Actual Craigs List Posting From Savannah Ga.-

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. (Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST)

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over to you, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to wet your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening and it wasn't that cold outside.

You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?

It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with your wet pants.

I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.

I threw your wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones.

Verizon just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.

I could only get in two threatening phone calls to Homeland Security and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.. Next time you might not be so lucky ....

- Alex

P.S. Remember this motto.. an Armed Society is a polite society!

8/27/2009 1:22:51 AM

fake

get that shit out of here

8/27/2009 1:24:21 AM

I got it in an email so I dont know for sure if it is real or not. If this is real would really suck for the mugger.

8/27/2009 1:26:33 AM

[old]

8/27/2009 1:29:50 AM

(probably) fake

and if not, the author will probably get caught and arrested for all the illegal he things he did.

i doubt it is real though, or at least i would hope no one is stupid enough to put even their first name to a gun model, and say what area of town they were hanging out in.

8/27/2009 1:31:24 AM

i really really hope this is real, really really hope that the dude that gets mugged doesnt get introuble...dumb for putting this anywhere on the internet...i love it

8/27/2009 1:31:38 AM

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp

Snopes cannot say either way.

(It's fake, though.)

8/27/2009 3:44:09 AM

Quote :

"P.S. Remember this motto.. an Armed Society is a polite society!"

What if the mugger had had a gun?

8/27/2009 6:41:01 AM

double polite!

8/27/2009 6:55:02 AM

Quote :

"(Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST)"

8/27/2009 8:49:28 AM

worst thread ever

8/27/2009 8:53:01 AM

If only this wasn't old or a thread for this.

8/27/2009 8:55:02 AM

So how is Jeepxj420 distinct from Jeepin4x4, JeepMan311, et al.?

8/27/2009 8:55:09 AM

I smoke weed and there is a 420 at the end of my name

8/27/2009 3:35:06 PM

I'm pretty sure I've read this before March of this year... And it didn't have all the added stuff at the end about the calls to FBI, money given away, shoes given away, charged gas, etc. Just the part about calling his Mama was on the one I read before.

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ]

8/27/2009 3:40:25 PM

8/27/2009 4:16:26 PM

^winner

8/27/2009 4:26:58 PM

ahahahahaha thats a good one

8/27/2009 4:37:05 PM

^^^ May have just saved this thread.

8/27/2009 4:45:31 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/reb/1454844158.html




wow way to clean up

11/6/2009 10:24:30 PM

a thread for craigslist. it exists.

11/6/2009 10:25:08 PM

^seriously.

if ONLY we already had a thread that was 30 some odd pages long already about craigslist.

11/6/2009 10:28:30 PM

tl;dr. sry.

11/6/2009 10:30:07 PM

this is the only one that came up in a search

11/6/2009 10:44:38 PM

try harder

11/6/2009 10:45:51 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_search.aspx?type=topic§ion=9&searchstring=craigslist&username=&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page=2

11/6/2009 10:49:02 PM

holy shit that craigslist posting is awesome

11/6/2009 11:24:03 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fuo/1485445060.html

gynecology table for sale - "slightly weathered"

WTF?

11/28/2009 1:41:19 PM

god damn the stupid in this thread. and im talking about twws

11/28/2009 1:48:25 PM