Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Make way for more Duggars
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tonitown, Arkansas, who have 18 children and one grandchild on the way, are expecting a new addition to their household -- baby No. 19 will arrive in the spring." |
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/01/duggars.new.baby/index.html
![](http://sfu2.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vagina-clown-car-demotivational-poster.jpg) 9/1/2009 1:56:39 PM
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bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
will they stop already? ![](images/sick.gif) 9/1/2009 1:58:23 PM
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grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
it'd be weird having an aunt/uncle younger than you...
[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .] 9/1/2009 1:58:57 PM
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jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
how old is she now? hopefully they will stop when they start coming out retarded 9/1/2009 2:00:18 PM
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DROD900 All American 24674 Posts user info edit post |
vagina looks like sleeve of wizard 9/1/2009 2:03:19 PM
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Big4Country All American 11919 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^AGREED! 9/1/2009 2:09:47 PM
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raven928 All American 21318 Posts user info edit post |
what does he do for a living that he can afford all this? i mean i'm sure the show helps now. but what about before? 9/1/2009 2:10:51 PM
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not dnl Suspended 13193 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "will they stop already? " |
9/1/2009 2:12:48 PM
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Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
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9/1/2009 2:15:34 PM
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Big4Country All American 11919 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what does he do for a living that he can afford all this? i mean i'm sure the show helps now. but what about before?" |
I think they got involved in realestate, or had a car dealershio and they sold the land. It was something like that. He was also a senator. 9/1/2009 2:16:18 PM
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synapse play so hard 60940 Posts user info edit post |
[insert not a clown car pic here] 9/1/2009 2:23:09 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
it's already [here] 9/1/2009 2:23:40 PM
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Big4Country All American 11919 Posts user info edit post |
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9/1/2009 2:24:47 PM
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raven928 All American 21318 Posts user info edit post |
senator pez dispenser 9/1/2009 2:25:58 PM
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Big4Country All American 11919 Posts user info edit post |
^LOL! Someone with photo shop needs to put her face on a pez dispenser.
[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .] 9/1/2009 2:26:14 PM
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synapse play so hard 60940 Posts user info edit post |
[noted] 9/1/2009 2:26:27 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
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9/1/2009 2:37:10 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Never mind the baby-making.
Apparently, these two adults are so out of touch with reality and the outside world that neither one of them has realized that mullets are completely and utterly unacceptable, and bordering on abusive. 9/1/2009 2:40:08 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i suppose that
Quote : | "if you can't can feed 'em, don't breed 'em" |
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Once you've had three useless, mediocre kids, you'd think you'd realize that you and your wife just don't possess the DNA to create someone special 9/1/2009 2:45:07 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
ENTHUSIASM COUNTS. 9/1/2009 2:47:05 PM
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ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Once you've had three useless, mediocre kids, you'd think you'd realize that you and your wife just don't possess the DNA to create someone special" |
![](http://cancershmancer.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b400d9970b0115720ac04e970b-800wi)
DON'T GIVE UP! DON'T EVER GIVE UP! 9/1/2009 2:48:16 PM
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catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
i dont think they really give a shit....it seems the older daughters just always end up responsible for the most recent spawn 9/1/2009 2:49:37 PM
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Time Veteran 595 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hopefully they will stop when they start coming out retarded" |
Too late, judging by that first picture anyway. 9/1/2009 2:50:54 PM
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Kickstand All American 11734 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 3:02 PM. Reason : ]]
9/1/2009 2:53:37 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think they got involved in realestate, or had a car dealershio and they sold the land. It was something like that. He was also a senator." |
He bought a barn or something and converted it into different rental units...He also bought some land and let cell phone carriers put towers on the land.
Their oldest son and his wife are having a baby sometime soon...
so the oldest son's baby will have an aunt that is not even a year older AND a younger aunt or uncle.
w.t.f. 9/1/2009 2:53:39 PM
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BigMan157 no u 103355 Posts user info edit post |
i bet his wife just wants to die at this point
hell, she what probably at that point a handful of kids ago 9/1/2009 2:55:46 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
OK, I think this family is getting a little ridiculous now. 9/1/2009 2:58:01 PM
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Fail Boat Suspended 3567 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so the oldest son's baby will have an aunt that is not even a year older AND a younger aunt or uncle." |
This happens with small families as well. 9/1/2009 2:58:02 PM
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Kickstand All American 11734 Posts user info edit post |
Now, you got to go for an even # and produce 1 more. 9/1/2009 3:00:13 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
she better have twins
odd #s are evil.
Michelle Duggar is a bumpaholic. 9/1/2009 3:01:51 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
6 + 6 + 6 = 18 666 Never stop at 18 kids. That's just asking for it. 9/1/2009 3:02:15 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://blog.christianitytoday.com/women/upload/2009/06/800px-Jim_Bob_&_Michelle_Duggar.jpg)
LOL FORCED SMILES ITT
9/1/2009 3:14:45 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
she looked like she'd had a makeover the last time I saw her on tv. tanner and with less mullety hair. 9/1/2009 3:17:19 PM
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Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
Man, it would be hilarious if someone else got his wife pregnant. I would do that given the chance just for the hilarity of it. He'd all be on TV like "I have 19 kids because its gods will that we spread the word with our children" and you could be at home like "no you dont! LOL"
[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 3:22 PM. Reason : )] 9/1/2009 3:20:39 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Is it any different if he is spreading God's word with your children rather than his own? 9/1/2009 3:22:36 PM
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Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
We'll, no, really it would mostly be funny if someone had started doing it to him 15 kids ago, but no one knew he was going for the record then. 9/1/2009 3:25:00 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Man, it would be hilarious if someone else got his wife pregnant. I would do that given the chance just for the hilarity of it." |
I want to know what would happen if any of their kids broke their "rules"...Obviously they aren't allowed to have sex before marriage but they aren't allowed to kiss before marriage either or watch TV.
One of those kids needs to become the black sheep of the family for my enjoyment. 9/1/2009 3:29:03 PM
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Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
But if you were one of their kids, and wanted to be the black sheep, would you even know how? 9/1/2009 3:31:22 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
^probably not.
They are running out of "J" names.
[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : f] 9/1/2009 3:40:16 PM
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Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe, but once they start being profoundly retarded you get to use the really good J names, like Jitters, Jelly or Jingles. 9/1/2009 3:46:07 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Jumbles.
I'm gonna name my kid Jumbles. 9/1/2009 3:47:43 PM
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ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
Baby No. 19, that will be it's name. 9/1/2009 3:52:42 PM
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Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
And with how things have been going lately, in 30 years, Senator Jumbles Duggar 9/1/2009 3:54:29 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Have they named one Jenkems yet? 9/1/2009 3:58:35 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Jim Bob lost the election for the United States Senate.
Maybe Jumbles Duggar can win! 9/1/2009 4:00:43 PM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
could she be addicted to the feeling of being preggers? 9/1/2009 4:01:00 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
^yes
people who are addicted to be being pregnant are called "bumpaholics" 9/1/2009 4:02:51 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
apparently they had an interview with People magazine and have asked readers to send suggestions for the name.
I say if they want to stick with the J theme they should name it
"Jesus Christ this is the final Duggar" 9/1/2009 4:10:18 PM
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Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
maybe shes just a humpaholic 9/1/2009 4:11:25 PM
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