with my boyfriend and it's sitting in the living room.

It was fun while it lasted but I got too busy when I got closer to graduation.

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"what do you think the best feeling in the world is?"

Falling asleep next to someone you love and knowing you'll still be in their arms when you wake up in the morning.

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 1:32 AM. Reason : .]

8/20/2009 1:30:32 AM

has you ever been to the cupcake shoppe?

8/20/2009 1:31:42 AM

Seriously?

8/20/2009 1:33:13 AM

Will shots of Jager result in you doing disgusting things you may or may not later regret?

8/20/2009 1:33:23 AM

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"has you ever been to the cupcake shoppe?"

The one on Glenwood? No, but I've passed it a couple times after they were already closed. I must remedy this.

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"Will shots of Jager result in you doing disgusting things you may or may not later regret?"

Yes and double yes.

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 1:35 AM. Reason : yes yes]

8/20/2009 1:33:28 AM

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"I still have a suitcase of dildos, though."

thats fucking hot

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8/20/2009 1:35:34 AM

^^ PM sent

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 1:36 AM. Reason : f]

8/20/2009 1:36:04 AM

the cupcake shoppe is hottttt
the owner introduced obama when he came to town

8/20/2009 1:36:36 AM

what are you doing to lose weight?

8/20/2009 1:37:00 AM

what does a barista think of someone who comes in and simply orders six shots on ice?

8/20/2009 2:36:40 AM

probably the same thing a bartender thinks

8/20/2009 2:39:06 AM

yes but one rarely orders six shots for oneself at a bar

8/20/2009 2:45:35 AM

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"Maybe if you think about sex and masturbate more you won't have time to think about food."

The problem here is that if I did that when I felt the greatest urge to eat, I'd likely lose my job.

8/20/2009 9:37:23 AM

bwn?

8/20/2009 9:38:29 AM

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"what are you doing to lose weight?"

I don't eat/drink a lot of meat, soda, or processed foods. I also take a leisurely 2-3 mile jog two or three times a week. I weigh about 135 pounds but I'd like to be between 125 and 130--but I don't stress out about it too much. I just want to be mostly healthy.

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"what does a barista think of someone who comes in and simply orders six shots on ice?"

I think, "Wow, I wonder what he's staying up for?" and assume it's something exciting or salacious.

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"bwn?"

No. And someone already has dibs.

8/20/2009 11:42:45 AM

so whats with the cupcakes? you gay for them

btw you like a lot like khcadwal in the tunnel painting pics....is it true you are her wevil twin sister?

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 11:47 AM. Reason : add moar question]

8/20/2009 11:43:31 AM

i dont' see that resemblance at all.

do you <3 me?
[yes] - [no]

8/20/2009 12:09:36 PM

do you have a dog?

8/20/2009 2:05:19 PM

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"so whats with the cupcakes? you gay for them btw you like a lot like khcadwal in the tunnel painting pics....is it true you are her wevil twin sister?"

I love rainbows. Does that make me gay too?

Not to my knowledge.

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"do you <3 me?"

Yes! In a very platonic way!

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"do you have a dog?"

Radar the beagle:

8/20/2009 3:45:18 PM

awwww?

8/20/2009 3:46:49 PM

sup?

8/20/2009 3:48:00 PM

platonic? thats not the word i want to hear when i'm trying to steal a woman!

naaaaw i'm just joshin'

i can only aim at one tww gf to steal at a time.

8/20/2009 3:48:14 PM

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?
What time is it at the North Pole?
Is full Peano arithmetic consistent?
Why does a mirror image reverse left and right but not up and down?

8/20/2009 3:53:54 PM

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"you like a lot like"

what?

8/21/2009 9:20:11 AM

that pic of radar is adorable and stuff

8/21/2009 9:23:11 AM

do you attend sex parties/ orgys? that's the word on the street

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 11:26 AM. Reason : lkjh]

8/21/2009 11:26:03 AM

bttt

9/10/2009 12:14:42 AM

are you really single now

what's the deal with that

9/10/2009 12:19:43 AM

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"If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?"

yes

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"What time is it at the North Pole?"

Time zones are defined as relative to the north or south pole, so time is both irrelevant/meaningless and non existent.

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"Is full Peano arithmetic consistent?"

no idea

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"Why does a mirror image reverse left and right but not up and down?"

draw lines to each of your eyes through mirror then back.


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[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 2:44 AM. Reason : ]

9/10/2009 2:43:56 AM

The following are yes/no.

Hot tubs on a winter night?
Eastern NC style BBQ?
Resident Evil 4?
Domination or submission?
Do you remember me from the Tunnel Painting?

Also, I read the OP as Abuse me.

9/10/2009 8:42:05 AM

Amy's debating cutting her hair short. Any words of advice... would it be a huge mistake?

9/10/2009 12:15:03 PM

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"Hot tubs on a winter night?"

yes

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"Eastern NC style BBQ? "

yes

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"Resident Evil 4? "

yes

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"Domination or submission? "

yes

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"Do you remember me from the Tunnel Painting? "

no

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[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 12:19 PM. Reason : eh]

9/10/2009 12:15:56 PM

Are the rims big?


Do it ride good?

9/10/2009 12:16:02 PM

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"Are the rims big?"

wat

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"Do it ride good?"

good

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9/10/2009 12:17:27 PM

is there a reason the metricula questions are now being answered by astraladvent?

9/10/2009 12:22:10 PM

he chopped her up and threw her in some luggage

9/10/2009 12:23:32 PM