the curiously exciting sensation of culling a three-foot hair from betwixt your buttocks. it happens about once or twice a month, you ladies will know what I'm talking about.

8/27/2009 6:36:00 AM

this is not good

8/27/2009 6:54:00 AM

What the fuck?

8/27/2009 6:54:20 AM

it took me a minute to understand wtf, but now...lol

8/27/2009 6:58:17 AM

i guess those wily bastards run down there in the shower and nestle in for the long haul

8/27/2009 7:09:31 AM

You've got to hit up that two minutes of combing prior to showering, yo.

8/27/2009 7:45:27 AM

8/27/2009 7:46:07 AM

8/27/2009 7:50:29 AM

Quote :

"it happens about once or twice a month, you ladies will know what I'm talking about."

This is a daily occurrence

8/27/2009 7:51:17 AM

get a haircut you hippie

8/27/2009 8:54:11 AM

related to one of my favorite things ever

the next morning after a wild hookup, on random occasions there sometimes happens to be a long girl hair wrapped around my junkular area

pulling free this stray is quite oddly pleasureable.

i can see what you're saying

8/27/2009 8:56:50 AM

^ exactly

Quote :

"You've got to hit up that two minutes of combing prior to showering, yo."

combing my hair is like trying to rake the amazon forest floor

ain't gonna happen

8/27/2009 4:17:24 PM

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 4:18 PM. Reason : r]

8/27/2009 4:18:11 PM

hairs stuck in the asscrack is so annoying

8/27/2009 4:18:17 PM

Quote :

"i guess those wily bastards run down there in the shower and nestle in for the long haul"

i totally just snortled

Quote :

"This is a daily occurrence "

so true!!! and quite annoying. but i've had long hair as long as i've had hair, so i'm quite used to it.

8/27/2009 4:21:53 PM

i actually read it a couple times to make sure i understood.

that was a bad idea

give me a mental image like that again and i will hurt you.

8/27/2009 4:24:13 PM

maybe you need to trim your butthair so it wont catch those things

8/27/2009 4:26:37 PM

sadly, i can relate to the OP.

8/27/2009 4:27:15 PM

i keep my butt hair trimmed... don't want shit getting stuck in it

8/27/2009 4:49:07 PM

I make sure all hairs are gone while I'm still in the shower...it's part of my routine.

8/27/2009 5:03:14 PM

True story, ancilla is a Latin word that means "slave girl."

8/27/2009 5:03:42 PM

interesting. I suppose I see how the English adaptation would follow but that's a little twisted.


And to you butt hair trimming advocates, neither the bare- nor fur-assed among us are immune.

8/27/2009 5:26:00 PM

I don't know what to make of this thread yet. Thanks Dave.

8/27/2009 5:43:15 PM

i am going to need to visually affirm that you wash your hands now every time i get a beer from you

8/27/2009 6:34:25 PM

Crawdaddy wins this thread so hard

8/27/2009 10:10:11 PM

I forgot what that was like since I cut my hair off

8/28/2009 12:06:42 AM

I actually don't like this feeling but maybe that's because I don't like things near my bumhole...

8/28/2009 12:07:43 AM

i pulled one out once, and i thought i had tape worms

8/28/2009 3:39:39 AM

thankfully my hair is only at my shoulders

8/28/2009 4:08:01 AM

I just pulled a random-ass one out of my crack, about a foot long and red... I'm assuming its from my roommate but I have not even seen her today. Maybe it was in my undies from the dryer or something

[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 5:22 AM. Reason : and the feeling has been lingering for about 5 minutes now]

9/21/2009 5:20:21 AM

see, i promise i'm not crazy


it will happen to all of you somehow or another

9/21/2009 5:25:22 AM

Yup this used to happen to me all the time when I didn't control where the loose hairs went and they'd slink all tje way down my body. Now I just get them out during conditioner time & use my fingers as a comb.

9/21/2009 9:20:56 AM

oh dammit i clicked on this thread again because i forgot about it

9/21/2009 9:28:57 AM

i clicked on this thread and one of those virus scare web browsers popped up...

NICE TWW...NICE

9/21/2009 10:10:16 AM

Quote :

"three-foot hair "

9/21/2009 10:13:00 AM

i still find random long blonde hairs on some of my older clothes

9/21/2009 10:32:07 AM

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2912045

11/2/2009 11:14:17 PM

i don't click ambrosia links anymore

11/2/2009 11:18:12 PM

Quote :

"I make sure all hairs are gone while I'm still in the shower...it's part of my routine."

11/3/2009 11:43:38 AM

^^^ I've never heard of that. That's crazy.

11/3/2009 11:51:34 AM

haha this is rather funny

11/3/2009 11:52:42 AM

Quote :

" related to one of my favorite things ever the next morning after a wild hookup, on random occasions there sometimes happens to be a long girl hair wrapped around my junkular area pulling free this stray is quite oddly pleasureable. i can see what you're saying i only like it when it comes from another girl...would not find the same pleasure if it was my own hair "

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

11/3/2009 11:55:03 AM

I like to refer to this as "tuning the B-string."

4/7/2010 4:48:55 PM

i really struck a chord with this thread, didn't i

4/7/2010 9:06:30 PM

dude you've seen how long Angie's hair is, its always finding its way wrapped around every part of my body... i know what you mean.

4/7/2010 9:10:16 PM

she does have quite the protracted panache

4/7/2010 9:27:19 PM

i enjoy unraveling it from around my balls

4/7/2010 9:30:31 PM

4/7/2010 9:31:00 PM

hate all ya want its nice

4/7/2010 9:32:22 PM

Excellent thread, and I trust most can agree with its sentiments.

Also, I want to use words like "betwixt."

4/7/2010 9:54:54 PM